Sherrie Stump

19/07/2023

Had an absolute hoot this weekend playing BINGO with Brandie, The Isolation Creations - Alan and Jamie and meeting all you sexy folk at the Eat Me Cafe & Social in the SJT! Loved it .... and yes...I was channelling one of my cartoon heroines...ma Bear from the classic Beano!

07/07/2023

Catch me and a few chums as we offer an afternoon of fun, balls and frolics at the Stephen Joseph Theatre. Sunday 16th July at 4pm. Fun and games, cockytees and a bunch of great prizes to be won! Eyes down... Housey house!

06/05/2023

Awww I'm ever so giddy that Queen Camillia got my MoonPig card!

14/04/2023

Had a fab night last night...finally had my electronic tag removed, so I could finally go out after 7pm! Me and Brandi got to hold our first mucky, filthy, flirty quiz at the Haus of M&S. We were so thrilled to meet so may beautiful, dirty minded, filthy b*astards..who made out night extra special. Had loads of limericks wrote about me! And I got to devour a few King Dongs and loads of cocky tees! I was buzzing! Most of the blokes that turned up couldn't keep their eyes off me! ###

27/02/2023

Hiya Darls... Now three of you tinkers have already sent me this... And yes... I did suggest this name to that there IKEA... And yes £25 is an ideal PRICE for a TILLSLAG... And like the label.... I'm always found 'under the table' LOL

26/02/2023

Just to confirm the rumours about Thor (I call him 'Thaw' LOL), the big walrus that visited us here in Scarborough. The rumours are correct, he has made his way to (and been spotted in) Iceland, because I took him there. He wasn't keen on his trip to Fidl.

He has been staying at mine, after the papaarazzi was bothering him at the harbour...y'know when he was feeling fruity...so I offerred to put him up...well outside in the fish pond. He loves Iceland, you can get 3 bags of frozen fish for a tenner...and he's pretty keen on a prawn ring when I treat him to it. And when it's nithered outdoors...he shuffles indoors to watch Love Island..he's planning on moving on when that finishes...I've suggested Bridlington or even Cleethorpes!

13/02/2023

It's not my week...Just had my shopping delivered from Fidl and they've substituted my tin of spaghetti hoops with baked beans! And I'm not good after eating beans...Not only that but they have also substituted my new summer bikini with an all in one PVC black cat suit.....so as you can see I've put it to good use this week.....

31/12/2022

Before me and Brandi see New Year in ...I'd better get a bit of tea sorted...I'm feeling a bit healthy tonight so gonna do a couple of jacket titties...sorry...taties! Happy New Year darls! ###x

05/11/2022

I'm not really a big fan of Guy Forks night.... I'm not into big bangs... I like the odd big rocket but I might try this one later.....

03/11/2022

I didn't know these two were beggerin' about behind me... But they were definitely game for a laugh on Sunday.. They love being in Scarborough... Thanks for popping along darls.... And thanks for not bringing the kids! ###

21/10/2022

Well after a night at the local (£7.50 for a pi***ng pint!), I was joined by Brandi (De-party or is it Deputy?) and M***a Supps (Justice Minister or summat like that). Apparently one of my first jobs was to go through and clear the cabinets, M***a Supps helped me go through the drinks cabinets... and as you can see she's been 'Downing' them since last night! Brandi has gone round the place with the Likkle Henry hoover and found loads of suitcases full of booze. So we'll be stopping in for a bit. Our new 'Transport Minister', Maggie Bogg is on her way, but she's been delayed by cancelled buses...she's livid!

20/10/2022

Hiya darls ... Just had to get the National Express down to that there London... I got myself a likkle temping job ... I said to the woman on the phone..."With all my experience darls ... I can sort any s**t hole out!" ... apparently the last lass was friggin useless at it ... and luckily it's a live in job..and there's likkle p***y too...!

05/10/2022

Sherrie 'Smiley' Stump here....

17/09/2022

Another one of my likkle videos! With my mate 'Mucky Mo' from Meats

Had to pop to Fidl to buy some Jaffa cakes and a set of masonry drill bits...when I spotted Sherrie's outside on one of her many fag breaks....she wasn't alone!

12/09/2022

The other day, my boss at Fidl, said I was a right 'work of art' and a 'proper moaner'... I said "Thank you very glad!"...so here I am ...'The Moaner Sherrie'...painted in Poundshop oils by Leonardio De Capricorn!

12/09/2022

Hiya Darls ....if you haven't seen my resent Fidl Fag Break Video...here it is...Thank you very glad!

As Jamie is away...I popped along to Fidl for a couple of barm cakes, a bag radishes and a jar of bloater paste. On leaving the store I saw Sherrie on one o...

05/08/2022

I am hoping to be dancing with that gorgeous Sloveenian Fagash Screwsmineck! And I have heard that a lot of these dancer couples get pretty 'close' ... deffo gonna gerroff with him! I'm gonna teach him the "Back of Wilko's Tango", "FoxesTrots" and the "Frigged-me-knees Waltz"

25/07/2022

Oooh hey...went to do a cheeky 'cig n booze run'...but it was chokka on the way to Dover! Can any of you spot me amonst the chaos?

23/07/2022

I bet this would be an interesting likkle story book darls!

21/07/2022

My personal customer service skills at Fidl are always appreciated...!

18/07/2022

Ooooh this friggin heatwave ..it's in the papers! ... Folks do some crazy things when it's hot... I know it's close... But not that friggin' close!

27/06/2022

Oh friggernation! What with all these bills going up and increase on all my shopping, my part time Fidl hours are simply not enough darls! .........So I've borrowed my fellas van for a bit.
I'm a pretty dab hand with a screwdriver, mole grip and vice nuts. I can also get my hands on all lengths of wood. Not to mention that I'm highly qualified in ballcock maintainence! You can find me in the Trade Pages. Thank You Very Glad!

06/06/2022

Ooooh another successful Sunday lunch made by my very own self. One of my classics.... "Ch**es in The H-hole"... Very filling with two veg.

25/05/2022

Had a lovely fish supper last night...was one of the best I've had in ages....dunno why...but it went down rather well!

05/05/2022

My likkle mate Jorge (who is 8) has drew my portrait... He has really caught my likeness... Look at my eyeshadow and the bags of shopping.... And the Fidl logo....and my curly hurr... I absolutely love it! What a masterpiece. Thank you very glad Jorge!

28/04/2022

Busy day on the shop floor!

29/03/2022

That fella's always taking the p**s out of me...wish someone would knock his bloody block off! LOL

18/03/2022

Oooh it's been ever so busy at Fidl! My boss asked me to look into getting new products into the store in order to attract more customers! Some of these new lines look pretty posh...looks like I'm gonna be 'employee of the month' .... again!

04/03/2022

OOOOhh ey up! Got this lovely portrait sent to me from one of my admirers...the very talented Mark Wootton. Isn't he talented? Thank you very glad! ###

03/03/2022

Happy World Book Day Darls! ... Me and my mate, Brandi... dressed as our favourite reads... I've never read HIYA! but I love my weekly Chat which helps me keep up to date with the essentials in life!

25/02/2022

Thank you very glad, Kim (from Denmark) !

14/02/2022

Awww..... I feel really loved... As you can see I'm a popular likkle girl today.... And its only lunch time! Happy Valentines day Darls! luv Sherrie! ###

12/02/2022

My mate darl Keith Wellens has suggested that I quit my part time Fidl and Te******ng jobs for a more challenging career....the last time I wore a uniform like this was when I was a kiss-o-gram ... move over Juliet Bravo....here comes Dame Egg-Cressida Rose n Crown Dix ... LOL

05/02/2022

Another likkle letter popped through my box flaps this morning...Always here to help you all darls! Thank you very glad!

01/02/2022

A likkle letter answered...Thank you very glad!

31/01/2022

Hiya Darls...My mate Brandie is allus asking my advice...she said I'm ever so helpful when it comes to blokes and hanky panky. She said I should become an 'agony ant'.... and I thought 'why not?'

So if you have a question...send me a message. But if I do answer, chances are, it will be published here for us all to look and possibly laff at. And we have to keep it clean...so I will have to use words like 'w***y', 'mimsie', 'bonk' and 'milkers'.

If I do get any letters, I will publish one at a time every few days...they can be kept amonimous...thank you very glad! ###

27/01/2022

Brandie was asking me earlier who I would choose to play 'me' in Sherrie Stump: The Movie.....I've not a clue...any suggestions?

25/01/2022

As it's that 'Gordon Burns Night'...it reminded me of the time a nice man in a tartan skirt asked me to take a mouth full of his 'Hahaggis'....bleedin hell....I spit it out....it were 'offal'! LOL!!