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Facilitators of the free market economy! We'll connect you with that you need at Wasteland Weekend!

22/09/2023

Don’t forget to leave an offering at the Cargo Cult of Profit’s Shrine of the Prophet! Or take a selfie!

While you’re at it join us for Barter Hours! Bathe in the flow of the free market economy!

Wed-Sat 12-4PM
#12 Thunder Road

We got something for everyone at the Tortuga Trading Co. so come on down!

21/09/2023

The following is a missive from the offices of Absof**kinglutely Darling aka Brianne Marguerite

As you may know, The Tortuga Trading Co. is taking over bounty hunting! I’m trying to run a legitimate business here but SOME people insist on gumming up the works.

Counterfeit posters, off the books bounties, flagrant disregard of basic logic (we CAN NOT hunt Cryptids.) The Autumn Pact is guilty of all these grievances, as well as several deeply personal poignant insults aimed at yours truly.

For these reasons and probably many more crimes I, Absof**kinglutely Darling, hereby call all hunters in good standing to descend upon Fiks, Lead Cloud, 9 Yards, and Roots with as much expediency as possible. Please see the attached bounty poster for details. Thank you and meet me in the dust.

YES Turtle I AM sure about this. Send it now or else I’m making Turtle soup for dinner and you’ll be a BIG part of that meal despite the fact you won’t be invited…

Dictated but not read by Absof**kinglutely Darling.

21/09/2023

A Coloring Book full of Wasteland stuff?! The Tortuga Trading Co. WW Tribe has cornered the market on line-art based entertainment booklets!

Perfect for any occasion! Great for:
- Passing time while hiding from the day star!
- Gift for for neurodivergent nomads!
- Enrichment for anyone you keep in a cage!

Play your cards right and you may be able to earn one of these beauties by completing missions for us via our Dishonorable Intern Program or our Feral Child Kindergarten. Or you can skip the line and reserve your copy today for the low low price of 15 old world dollars! Message Drew Aloe aka Turtle for more details!

18/09/2023

Just some of the stuff I’ll be giving out to my friends while supplies last out there in the wastes. You can often find me at the Tortuga Trading Co. WW Tribe in Undertown!

Also, I’m very happy to introduce the first 3 stickers featuring Chip the official spokesturtle of the TTC.

These stickers are pretty cool but please use them responsibly. Vandalism is kind of a jerk move and it’s something you could get in trouble for doing at the event.

16/09/2023

Save the Schedule and visit us at Tortuga Trading Co. WW Tribe. We will see you in the Wastes!

31/08/2023

X marks the place to be!

We got everything! Goods, services, apparel, and information! Are you a first year or know one in need of direction? Resources abound at the Tortuga Trading Co. for newbies!

We also got missions, bounty hunting, a cargo cult, and much much more!

So come on down to the Tortuga Trading Co. WW Tribe! Number 12 on your maps, number 1 in your hearts!

28/08/2023

Hey there weary traveler of the wastes! Do you have an entrepreneurial spirit? Doyou have some merch to hock? Maybe you just have some hot stolen ill-gotten b***y to fence?

COME ON DOWN to the TURTLE DOME at the Tortuga Trading Co. WW Tribe! Every day from 12-4 PM you're welcome to come participate in the free market economy OR just hang out in a hammock and enjoy an electrolyte laden beverage we lovingly call Turtle Spit!

All are welcome but we also have 1 slot left if you would like to have a dedicated barter booth! We are proud to announce that our humble general store will also be home to:

Miss Information's Department of Information Reconstruction and Trust!

The Tick Tock Chop Shop

Pistol's Barter Booth

01/08/2023

Hey there, Travelers of the Wastes. Do you got a cool logo for you or your tribe? Do you like coloring books? Would you like to have your logo featured in a coloring book at Wasteland Weekend 2023?! Simply share your logo on this post and you might just see it in print for the inaugural Tortuga Trading Co. Coloring Book.

If you’re interested in acquiring a copy for yourself a limited number will be available for barter for at event. Or you can reserve your copy now; please message for details.

Yours Dubiously,
Turtle
Owner and Proprietor of The Tortuga Trading Co.

28/07/2023

Hey, is there someone you like at Wasteland? Is there someone you DON'T like at Wasteland?
Why don't you send them a Ukulele-Gram!
lf you donate $75 to our fundraiser you can reserve your Ukulele-Gram now!
You'll also receive all our other great donation rewards below the $75 level!

Please reach out with any questions!

Donation Levels:
$5- Tortuga Logo Sticker
$10-Cookie
$15- Coloring Book
$25 - DisHonorary Tortuga Trading Co. Intern Button (Which grants you admission to the Employee Only Super Secret Pizza Parties)
$50 - Pendant Banner with your name or logo in our camp!
$75 Ukulele-Gram delivered to anyone of your choice at wasteland!
$100 Wasteland Date in a Box! (Only 10 available so act fast!)
$777 Turtle will personally deliver a pizza and Ukulele-Gram anywhere in the continental US.

Venmo: -Aloe
PayPal:

13/07/2023

Official Announcement!

After a successful year of barter and after finding a new Managing Business Parter in Brianne aka Absof*ckinglutely, The Tortuga Trading Company is proud to announce that it will be building a physical location in Undertown! This is your opportunity to get in on the ground floor! We’ll have lots of sundry goods when we open but you can preorder our promotional items here!

Tortuga Trading Co, NLC Merch List!
$5 - Tortuga Logo Sticker
$10 - Cookie
$15 - Coloring Book
$25 - DisHonorary Tortuga Trading Co. Intern Pin (Which grants you admission to the Employee Only Super Secret Pizza Party)
$50 - Get your NAME OR Logo emblazoned on a banner flag in our camp in perpetuity!
$75 - Ukulele-Gram (Delivered to anyone of your choice at wasteland!)
$100 - Wasteland Date in a Box! (Only 10 available, first come first serve, so act fast!)
$777 - Turtle will personally deliver a pizza and Ukulele-Gram anywhere in the continental US.

*Each higher level comes with the rewards of previous levels too.
*Pick up for all items will be at the 2023 Wasteland Event at the Tortuga Trading Co. in Undertown. Other delivery arrangements can be made for the additional price of shipping.
*Please don’t hesitate to ask any questions.

Venmo: -Aloe
PayPal:

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Hey, is there someone you like at Wasteland? Is there someone you DON'T like at Wasteland? Why don't you send them a Ukulele-Gram! lf you donate $75 to our fundraiser you can reserve your Ukulele-Gram now! You'll also receive all our other great donation rewards below the $75 level! Please reach out with any questions! Donation Levels: $5- Tortuga Logo Sticker $10-Cookie $15- Coloring Book $25 - DisHonorary Tortuga Trading Co. Intern Button (Which grants you admission to the Employee Only Super Secret Pizza Parties) $50 - Pendant Banner with your name or logo in our camp! $75 Ukulele-Gram delivered to anyone of your choice at wasteland! $100 Wasteland Date in a Box! (Only 10 available so act fast!) $777 Turtle will personally deliver a pizza and Ukulele-Gram anywhere in the continental US. Venmo: @Drew-Aloe PayPal: @DrewAloe #ukelele #spitesong #wastelandweekend #postapocalyptic #ukulelegram #bearded #cosplay #turtlesallthewaydown #turtlesofinstagram #ukuleboy

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