Depressed Dhaka Dyke

10/03/2024

you ever finish writing a song at 5am in 5 mins after sleeping on it for 5 months

05/03/2024

you ever tell someone you're having suicidal thoughts and they're like "did you know the most effective way to do it is to slit your wrists?"

02/03/2024

i am not a lover girl. i am making a s*x offender list for my city girl

01/03/2024

beda manush toh faltui. kintu koyekta maiya dhoira jodi hulk smash korte partam tahole shanti lagto

23/02/2024

nothing like a dream about my late grandfather to start off my day

08/02/2024

why buy makeup remover when you can cry it off

18/01/2024

friend: (sends a 100 memes/reels)
me: *ignores*
friend's gf: omg you're so pretty
me: OMG THANK YOU SM

09/12/2023

09/12/2023

my problem is that im actually a perfect fairy princess with a huge

09/12/2023

happy sagi szn!! what gut-wrenching truth are you unable to process and keep uncontrollably laughing about??

09/12/2023

sometimes i be seeing too much

09/12/2023

wouldn't it be funny if i just died lmao (in a non-suicidal way)

10/10/2023

there's no music that portrays how red a flag i am

30/09/2023

the doja cat urge to shave my head, ruin my life on purpose and start dating a mediocre man who spends too much time on they 'puter

10/09/2023

he wont let me f**k up his sleep schedule :(

28/08/2023

my mental stability is inversely proportional to the number of memes i share daily

22/08/2023

men will eat misogyny for breakfast and then wonder why they don't get any women

22/08/2023

the day i won't have daddy issues....

lol nevermind i can't even finish that sentence. abolish fathers everywhere