31/07/2024
HAS YOUR LIFE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN? IS LOVE IN YOUR FUTURE? CALL NOW! WE ARE HOSTING A SPECIAL PSYCHIC MARATHON ON AUGUST 17TH! WE KNOW EVERYTHING YOU WANT… AND EVERYTHING YOU DON’T. PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE TO CONNECT 2 UR HIGHEST PHANTASY … COURTESY OF 140+ x FWB
THANK YOU FOR CALLING 1-800-F*CK. PLEASE LISTEN CLOSELY AS OUR OPTIONS HAVE CHANGED. FOR OUR LIST OF PSYCHICS PLEASE PRESS 1. *BEEEEEEEEEP*
MOISTBREEZY HAS GAINED MASSIVE SUCCESS HELPING MILLIONS CHANGE THEIR LIVES. NOW SHE’S LETTING “YOU” SEE IN2 THE FUTURE JUST LIKE HER! PRESENTING MOISTBREEZY’S CELEBRITY PSYCHIC NETWORK.
NOW ONLINE! DC’S MYSTERIOUS “TRUTH TELLER” DIMAS WILL OPEN ALL BLOCKED CHAKRAS AND BREAK U OF SPIRITUAL PSYCHOSIS. WHAT’S THE TEA? WOULDN’T U LIKE TO KNOW
…RETURNING TO THE NETWORK! PSYCHIC TWINS HISSYFIT & FRANXX WON OVER THE COUNTRY WITH THEIR APPEARANCES ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA, THE TODAY SHOW, AND MANY OTHERS. RELAX AND LET THEM OPEN THE GATEWAY TO YOUR HIGHEST POTENTIAL. DON’T BE SCARED OF WHAT AWAITS YOU. CALL IN NOW.
CALLING IN FOR 1-NITE-ONLY IS BALTIMORE’S FAMED GIRLYPOP PRINCESS. ARE YOU OPEN 2 LOVE? OPEN 2 LIFE? DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE ALL WILL BE REVEALED. HAVE COURAGE AND TAKE THIS LEAP OF FAITH.
FEELING CONFUSED? NOT SURE WHERE TO GO? WHAT TO DO? TIME TO ELEVATE YOUR MOOD! PSYCHIC HOTLINE RESIDENTS DJ LAND REFORM AND GET FACE WILL CALM YOUR NERVES AND OFFER YOU PROFESSIONAL GUIDANCE. THERE’S A REASON THEY’RE THE “BEST” IN THE “BUSINESS.”
DON’T FORGET OUR LONGTIME PHONE OPERATOR, ARTEMIS. ALWAYS BEHIND THE SCENES PLUGGING AND UNPLUGGING WIRES. MOISTBREEZY CELEBRITY PSYCHIC NETWORK IS PROUD TO BE SPONSORED BY BRADY RALL & CO. ATTORNEYS AT LAW (AKA HE’S DOING SOUND) – “DON’T HESITATE TO SUE ANYONE FOR ANYTHING, EVER. SERIOUSLY, JUST DO IT. THEY PROBABLY DESERVED IT.”
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