Toxic Ritas

13/11/2023

Show up with one of these to Thanksgiving & you will have all your Tias in a good mood 😜

Pick up will be
11/23 from 6-9pm
11/34 from 10am - 12pm

02/10/2023

ɧɛƖƖơ ʂ℘ơơƙყ ʂʑŋ 💀
Here we have a customer favorite
Mango Margarita🥭
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Make sure to plan early and book your date for those upcoming Halloween parties! Reserve your date with a $50 non-refundable deposit.

25/07/2023

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚊 𝚂𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚛 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚊 🍓
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Whether it’s a birthday party, wedding, XV, fundraisers, company parties, customer appreciation for your business’, basically ᗩᑎYTᕼIᑎG we got you!!
Call/text me to book your margarita machine rental with a $50 deposit!

Flavors to choose from: paleta de sandia, mango margarita , classic margarita, lemonade, mai tai, coke, and many more!
𝗠𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀

22/06/2023

𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐚 🍉🍭
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Add alcohol to it or just plain for the kids. This flavor is full of flavor! You can be drinking this on one of these hot summer days! Message me and we can book your date!

02/06/2023

Look at those colors pop! ✨
We have the classic margarita and the watermelon paleta mix. 🤤
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Those flavors don’t do it for you? No worries we have more to choose from: paleta de sandia, mango margarita , classic margarita, lemonade, mai tai, coke, lemonade, pineapple, cherry, blue hawaiian and many more!

21/05/2023

Alcohol goes well with any mood! ✨
We have a variety of flavors to choose from not just your typical margarita flavors! Call me so we can get you set up for the best flavors for you!

19/05/2023

𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝘄𝗮𝗶𝗶𝗮𝗻 🌴 🍍
Want a flavor that’s sweet and full of flavor, this one is it! The kids will love and it if you want to take it up a notch add some rum! 👌🏼

17/05/2023

ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ɪꜱ ʜᴇʀᴇ! 😎☀️
While you’re hosting you family and friends in the backyard, keep them cool with some slushees! Don’t wait until the last minute to book your date. Call, text, or slide in my DMs to get you set up!

15/05/2023

Oops! Must be a Monday thing! 🙈

08/05/2023

I love hearing from people who have tried our Ritas! Weather it’s the good, the bad, or the ugly! I make each mix with lots of love, and I tell my clients, “ I will never give you something I wouldn’t drink!”

This event had our watermelon paleta mix

03/05/2023

What are you doing 5 de Mayo? Tag your favorite people who you would love to have a margarita with!

If you don’t have lunch plans, you do now! Head on over to 𝗟𝗮 𝗥𝘂𝗲𝗱𝗮 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁 for some food and margs! Best thing about it is, your margarita is 🅵🆁🅴🅴 with the purchase of an entree!! Do me a favor and hit that share button to let your friends know! 😉

21/04/2023

Don’t forget about the kids this summer, they want some slushees too! 😊

It’s funny because any time a client is getting a machine for a kids bday party I offer them the option of a slushee flavor for the kids. 90% of the time they say, “ F*ck them kids!” 🤣
For those of you who still care about them kids, I’m just throwing it out there, we can do alcohol free slushees 😎 We can compromise- one with alcohol and one without 🤷🏻‍♀️
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𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕/𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 $𝟻𝟶 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝!

12/04/2023

𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕! 🙃
Now that spring weather is coming, we will be selling frozen drinks by the half gallon and gallon here and there. Be l👀king out so you can grab some and do whatever you want at home 😏

07/04/2023

ꜰʀɪᴅᴀʏ ᴅʀᴏᴘ ᴏꜰꜰ ✅
The mixing begins! Today we had classic margarita + watermelon paleta. We uses the Smirnoff Spicy Tamarindo and let me tell you…. WooOoOo 😮‍💨 straight fire! 🔥

04/04/2023

Forget the sugar cookies and bring this instead to Easter with the fam 🐣
ᴅᴍ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ

10/03/2023

If you’ve been saying no to alcohol lately but it hasn’t listened, this is a sign that you need alcohol in your life 😜
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Start planning that spring or summer event!
Graduations, bday parties, weddings, quinceañeras, divorce parties, baptisms, customer appreciation, you name it!

05/03/2023

Tonight’s flavors Cherry 🍒 & Classic Margarita. Peep 👀 the custom signs made by the Birthday Boy! 😍😜

27/02/2023

We offer flavors for the kiddos too!

23/02/2023

ᗰᗩᑎGO ᗰᗩᖇGᗩᖇITᗩ 🥭
with the chamoy and tajin rim 🤤 just mouth watering! I personally recommend a little extra tequila on this one! 🤌🏼
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Don’t wait until the last minute to book your date. Call, text, or slide in my DMs to get you set up!

20/02/2023

Beat way to fill our pouches…

15/02/2023

Okkrrrrr! 💥

10/02/2023

We service any and all type of event from birthday parties, divorce, gradulations, baptisms, communions, weddings, and quinceañeras.

We can set up at a fundraiser, company event, or a business.

10/02/2023

10/02/2023

Ofrecemos una variedad de sabores y para todos los gustos.

We offer a variety of flavors to choose from !

paleta de sandia, mango margarita , classic margarita, lemonade, mai tai, piña colada, coke,and peach mango

10/02/2023

Mango Margarita 🥭
Margarita de Mango 🥭

10/02/2023

Paleta de Sandia 🍉🤤
This watermelon flavor mix gets paired with Chamoy and Tajin for a mouth watering flavor!

10/02/2023

I want to introduce myself and say 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗬𝗼𝘂 for following me!

A little bit about me:
✨ I’m Laura ♍️
✨ I was born and raised in Fort Worth! 🇨🇱
✨ I have 3 kids and a dog 🐶
✨ I love drinking coffee and margaritas ☕️
✨ I was a teacher for 7yrs & left to explore📚

I created 𝗧𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗰 𝗥𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘀🍹 in hopes to share a little bit of my love for margaritas to you all, in hopes that it brings joy, laughter, and a good time at your next gathering! Because we all know life is better with 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗦!

10/02/2023

ριñα ραяα ℓα ηιñα 🍍🥥
A quien les gusta las piñas coladas??
Estamos a sus órdenes para cualquier tipo de evento! Aparte sus fecha con tan solo $50!
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Who likes piña coladas? 🍍🥥
We’re here to help for any type of event. Book your date with just $50!