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I specialise in small events & house parties for between eight to 30 guests. North UK🇬🇧and Corfu🇬🇷based.

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29/12/2025

As we see in another year, my business is about to pivot to include more private cheffing, drop-offs, teaching & travel, & less crippling 15hr shifts & mass catering.

Rather than than do a round up of the year (which has mostly been spent in a lot of pain waiting for my new hip transplant, which I now have 🦿), I thought I’d post ten fairly bloody awful photos, with a list of ten things about me that you may or may not know. Coz everyone’s nosey, right?

So:

1. I didn’t train as a chef, I’m self taught. I did however qualify as an interior designer and taught design in London for several years.
2. My first real food experiences were in Umbria, Italy where I worked as an assistant at a cookery school in the 90s.
3. I have run an interiors’ showroom, a pub, a cafe and a deli, all of which I hated ;)
4. My daughter is 22, and is training to be a teacher. I’m a proud Mum. I also have a sister who has an events business, & two nieces, one is a lawyer, the other is a firefighter.
5. I used to have an online subscription preserves business called Jamsmith. My usp was unusual flavour combinations and foraged ingredients. Nigella Lawson was one of my customers.
6. I’ve been married twice, and might do it again. Never say never.
7. My boyfriend is Greek. I am learning Greek, because I already speak crappy Italian & some French and obviously have a talent for languages ;)
8. My cooking style is modern Mediterranean. I’m a Europe girl, noodles & British classics have no place in my repertoire.
9. My parents were doctors, they died over a decade ago within three years of each other, they both had cancer. I’m very focused on living!
10. I’m kind, irreverent & funny, sometimes hilarious. If I love you, I really LOVE you. And, despite taking the ‘odd’ route in life, I ain’t stupid :)

There you go, 57 years in a nutshell, I await your applause 😂

Happy New Year everyone!
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08/12/2025

I’m out in my van again today, this is the last day I’ll be able to drive for a while, so I’m trying to get a lot done…

I tried to put captions on the video, but the noise so much water distorts what I’m saying and makes no sense!

The gist is I’m here getting some negative ions before my hip replacement tomorrow…I’m feeling pretty nervous, but this little routine of getting out & about for an hour or two a day has really helped my anxiety.

There are 1816 drawings of this waterfall by William Turner in the Tate if you are interested.

Next stop Tesco for some post-op essentials, if you have any top tips, let me know (I already have laxatives on my list! 🤪

3. Stilton Dates w Pistachio, Ginger & Thyme CrumbHonestly this couldn’t be easier! You do need to use Medjoul dates tho...
07/12/2025

3. Stilton Dates w Pistachio, Ginger & Thyme Crumb

Honestly this couldn’t be easier! You do need to use Medjoul dates tho & they are quite spenny, I bought 250g from the Co-op for £5 and there are about 20 in a box.

The result is a caramelised date & umami hit, with nutty crunch and a ginger & thyme flavour pop!

You will need:
Medjoul dates
220g Stilton
2 tbsp Greek yoghurt
A little freezer bag

For the crumb:
2 x ginger nut biscuits
A small handful of shelled pistachio nuts
The little sprigs off a stalk of thyme
Sea salt

Oven is 120c

🧀 In a bowl mash the Stilton with the yogurt to a smooth, spreadable paste, not too sloppy
🧀 Cut a slit in the top of each date lengthways, and remove the stone
🧀 Put the biscuits into the freezer bag and bash to a crumb with a rolling pin, empty this out into a bowl. Chop the nuts, add a pinch of sea salt and the thyme leaves, mix
🧀 Fill the same, now empty, freezer bag with the cheese mixture and push it down into one corner. Snip off the corner tip & squiggle the mix across each date - see photo two. Arrange the dates onto a prepared baking tray
🧀 Bake for 12-15 mins until the dates are soft, & the cheese mix is warm.
🧀 Plate, drizzle with a few drops of olive oil, top with the crumb mixture and a few sprigs of thyme.

If you don’t like blue cheese, use goats’ cheese and you could mix it with ricotta instead of yogurt (although I prefer the yogurty tang).

Double tap to like & save, let me know if you make it!

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2. Crushed Potato, Avocado, Parmesan & PomegranateAnother super easy festive looking canape, serve at room temperature. ...
02/12/2025

2. Crushed Potato, Avocado, Parmesan & Pomegranate

Another super easy festive looking canape, serve at room temperature. The size and quantity depends on which baby new potatoes you have…for example, a 750g bag of Miniature Potatoes from Tesco would be perfect here.

So, you will need:
A bag of new potatoes
2 tbsp olive oil
75g finely grated Parmesan
Pomegranate seeds
Some feta, crumbled
A few rosemary sprigs

2 x avocados
A lemon, zest & juice
Chopped fresh mint
A garlic clove, crushed, or garlic powder
Chilli flakes or Aleppo pepper
Salt & pepper

Oven is 200c.

🧀 Mix the avocado flesh with the other ingredients to make a tasty mash up & chill
🧀 Boil the potatoes in salted water until just tender, 15-20 mins. Drain, steam dry & cool
🧀 Line a baking tray with greaseproof paper, cover with a layer of potatoes, leaving space between them. Crush each one with the bottom of a glass - so they are small, round and biscuit shaped
🧀 Drizzle over the olive oil & season, roast for 20 mins
🧀 Flip the potatoes over and top each one with a generous layer of Parmesan
🧀 Roast for another 10-15 mins until golden, cool slightly
🧀 Plate, top with the avocado, pomegranate seeds, feta & rosemary, drizzle with more olive oil & serve.

Make in batches if you have lots of guests.

Let me know if you make them!

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02/12/2025

Life currently:

I used to live near here about 15 years ago, my Dad’s house is in the next village (although currently occupied by my step mother). The view is looking down the Dale towards Bolton Castle, the fell opposite is Penhill.

I’m trying hard to keep my anxiety in check for my hip operation and recovery, the date of which has now been changed three times…and, yes, I’m doing admin and not anything else dodgy👀in these beautifully sited lay-bys!!

Anyone else working in an unusual location today?!

A little five part series of easy, cheesy Christmas canapés (as in canapés made with cheese🤪)! #1. Baked Figs, Parma Ham...
28/11/2025

A little five part series of easy, cheesy Christmas canapés (as in canapés made with cheese🤪)!

#1. Baked Figs, Parma Ham, Halloumi & Hot Honey

Thanks my lovely friends Joe & Elise for being tasters 🫶

These ingredients will make eight bite sized nibbles, serve them warm:

Four ripe black figs, cut in half top to tail
1/2 pkt of halloumi cheese, cut into 8 pieces
Fresh basil or mint or thyme or oregano leaves
4 slices of Parma ham, each cut in 1/2 lengthways
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp hot honey
A handful of toasted almonds

Oven is 190c

🧀Top each fig half with a basil leaf (or mint, or thyme, or oregano)
🧀Add a piece of the halloumi on top, & wrap all this in a slice of the ham
🧀 Arrange on a tray on grease proof paper, add olive oil & bake for 8-10 mins
🧀 Once cooked, plate, drizzle with the hot honey, more herbs and some toasted almonds for crunch (which I didn’t have!).

You could also thread all the ingredients onto a little cocktail skewer and serve cold rather than baked…and/or swap in mozzarella or a hard goats’ cheese instead of the halloumi.

This is a great summer pud, super easy & quick. Also, here are a few flavours you could try pairing with strawbs that re...
13/07/2025

This is a great summer pud, super easy & quick.

Also, here are a few flavours you could try pairing with strawbs that really make them ‘pop’, tried & tested during my jam making (Jamsmith) days:
Basil, Mint, Ginger, Black Pepper, Balsamic Vinegar, Champagne, Cognac, Rum, Chocolate, Elderflower, Honey, Maple Syrup, Citrus, Vanilla, Almond & Rose.

Strawberry Tiramisu:
6-8 portions
500g strawberries, hulled & halved
3 eggs, separated
50ml elderflower cordial (or any of the liquid flavours listed above)
1 lemon & 1 orange, juice
A few drops of vanilla essence
500g mascarpone
A packet of ladyfingers (savoiardi) biscuits
150g caster sugar
Α trifle bowl, gratin dish or individual glasses

🍓whisk egg yolks & vanilla with 100g of the sugar, until pale & creamy
🍓macerate the strawberries in the rest of the sugar, the orange/lemon juice & the elderflower, give them a gentle squish & leave for at least 15 mins so all the juices start to come out
🍓whisk the mascarpone into the egg yolks & then separately whisk the egg whites to soft peaks
🍓fold the egg whites into the mascarpone mixture
🍓put the strawberries into a colander over a bowl to collect the juice, dunk the biscuits into the liquid, then begin layering into your chosen container…biscuits, strawberries & cream & repeat.
🍓Grated chocolate, almonds, or lemon zest are good toppings over the last layer of cream
🍓Refrigerate before serving & don’t leave it out for too long in really hot weather (raw eggs!).

Let me know if you make it!

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