Maurovision

13/05/2023

Oh well! That was fun as always. See you all next year

13/05/2023

Well, that's a huge disappointment

13/05/2023

COME ON FINLANNNND

13/05/2023

Norway sucked! How did they score so high??

13/05/2023

I miss Jon Ola Sand

13/05/2023

Israel being second is a travesty. The public vote will put this right

13/05/2023

MY WIFE CORNELIA EVERYONE SHUT UP

13/05/2023

Rob's nonna is also voting for Finland btw

13/05/2023

My top 3:

Finland
Australia
Moldova

13/05/2023

Unfortunately our entry is excruciatingly average even if she does seem nice

Me: 4/10
Ma: 4/10
Erin: 4/10
Tony: 5/10
Rob: 5/10

13/05/2023

Croatia are like you've just bombed too much ketamine and someone is playing Queen backwards. I love it

Me: 9/10
Rob: 7/10
Ma: 8/10
Erin: 8/10
Tony: 7/10

13/05/2023

Giving Slovenia points for the Telecaster. Love the outfits and Killers vibes. I quite like them. They seem like nice boys

Me: 7/10
Tony: 7.5/10
Erin: 7/10
Rob: 8/10
Ma: 8/10

13/05/2023

Would be better if she was singing about Unicron. I liked her trousers before she tore them off. Generic pop, not really into it.

Me: 3/10
Ma: 3/10
Erin: 4.5/10
Rob: p**s break
Tony: p**s break (extended)

13/05/2023

Lithuania really not standing out at all here. Very middle of the road in all respects.

Me: 4/10
Rob: 4/10
Erin: 4/10
Ma: 4/10
Tony: p**s break

13/05/2023

Amazed at how such a heavy band can sound so bland and dull. They look great, but it fails to deliver, especially after Finland and Australia

Me: 5/10
Rob: 5/10
Erin: 6/10
Ma: 5/10
Tony: 3/10

13/05/2023

The Norwegian lass is performing better than the semi finals but it's still pretty dull...sea shanty without the energy

Me: 3/10
Erin: trapdoor
Rob: 3/10
Ma: 1/10
Tony: 1/10

13/05/2023

I like the Ukrainian outfits, the visuals are good and the Castlevania sections are fun but the rest is a bit Poundland Justin Timberlake.

Me: 5/10
Rob: 5/10
Erin: 4/10
Ma: 5/10
Tony: 2/10

13/05/2023

Pasha from Moldova recruiting wives for his harem. I've already packed my bags. Love the wee lad on the flute and the girls with the horn. Really like this one

Me: 9/10
Erin: 9/10
Ma: 8/10
Rob: 8/10
Tony: 5/10

13/05/2023

So boring I almost forgot to get ratings. Even the weird rap section is dull.

Me: 2/10
Erin: 4/10
Rob: 4/10
Ma: 2/10
Tony: 2/10

13/05/2023

Belgian Boy George is slaying, even if the staging made it briefly look like he'd cracked himself. I actually quite like it.

Me: 7/10
Rob: 8/10
Erin: 8/10
Tony: 10/10
Ma: 8/10

13/05/2023

Australia is giving Knight Rider with a Devin Townsend twist. Big fan. We need more prog at Eurovision in general. Wind machines, keytars and sparkles all round

Me: 10/10
Rob: 10/10
Erin: 10/10
Ma: 10/10
Tony: 7/10

13/05/2023

Children of the Czechia corn...not feeling this one lads.

Me: 4/10
Tony: 3/10
Erin: 5/10
Ma: 5/10
Rob: 4/10

13/05/2023

Bewitched by Finland's autistic swag, Brussels Sprout outfit and Rammstein vibes. My winner of the night, and apparently we are all in agreement

Me: 10/10
Erin: 10/10
Ma: 10/10
Rob: 9/10
Tony: 9/10

13/05/2023

Brave of Estonia to bring a ghost on stage, surely a Eurovision first. Shame the song is excruciatingly dull.

Me: 3/10
Ma: 4/10
Tony: 1/10
Rob: 4/10
Erin: 4/10

13/05/2023

Italian lad is extra sparkly and very handsome but unfortunately he has entered a ballad and that's not okay. Do love the fellas on the bouncy castle in the background though.

Me: 5/10
Rob: 7/10
Ma: 5/10
Erin: 5/10
Tony: 6/10

13/05/2023

Albanian Osmonds are quite stylish and her dad looks well happy to be there even if her brother looks like he'd rather be at a Tranmere Rovers game. Love the flag dance. Tbh mostly voting for dad

Ma: 8/10
Tony: 8/10
Rob: 7/10
Me: 7/10
Erin: 7/10

13/05/2023

Swedish Sigourney Weaver writhing in a George Foreman grill....it's not as good as Euphoria but it's pretty decent.

Me: 8/10
Ma: 5/10
Tony: 4/10
Rob: 6/10
Erin: 8/10

13/05/2023

Spanish singer wandering through the Groping Hallway in her melted plastic top. I sort of like it, but it really isn't Eurovision. It also goes on and on....

Me: 4/10
Rob: 4/10
Erin: 3.5/10
Ma: trapdoor
Tony: 2/10

13/05/2023

Cyprus fielding Ponder Wyverns, or perhaps Consider Wyrms. Not even the Morton Harket-esque high note can save this for me.

Me: 1/10
Rob: trapdoor
Erin: 4/10
Ma: 6/10
Tony: 4/10

15/05/2022

https://newsthump.com/2022/05/15/dad-still-furiously-voting-for-spain/?fbclid=IwAR2jnQMK-5muVQujCYmoVh60f_cQaHsXMwxoiLNiJIBFlaCVmKUhSckNMSU

Dad is still hammering the number to vote for Spain’s Eurovision entry, even though Ukraine won the contest yesterday.