Houston Hooligans

28/03/2022

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16/03/2022

Lyrics:

I fu**ed your granny
while she was takin a sponge bath,
Yo pappy pi**ed tried to slap me,
But missed cuz I run fast,

Na I’m playin…

“Who’s this dude again?”
I’m the Houston Hooligan and

[Hook]

“I been duckin and dodgin the laws,
F**k em I don’t get involved,

Won’t give em no probable cause,
Tuck it up under my balls,
Duckin and dodgin the laws

Tryina clap me then hold the applause
I hop out I’m holding my balls
F**k em I don’t get involved,

Won’t give em no probable cause,
Tuck it up under my balls,
Duckin and dodgin the laws”

I’m growing nauseous
From these obnoxious bosses
Causin these losses that cost us,
But be cautious don’t double cross us,
Cuz I got this chip on my shoulder no salsas,
So I’m walkin out of the office I’m off it,
Tossin my tie into my walk-in closet,
I BEEN either takin, or makin,
A way to make a deposit,

So when yo rent is due,
I do like the dentists do,
And Im flossin,
And Id prolly lay awake
To wait on the cake in my coffin,

If I don’t make it with the rap,
Well then I’m flippin a birdie,
I seen them laws drop they jaws,
When I flipped em the birdie,
And I’ll still be dirty in my thirties,
Try not to look so appalled,
I’ve smoked them Newport shorts,
And the red packs of Pall Malls,
Take it easy, no Weezy but,
“if I don’t do nothin ima ball,”
And I put THAT on my dick and my balls,
I’m on attack and I’m takin no loss,
When I rap it’s a wrap cuz you soft,
Im a mac with a stack and a plaque I’m a boss,

And I ain’t ever no loss…

I don’t give a DAMN what it cost…

"I been duckin and dodgin the laws…"

11/03/2022

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05/03/2022

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01/03/2022

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22/02/2022

Insane rave going down in Houston at the end of May!!

If you’re the type that likes to go hard on the weekends, this is one party you won’t want to miss!!

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22/02/2022

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21/02/2022

20/02/2022

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Song featuring Lil Te###xan 🔥🔥🔥

16/02/2022

I know this page isn’t “Katy Hooligans” but this was too funny 😂

15/02/2022

11/02/2022

Wild ass rave on March 4th in Houston 👀🔥

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