Norman Gnome Jr

18/09/2022

Did my first scuba dive today in Malta with a group of Germans. What a great dive but my air ran out

21/07/2022

Today while gardening o found some stowaways who wanted to join our family (me, Gary & Barry)
What do you think should we allow Bettie, Bernie and Bob to join us?

21/06/2022

We , Gary, Barry and myself are loving the drinks on the terrace. This holiday lark is fab and was hidden from me by my dad Gary Fretster.

19/06/2022

Been hot hot hot today over 50 degrees. Have stayed in the room with Gary & Barry with air con on. Garry has the trots so is not feeling too well. He tells me it’s not the wine he drank last night (yeah right)
Just ventured out for tea

18/06/2022

Day off by the pool after breakfast. The Yorkshire Teabags we brought with us are the best in the world. Sean Bean is right

17/06/2022

Another first for me being in a boat. I like the fact of leaving home and trying new things

16/06/2022

My first lesson in scuba diving and the bubbles made me trump under water

15/06/2022

Meet my new friend who is also the barman
Gary and Norman are still in the room getting ready

15/06/2022

Now for a little sun bathing

Only ever done this with the family at le Fresters

15/06/2022

Hot hot hot so first ever swimming pool

14/06/2022

Barry, Gary and I all strapped in ready for Sharm

13/06/2022

Gary and Barry love the Malbec at the Premier In North, Manchester airport

13/06/2022

Showing what I think of pineapple on a burger

It’s wrong just wrong

13/06/2022

Gary, Barry and I having a beer at the Inn. Believe it or not the barmaid just aged checked Gary who had to show his driving licence

09/06/2022

I’ve tried some tea but to be honest Yorkshire Tea is the best of the best

08/06/2022

Had my first bath today with Gary although needed a large drink afterwards. I didnt know you could not p*e in it afterwards

07/06/2022

Went for a trip in a Lancaster Bomber last week. Was too cold and noisy for my little ears. The experiences I have had since leaving gnome😜

07/06/2022

First driving lesson this week too and apparently I am brilliant

07/06/2022

Sorry been away for the Jubikee Celebrations and here are some images from Bomber Command afternoon tea. The Glen Miller band was playing throughout.

03/06/2022

Jubilee celebrations and thought we would get into the groove

03/06/2022

Today I have visited an art exhibition with my bessie Gary.

30/05/2022

Just received an urgent refugee request and a letter to accompany them. I have found them a shared house and they are now residing in the Far East

Stay safe Gary & Barry

11/05/2022

Sampling the delights of Ypres

09/05/2022

First pint of the day

09/05/2022

Upgraded as apparently gnomes travel in style

09/05/2022

It’s going to be another 1st for me today. Having a trip on board a ferry to Europe, apparently us gnomes don’t need passports
Also first selfie 🤤

06/05/2022

06/05/2022

Sorry folks been away awhile but have been doing some educational training as well as learning, French, Germans and Belgique.

25/04/2022

I visited the east coast today after a busy busy weekend. How many steps have I had to climb today?

23/04/2022

Met some new friends at the B&B I’m staying at tonight.
Billy Ball Boy, nelly the knitter and Gordon the Gardener

23/04/2022

I have only just recovered after the micro beer last night, oh what a fab night (what I can remember) and decided to go for a walk in Clumber Park.

22/04/2022

First micro pub ever

21/04/2022

Watched my first sunrise at the coast this morning, stunning.
For some reason my pants keep falling down just as the camera man is taking the photo, may need a belt HONEST.

20/04/2022

Well it’s a day of firsts for me and just been in my first pub and met a new friend Ernie

20/04/2022

Well I saw my first massive lake which apparently they call a “SEA” today

20/04/2022

Well it’s a bright sunny day here where I am staying for now, I have been cold water swimming which is a first for me as I am normally just stuck on a garden ornament with my family. It’s cold cold cold water but very refreshing.
Sorry the professional photographer caught me getting dressed “Honest”

19/04/2022

Well it’s been a busy day and I am tired out with all the excitement. Thanks to all my news friends and see you all in the morning.

19/04/2022

Well it’s been an eventful day today so gonna have a grandad nap. First time I have been out and about and seen so many things. First breakfast in a pub, travelled up front in a car, travelled on a motorway, met new friends. Tired tired tired 💤