Major Wee and Furiends

01/03/2022

WHAT UP MY FURIENDS?! How is my lovely furiends?! I sure hope that you all are doing amazingly well today! Anyway check out what that psychotic devil head forced me to wear😡 she thinks just cuz I'm old, that she can hold me down and put a girl shirt on me! Well, I got news for that little rat! THE WEE MEISTER WON'T BE GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT 👊👊👊 I'm just waiting for her to go to sleep and when she does... let's just say that when she wakes up, she will not be a happy little camper!😅🤣 so check this out, your boy here, will be turning 16, in just 2 days!!!! Can yall believe that I've made it to 16 yrs old?! There's been so many times that I had mom on edge because of being sick and also spending time in the animal hospital. But I fought and I fought and here I am!! I'm still alive😁🤘 I think I'm going to go live, on my birthday, so you all can see how active your homeboy still is at 16!!! Well furiends, I need to get off here so I can go do some plotting on that little rat. But always remember furiends... WEE MEISTER loves y'all ❤ 😍 💖 ❣ 💕 💘 ❤ 😍 💖

27/02/2022

Hey furiends🤩😍🥰 how is everybody?! You do know I missed yall, more than anything in the world😍 I hope y'all are doing amazing! Mom and I have been thinking about going into the modeling business. I know, I know.. I already know what y'all are thinking. No...it's not another "get-rich quick scheme", that I'm trying to muster up!!! Because I am always trying to find a way to get rich but that's besides the point. This is for real this time, furiends!!!! Mom told me I was so beautiful, that I could be one of the next biggest models of the world!!!! I'm trying to get Moms old a*z up out of my pictures, so I can do my thing. She's over here cramping my style, you know😧 she said that to have her in the pictures with me, would make it look more natural. I think she's lost her mind🙄 oh by the way, they offered me my job back down at the Elementary School, I turned it down. They want to drug test me every week and y'all already know I ain't going to pass that crap😅🤣😂 I don't even do drugs! I just take vitamins THC😅🤣 now they want me to test some of that, I'm down, like Charlie Brown🤘🤘🤘 Well furiends, I need to go find some outfits. I gotta Walk The model Runway. Gotta look my best😍 Always remember.... Wee loves yall Sooooo much😍🥰

13/02/2022

What up what up WHAT UUUUP FURIENDS?!?! 💖💖💖 How y'all doing???! I'm doing okay. Lot of crazy things have happened in the past few days, since we've talked. So, I did lose my job at the elementary school, As the crossing guard. Somebody called in and said that I was doing drugs on the job! Now, Y'all are my best friends and y'all know I don't do drugs. But y'all know that I am a straight up vitamin th&c fiend 😁🤘 so some big dummy got it in their head, that vitamins t h and C is drugs. When they saw me take a hit of my vitamins th and C, they called the police and now I'm without a job 😠 😠 I do have a culprit in mind. And if you look behind me on the wall, you see that little devil?! I believe she's the one that got me caught up! Mom says that she wouldn't do such a thing. But I beg to differ! Maybe she did or maybe she didn't. But I'm going to find out and when I finf out who got the ole Wee Meister hemmed up... It will be on like donkey Kong! So anything happening with y'all? Tell me what's been happening with everybody. Let's do some gossip😁 Oh wait .. who y'all things going to win the super bowl? Me, Mom and Papaw was talking about it last night. We all are rooting for The underdogs, Bengals!!! I have a feeling that the Rams will win, but ain't nothing wrong for rooting for the "lil guy"! Well friends I'm going to get off here, and go rack my brain, try to figure out who got me canned! I'll let you all know who it was when I find out! Always remember.... Wee loves y'all 😘❤️❤️❤️❤️

05/02/2022

Hey furiends... Am I cute or WHAT?! When you look like this, you win the sexiest dog in the world contest🤘👑

05/02/2022

Hey hey hey HEEEEYY, FURIENDS 💕💕💕💕 How is y'all?! I'm doing all right! Well... actually, I am keeping an eye out for 'you-know-who'🧐 Yup, if you guessed Devil Head aka Sassy, you are absolutely right 🤘 She has been up to her old tricks lately. She thinks she's a smart and clever rascal... but I got something for that!!! She may be smart and clever but I am older and wiser!!! If she thinks that I didn't pull those same tricks back when I was younger, then she got me totally messed up for someone else! She best comes correct, cuz I ain't the one🤘 Let me tell you what this little rat did... A few days ago, mom was making our lunch, and of course we were just anticipating the moment, for when we could sink our sharp fangs into our delicious meal, mmmmm... Oh I'm sorry... I trailed off. I do that when I think of food 🤷 Antyway, after Mom got our food made and gave us each our own bowl, I turned my head for a split second, and when I turned back around, my food bowl was almost empty😡 and the only person that could have done it, was Devil Head aka Sassy 😡 She was the only one in the room, the only one licking her Lil rat chops, and laughing at me 🧐😡 of course she denies it, always does. I told Mom the next time that Devil head AKA sassy, has her little devil head turned, I was going to rip one of her ears off and take off with it and throw it out in the middle of the road! She did the same thing to me just like a couple months ago!!! I got a lot of catching up to do when it comes to the little rat 🤘 anyway I'm going to go on to a different subject. How are you my furiends?! Any good news for your homeboy?! It's a beautiful day here in Eastern Tennessee 🌞🌞🌞 Finally!!! We had rain for about 3 days and it flooded pretty much the whole state! They even canceled School because of flooding, so I wasn't able to go to work. Yes I'm still the crossing guard down at the local elementary school. They threatened to fire me, because they said I was sleeping on the job and they also said they smelled herbal smoke... I BMAO at em🤣🤣🤣 but they gave me another chance and said that if they catch me smoking on the job or sleeping on the job again, then they will can me 😅 when that principal told me that, I said "you can can DEEZ NUTZ!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I ain't fixin to worry about no damn crossing guard job. I'm just there to make some money to get my vitamins TH and C🤘😋 those kind of jobs, they are a dime a dozen!!! Well furiends, I shall get out of here and go and locate me a demon rat. I got my plan in motion. I'll let you all know how it turns out and what happens 🤘😃 Always remember.... Wee loves y'all 😘❤️❤️😘

23/01/2022

Hey furiends 💖💖💖 Happy Snappy Sunday 🤘💚 How is my main peeps?! I hope that every one of you are doing extremely splendid and continue being splendided 😉😘 so I thought I'd go ahead and show you all what my skin is looking like. I just did not want to show everybody when I first got my sexy body shaved. I don't think y'all could have handled that much sexiness 😉😉😉🤣 anyway, I am healing up and I'm getting better! 💖 I have ringworm... 😏😡 Mom freaked out when she found out it was ringworm! Can't even understand how I got it! Our house is very clean. And I take a bath at least once a month. I really Don't think all the sexiness has anything to do with me getting ringworm. Ya know what...I bet y'all anything it was Devil Head aka Sassy 🤔😠 if I find out she gave me the ringworm, you best believe I will give her hoof and mouth disease or Lockjaw!!! Lockjaw sounds even better, that way she won't be yapping her little trap🤣🤣🤣 But, seriously, the main thing is, I am healing up good 💖 mom has been doctoring me everyday, washing me down with witch hazel and vinegar. Then she lets me dry. Then puts tea tree oil on me and then rubs monistat on the ringworm spots. That stuff works very very good!!! At First, I yelled at mom when she got that monistat stuff, because I seen it for girls but if it works for my ringworm, then that's all that matters for me 🤘🤘🤘 Antyway...I just wanted to give you all an update and let you know that your boy is doing all right and I'm thinking about you guys always 💚 well I'm off here. Got to go find devil head aka Sassy. I'm going to see if that little rat gave me the ringworm! And if she did... Oh boy... Let's just say that I will be rubbing my sexy ringwormed body all over her Lil 9 lb rat/squirrel/cat/chicken chested carcass🤘🤘🤘🤘👊👊👊 I'll let y'all know what happens 😉😉😉 And always remember... The Wee Meister loves y'all SOOOOOO MUCH 😍😘❤️

23/01/2022

14/01/2022

Hey furiends🤘💚 Long time, hasn't it?! It just been doing some things and going through some things here at home. I've got an issue with my skin, due to my Cushing's disease. Mom had to shave me 😔 I am absolutely distraught over that! This is going to mean that I'm not going to win "the most beautiful dog in the world" contest now😔 I will not post a picture of myself looking like a shaved possum, it's too embarrassing ugh!!! I sure did miss you guys! Is everybody doing all right?! Please tell your boy, how y'all been 💚💚💚 I will report back later today, and always remember... Wee loves y'all 😘😘😘😘

20/12/2021

WHAT UP WHAT UP WHHHAAAAATTTT UUUPPP FURIENDS 💖 IT'S YOUR BOY, WEE🤘💚 How is everyone on this splendid Sunday Eve?! I sure do hope everyone is doing amazingly well! Well if you look at that video, you can see that I am being ganged up on by Mom and the Devil Head aka Sassy 🙄 why me?! Why do they have to do this to me?! I was just voted the most sexiest dog in the world and these two females want to mess with me, trying to get me to bite them, calling me a snappin turtle ugh 🙄 I need a plot revenge! Does anybody have any tips?! I need something that's going to be heavily effective!!!! I can't take this abuse much longer 😠😠😠 Mom, of all hoomans... I can't believe she's turned on me😠😠😔 I want to run away! I'm running away tonight! I'll get mom's debit card, I'll pack my little backpack and I'll just go and do what I used to do back in the day... I will play homeless dog!!! I know a lot of you remember when I used to go out and pull my scams and be homeless dog BMBO🤣🤣🤣🤣 HECK YEAH! I need some serious Bank when I played homeless dog! All I got to do is just sit on the corner, with a blanket wrapped around me, and act like I'm freezing cold, and people just throw money down to me! So when I get enough money build up, I'll go get me some of that good vitamin t h and c, and then I'll go rent me a motel room get me a fly a*z honey and call it a GOOOOODDD NIGHT🤘💚💯 well, I better get off here and go figure out how I'm going to get into Mom's purse without her knowing! Always remember Furiends.... Wee loves y'all 💚💕❤️😘

10/12/2021

What up what up WHAAAATTT UP FURIENDS 💖💖💖💖???? I hope everybody is doing amazing and I hope that you all are staying safe and warm! I'm just chilling! Me Mom and Foxy AKA Baby Wolf aka wolverine, we're outside earlier and we were patrolling the perimeter. I do got to say that I am the master at perimeter patrolling 😁 so if y'all ever need your perimeter patrol, just call your boy, The Wee Meister, and I'll sure enough hook you up 😉😉😉 y'all have any plans for the weekend??? I know one of y'all are having a party! And if you are, you better be inviting your boy Wee😉😘💖 everybody says I'm the life of the party, and I know how to bring a party to life, get it jumpin😁 and I promise not to bring that psychotic Devil Head aka Sassy 🙄 Let me tell you what she did! That crazy little rat, ugh. She bit my damned ear😠 She sure did😠 she got mad because I wanted to sit next to Mom, so Mom could give me some rubbing. Well, Devil Head aka Sassy started growling and reached over Mom, and bit my ear 😠 I told her I was going to get her and she just took off running through the house and went and hid! I ain't seen her since, but she'll have to come out soon and when she does... It'll be on like donkey Kong 👊👊👊 she is the meanest littlest rat in the world 😠 Ok Furiends, I'm going to get off of here and make my plan on how to get that little rat dog back!!! Always always remember... Wee loves y'all 💚💕❤️😘

06/12/2021

Happy Moanday mi familia 💖🤘💚 I hope everyone is doing splendid today! It's 11:10 a.m. I went to my job this morning and wrestled all them brats into school 🙄 told them I thangs to do and I needed to get back to the house! Kids these days, have ZERO respect for their elders😡 2 boys tried to steal my whistle, another boy cussed me and a 5-year-old little girl flipped me the bird 😡🙄 I don't know how long this crossing guard job is going to pan out for, but right now I need the money. I got some vitamins T H and C, to buy😁 As you can see, I'm doing my modeling right now. I've been working on my fitness. I've had a lot of people come up and tell me I have the sexiest body in the world 💯 it's an amazing feeling to know that everybody thinks that you got the sexiest body, they've ever seen💯 after I get myself built up and looking good, well, I already look good, but you all know what I mean, I want to become one of them GQ guys, on front of the magazine💯💖🔥 I have potential. And I'm determined! One day you're all going to see me on front of GQ, and y'all going to be saying "Daaaamn!!! Wee really is GQ SMOOOOVVVEEE!" 😁 Not tryin to flex or anything, but, ya know, when you got it... YOU GOT IT🤘💯💚 all right I got to get off here. I got to keep focus! Making sure Mom gets my good side! Anyway, always remember... GQ Wee loves y'all 💚💕❤️

05/12/2021

Hey Furiends 💖😘💖 what's happenin captains?! I know I've been out of commission for a minute but here I am! How's everybody doing?! Anything to update me on!? You know how I am just chillin. Ain't got nothing else to do. I've been working though. I'm the new crossing guard at the elementary school. The kids don't like me though. They said I snapped at them. They don't call me snapping turtle for nothing! BMBO 😹😅 right here's a video that proves that I'm a snapping turtle! Do any of you feel like a snapping turtle, at times?! I know you do! Sometimes my mom acts like a snapping turtle! Especially when she gets mad at Devil Head aka Sassy 🙄 but then again, the only way you can act towards that thing is to act like a snapping turtle!!!! She wild as she can be! I hope everybody had a wonderful weekend and is having a beautiful Sunday 💗💗💗💗🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀 holler at your boy 😘😘😘🌞🌞🌞 and always remember... WEE LOVEZ YOU 💚💚💚🤘🤘🤘🤘

13/11/2021

Hey Furiends 💖😘😘 I thought I'd go ahead and put some pictures on here, to give you all something to enjoy on this beautiful Saturday ❤️💗❤️💗 mom says it's not fair for me to hog the spotlight. So.. here is some pictures of my sisters as well. But y'all know who the REAL star around here is 😁😘 ALWAYS REMEMBER.. Wee loves y'all 💚💕❤️

13/11/2021

Happy Saturday mi Amigas and Amigos💖💛💗 I sure do hope everybody's having a wonderful day so far 💛💛💛 you already know what I'm doing... actin a fool this morning, ALL READY 🤣BMBO😹😹😹 OOOOHHH boy😁 I love actin a fool first thing in the morning. Not only is it invigorating and refreshing but acting a fool also makes me keep my funny wit about me 💯🤣😹 I think some of you would know what I'm talking about and also would agree with the ole Wee Meister 😁😇🤥🤑🤓 so what's everybody's plans for today?! Is anybody going out tonight?! If so, I'll give you my address, you can come pick your boy up and we will go PAR-TAY😅🤘🤘🤘 just holla💯🙌😹❤️ so now that me, mom and my sisters are on our own now, things have been getting a lot better actually. It's a lot quieter around here💯❤️ I know that it's been more peaceful as well ❤️❤️❤️ so we are enjoying this lovely Saturday morning, drinking some coffee and chit chatting. Mom and I drink turbocharged coffee every morning, and that's why I'm acting the way I am in the video 🤣🤣🤣🤘🤘🤘💯💯💯 it does it to me every time!!! No, Devil Head aka Sassy, is not allowed to have any turbo charged coffee😳 she would be running through here like the Tasmanian devil and we would never be able to catch her 😳😳😳😳😳 she would probably try and kill all of us too, 😳😳😳 No bueno for Diablo Head aka Sassy 😹😅 well furiends, I am going to get off here and go see how much coffee is left. Cuz I know how my mom is... She will take all of that turbo charged coffee, and leave me Nada😓 always remember... Wee loves y'all and have a wonderful day 💯❤️💖

05/11/2021

Hey hey Furiends 💖💖💖 Sorry that I have been MIA😒 I'm a very bad Wee, for not coming on here and making sure my peeps doing alright 😒 I deserve no din din tonight and no dessert... Well, hold on now, wait a minute... I didn't mean all that! I do deserve din din and definitely dessert, cuz I would fall out if I don't eat every 3 hours, plus I'm hyperglycemic, and I'm old... y'all know what I mean😁😁😁 Well, I'm really not hyperglycemic or anything like that... DANG IT ALL TO HELL..
I LOVE TO EAT🤪😁😉 so please don't ever take my din din away😘💖 Anyway... How is all my Furiends???? I sure have missed you all 😘😘😘 We are going through some changes in my family right now. But mom is still taking good care of us. I know she'll always take good care of me and my sisters, well, Devil Head aka Sassy 🙄 she needs a psychiatrist and a special room in the insane asylum 😉💯 other than that, your homie here, is doing alright 💖 Well Furiends, I'm off here to go and make sure that Mom isn't going to forget my dessert 💚💚💚 Always remember... Wee loves y'all 💚💚💚💚

09/10/2021

Hey Furiends 💖 hope y'all is well 💖 this is my mom, her name is Mom💗 She is the bestest mom in the Galaxy 💖 just recognizing my favorite girl.. my mom💖💖💖💖

06/10/2021

OOOOHHH yeaaaahhh... I see trees of blue... Sky's green... Woooaaahh!!! I be trippin... Pops be trippin, up in here!!! I think I see quasars. This is some good stuff that the Wee got yesterday 🤘💯 Omdog... Hey Furiends.. I didn't see y'all watching me, BMBO😂😂😂 How is everyone?! I hope you all are doing extremely well today! As you can see, your boy is in all sorts of ways today!!! Tried out some new CBD and THC fueled stuff, and I'm tellin ya... It is some damn good shiiii🔥🔥🔥 I got to get myself prepared for the day. Got to get my mind right!!! Y'all don't know what it's like to have to deal with a little rat by the name of Devil Head aka Sassy 🙄 it's a tough job but somebody's got to do it 😈💯 anybody got big plans for their Wednesday?!!! I think I'm just going to chill out right here, eat up some food, take me a few naps. And then that ole Devil Head aka Sassy, is gonna get dealt with later!! I ain't got to worry about Foxy AKA Baby Wolf aka wolverine 💖 she's straight! All right everyone, my lovely Furiends, I'm out for a bit!! Always remember forever and forever... Wee loves y'all 💚💕❤️💯

29/09/2021

Hey Furiends 💖 Can I get y'all to say HAPPY BIRFDAY TO MY MOST AWESOME, COOLEST, LOVING AND AMAZING BFF, Miss FFrancine McAllister- CarlsonMFrancine McAllister- CarlsonFrancine McAllister- CarlsonCarlson?!!!💖 This lady is absolutely my bestie and my partner in crime 💖💞💓 Miss Francine, I sure hope that today is the most beautiful day for you!!! You truly deserve to be the queen of the day and every day 💓💖 We/Wee loves you miss Francine 😘💗💕 Just be ready, cuz tonight, the PAR-TAY will be in full effect 🤘😊🤣💕😘 and since you are the BIRFDAY girl, I'll let you pick the joint we are going to🤘💖💓 Again, HAPPY BIRFDAY MISS FRANCINE 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 and Furiends... always remember... Wee loves y'all 💞💞💗💗💞💞💞💞

12/09/2021

Happy Sunday furiends 💖💖💖 how is everyone's day going?! I hope everyone is having a splendid Sunday! I on the other hand, I am not doing too well. Lost my damn snout!🤔 I have absolutely zero clue of what happened to it. Yeah, I've already checked under this blanket here but it's not there. That's why I'm hiding my face because I'm embarrassed. Do you know what it's like to be snoutless??? It's not a pretty sight, let me tell you😠 so I'm walking around here, no snout, no g***a(that's a long story in itself), so needless to say, your boy ain't doing too well today. I'm sure my snout will come up sometime today. I have checked with Devil Head aka Sassy, and believe it or not she's actually innocent this time!! Yeah... I was shocked too!!! Well, furiends, I'm off like a dirty shirt! I have got to try and locate my snow before tomorrow morning. Got me a job, as a crossing guard down at the elementary school. They don't really like me cuz I'm tough on them, but somebody's got to teach these young whipper snappers, a little some, some about life

11/09/2021

Hey what up what up mi amigos/amigas?!?!💙💖 Wee's in the house 💙💙💙 Well, I'm outside, actually, but I'm up in this house, on my page...you know what I mean 😁 how is everyone doing on this beautiful Saturday?!?! I hope everyone is doing tremendously splendid! Anybody got any good plans for the day?! Tell the wee all about it💙💙💙💙 Think I might hit me a few dispensaries. Go see what's new for the ole Wee Meister to t**e on🥴😅😘🤗 I got to keep up with the current and new g***as, that's on the market 🔥💯💥 anybody got any suggestions of what is good?! Fill your boy in on some things 😉😍 I got Devil Head aka Sassy checking online for some dank stuff. She wants to get the one called The Devil Heads Lettuce 🙄 it might actually calm her down some, jeez!!! Foxy aka Baby Wolf aka F'd Up Grill Girl, don't need it, she already chill as heck🥴😉💯 Well, my lovely and amazing furiends, I got to go and see what collar I'm going to wear today. I might wear my little bow tie collar 💙 it makes me look like a sna*zy scholar and a gentleman 😁 I am out of here and always remember...THE WEE MEISTER LOVES Y'ALL 💙💙💙

09/09/2021

Happy Thirsty Thursday furiends 💖😘 How bout some cute Foxy aka Baby Wolf aka F'd Up Grill Girl💖💖💖??? We call her F'd up Grill Girl cuz of her kick a*z under bite😁 Mom says she is the BEST mannered lil girl 💖💖 I don't know about that but I sure do know that she ain't nothing like that ole psychotic Devil Head aka Sassy 🙄🥴😡 Always remember my furiends....Wee loves you 💖💖💖💖 Oh and Foxy aka Baby Wolf aka F'd Up Grill Girl loves y'all too😘💖

05/09/2021

Happy Sunday my gorgeous furiends 💖💖💖 It's your ole pal, Wza Wee🤘💙💚 and of course you guys know this.. because there's only one, WZA WEE💙💙💙 I'm just chillin by the front door. Watching and waiting... For some action 😉 I'm def up for some good times today y'all 😉🤘 What's everyone's plans today?! I'm just going to hang out here at the crib. Maybe t**e on some of that GOOD🤘😉🥴🤪 Y'all know what the Wee is getting at😉💙 Well, I'm out, gonna see where Devil Head aka sassy is...she owes me money. And I WILL get it back from her lil rat dog a*z🤘💚 Hey furiends... always remember...Wee loves y'all more than ya know💚💚💚

02/09/2021

What up my main furiends?! ♥️ I could be doing better, if a certain Devil Head aka Sassy wasn't such a sneaky lil rat 😡 Just look what she did to me!!!! I was sleeping really hard, and she comes up and puts a snout holder, on my snout and then has the dang nerve to put one of her little hair barrettes on top of my head.. A PINK ONE😝😝😝😝😝 just look at that little rat down there laughing at me, 😡😡😡😡 oh just you wait Devil head aka Sassy 😈😈 I will have something for you, you mean, evil little trollop 😈😎🤫 I cannot believe she would humiliate me like this!!! She tried to say she was just playing dress up with me... I can tell you already, she lyin!!! Look at that little laugh of hers... 😈😈😈 I need help concocting a plan. I need to get this little rat back on her devilish antics!!! If anybody has any suggestions, I'm all ears!! Well, I'm off to do some plotting. I hope you all have a beautiful day and always always remember... the Wee loves you all😘❤️💚🧡😘

01/09/2021

Hey furiends 😘💚 can y'all help me say Happy Barkday(BIRFDAY/Birthday), to our furiend and homie, Struppi ❤️❤️💝 Struppi is 5 years old today and he lives in Austria 🧡 Right now, he is vacationing in Italy... Lucky dude😀♥️ We hope you have the bestest Barkday/Birfday/Birthday EVER STRUPPI & We love you lots!!! Have some real Italian ice, for us lil homie 🎂🎂🎂🧁🧁🧁🍰🍰🍰🍧🍧🍧🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦

27/08/2021

Hey furiends 🤘🤘💖💖 HAPPY FRYSDAY🥇🥇🥇 OMDOG, furiends, look at my ride!!!!! Yup, I got this bad boy down at trade day. Been saving up my g***a dinero, for more g***a, but I saw this sweet thang and took my chance❤️ Every thing works great on it! Didn't have to put no hard work into it, just my bed and a blanket.. oh, and mom to push me around 😅😅😅😅🤘🤘🤘🤘 Make her work for the Wees affections😉😉😉 What's y'all's weekend plans?! You already know what I'm doing,🏍️🚗🚙. Gonna be cruisin down the street in my six four, jockin the bit**es and slappin the Ho€$... 😅😅😅😅 Hold up now... Wee never did say he was a good boy... 😉 I had to throw some Friday laughs In this post. Yall know you love me😘❤️💚🥇🥇🥇 And you know what... Wee loves you too 😉😘😘😘 Have a wonderful day furiends 😘😘😘😘

24/08/2021

Sup furiends?! I'm just layin here. Chillin. Thinkin of some things. Thinkin about life. I been thinkin about ants, and how I don't like em. Thinkin about how Devil Head aka Sassy is a whack job
I even thought about how the corn dog makers, get that corny exterior on the Weiner... Hahahahaha... I said Weiner 🌭🌭🌭😅😅😅 ooohhh I crack myself up 😅😅😅 A corn dog sounds like something devil Head aka Sassy would make. She's a weirdo any way 🙄😜 OMD... I see something outside... Ugh... It's an ant🙄 Well, furiends I'm out! I'm off like a dirty shirt👕👚🎽 Always remember... Wee loves y'all 😘😘😘😘😘💖💖💖💖💚💚💚💚🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

22/08/2021

Mom: "MAJOR WEE, what did you do to Sassy?!, She looks like she was reincarnated as a rag!" "Yeah mom... I did it! I hu**ed the Dickens outta devil Head aka Sassy... Now what you gotta say about that?! You can see her laying right there in the frame of picture... She got dealt with, real quick, by a real OG!"🤘🤘🔥😋 Mom:"um, Wee, you're on your FB, your friends can see and hear everything.." Oh hey furiends!!! I Totally almost forgot who I was talking to, ugh🙄 anyway, I was talking to Mom and I just happened to let her know what happened to Devil head and why she was asleep. That's what all that was about, before I caught myself and I had no clue I had an audience at the time, yikes,whoopsie daisy😱 I feel like a real horse's patoot!!! So what's happening with everybody on this beautiful Sunday morning / afternoon or wherever you're fb'ing from?! As you can see I'm just sitting here looking pretty like always. Nothing to see here. I'm just chillin. What's everybody's plans for today?! I'm thinking about getting my Speedo out and my big beach towel, head on out to the lake and see what kind of trouble I can get myself into 😋🤘 well I guess I better get my SPF 15 lotion out, try and wake up Devil head aka Sassy, she's just a little... Exhausted, I guess you could say 😜 anyway always remember, Wee loves you 💖💖💖😘😘😘

19/08/2021

Hey furiends 😘 I can still cut the rug, like I use to back in my younger years! Dancing is a great way to keep all this sexy body of sexiness, all fit and trim 😘😘😘 Well... I better get going... I gotta keep up the momentum, while I'm still hot 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 always remember... The Wee loves y'all 😘😘😘😘😘

17/08/2021

What up mi familia and furiends?!?! 💖💖💖 It's the ole Wee Meister 😜😘 How is everyone?! I guess we're doing okay around here. So check this out you guys... See me and Devil Head aka Sassy?... Well, her and I are trying out for the Simon and Garfunkel album cover look alike contest!!! Mom really thinks we're going to win this year. We tried this a few years ago but Devil Head aka Sassy, was not cooperating with the photographer🙄 So, I really honestly think that we are going to win the grand prize this year! Just take a guess what the grand prize is... All right, I'll tell you guys! We get a week, all expenses paid vacation to Jamaica and all of the best g***a you can smoke 😜😋 I don't think I'll be able to smuggle Devil Head aka Sassy into Jamaica. The people there will probably think that she's a real rat and will want to catch her and put her on a skewer... Hopefully not, but I'm willing to take my chances🤣🤣🤣🤣 all right everybody I hope you have a wonderful day and always remember... The Wza Wee loves y'all more than I love my treats 😋💖😘

13/08/2021

Hey furiends 💖 Guess who has a HAPPY BIRFDAY TODAY?! This guy right here!!! Matthew James!!! Matthew is one of my main homies🤘 He and I hangout, down at the Do Drop In! I'm tellin y'all, no one can form a better Conga Line than my homie Matthew 🤘 and his beer pong skills...are OFF THE CHAIN!!! Matthew, Wee wishes you to have the BESTEST BIRFDAY IN THE UNIVERSE 🎈🎂🎊🎉 so what's on our agenda for tonight, for the big BDay celebration?! I got the g***a, if you got the drank homes😂🤗🤣 Wee loves ya and again... Have a wonderful and fun filled BDay, homie🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎈🎈🎈

13/08/2021

Doing break dance moves🤘😂

12/08/2021

OmDOG! Hehehehe... Hahaha... Ohhhh hehehe... MOM.. STOP TICKLING ME😂😂😂😂 Look furiends... Mom has me on my back, tickling me, and I am snappin, like a snappin turtle and making me laugh so hard 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😅😅🤣😭😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait til she is done... I'm going to do a snappin turtle move, and bite her fingers off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 then I will really be laughing.. OHH hehehehe hahahaha, oooommmdog... 🤣😂🤘😂😭😭😭

26/07/2021

What up mi amigos and Amigas?! The WZA IS BACK IN FULL AFFECT!!! 🤘🤘🤘 Y'all miss me?!

02/03/2021

Hey furiends 💛 Wee loves you 💚💛💚💛

22/01/2021

Good Friday morning furiends 🥰😍😘 Hmmmm... I see Devil Head aka Sassy has been messin with my ibone, AGAIN!!! 😠 She done took this picture of me and put one of them stupid flower things on my head 😠 I ain't no girl!!! Boy... She is really gonna GET IT NOW 😬😤 Just you wait Devil Head 👿 Just you wait!!! Paybacks are a M***A!!! Furiends, don't even pay no mind to this hideous pic of the Wee! Well, I am a handsome lil dude, BUT, without flowers on my head😁 so, what's y'all's plans for the weekend?!?! Think I'm gonna hook up some g***anation and chill🤩🥳 But, first... I got me a little rat to deal with 👏 always remember... WEE LOVES YOU 🥰🥰😍😍😍😘😍😍🥰😍❤️❤️❤️❤️