The Noah Express (2024)

25/02/2022

100 Likes!! OMG THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!

24/02/2022

75 Members! Thank you all alot.

And i will Be posting more, just doing a little break.

22/02/2022

Thank you everyone for helping me reach so many members already!! im already at 61! Thanks so much!

21/02/2022

Whos your favorite wrestler?

18/02/2022

LITTLE DATABASE RETROGRADE:
WWF OVER THE EDGE 1999
May 23, 1999

1. HEAT MATCH: Meat defeated Brian Christopher (1/4*) - Shawn Stasiaks name was once Meat. And he once beat Brian Christopher, Screw this.

2. HEAT MATCH: The Hardy Boys defeated Goldust & The Blue Meanie (3/4*) - This wasent the God awful worst, But it was pretty god awful, The Hardys get the win and im actually starting to really enjoy them.

3. HEAT MATCH: Mideon fought Mr. McMahon to a no-contest (*3/4) - Why is Mr. Mcmahon on a heat match? well Obviously hes the main event of Heat for a reason, Hes the owner, I guarantee you thats why.

4. WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Kane & X-Pac (c) defeated Mark Henry & D-Lo Brown (**3/4) - Im loving the team of Kane and X-Pac, they have really good Chimastry and it shows here. Good thing they retain.

5. WWF HARDCORE TITLE MATCH: Al Snow (c) defeated Hardcore Holly (**1/4) - A rematch from Backlash, as Al Snow retains instead of winning the belt, This wasent the best but it was Eh.

6. MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH: Val Venis & Nicole Bass defeated Jeff Jarrett & Debra (*1/2) - Jeff Jarrett is so awesome, this is the start of something amazing, And Jim ross on commentary was great.

7. Billy Gunn defeated Road Dogg (**3/4) - The New age Outlaws implode! This was better then the Mega Powers imploding! Billy gunn picks up the win and i dont want a Push from Billy Gunn but it looks like its gonna happen.

8. EIGHT MAN TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH: Big Show, Ken Shamrock, Mankind & Test defeated The Acolytes, Big Boss Man & Viscera (***3/4) - This was a really good match, Im so happy it happend as well, These 8 gave it their all, The right team won and Im hopeful that The 4 who won gets a push.

9. The Rock defeated Triple H by disqualification (***1/2) - These two always have great matches but its kinda getting Boring having the same matches over and over again.

10. WWF TITLE MATCH WITH SHANE MCMAHON AS SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Undertaker defeated Steve Austin (c) to win the title (**1/2) - YES! The Undertaker gets another WWF Title Run! im so happy to see this, Austin can climb for it while Taker holds it, This is so awesome.

FINAL VERDICT: This was such a sad Night, Owen hart was supposed to Fall down to the ring in a net, But he fell and died. While a few matches were good Owen dying Ruins it all. Dont check this out.

18/02/2022

LITTLE DATABASE RETROGRADE:
WWF NO MERCY (UK) 1999
May 16, 1999

1. Tiger Ali Singh defeated Gillberg (1/2*) - Why the hell is this opening the show? if this is going to be on the show at least put it in the middle of the card.

2. SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH: The Acolytes & Viscera defeated The Brood (**) - Way worse then mideon being on the Ministry side, I guess its true Viscera sucks.

3. Steve Blackman defeated Droz (*1/2) - A pathetic match that could be the 2nd match on a episode of RAW and not the 3rd match on a Pay per view.

4. Kane defeated Mideon by disqualification (*) - why does Vince think we will enjoy these matches? this amakes no sense at all. Mideon gets himself Disqualified and im convinced Vince is letting Russo do whatever the hell he wants.

5. Nicole Bass defeated Tori (1/4*) - Speaking of thinking we will enjoy the matches this was 29 seconds.. Nicole bass just isnt good and it showed here.

6. WWF EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH: Shane McMahon (c) defeated X-Pac (***1/4) - This was only 1 of 2 good matches Of the night, and this was the best one, Shane used to be a really good wrestler, I wish he had that good of skills in 2022.. (COUGH COUGH) (i needa make myself final 3 in the rumble match).

7. Billy Gunn defeated Mankind (**1/4) - 3 things, first of all, Why is billy gunn defeating Mankind? a former 2 time WWF Champion, second, Mankind should not be looking this bad in defeat, and third, Screw Vince Russo.

8. TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WWF TITLE: Steve Austin (c) defeated Triple H & The Undertaker (***) - While this was a good match, It didnt deliver as it should with the 3 involved, Good thing Austin retained and Undertaker looks like hes about ready to get another Title run.

FINAL VERDICT: Just like any other UK Show the undercard was embarassing, The only good matches were from people who could have a good match with a Broom, Check this one out.

18/02/2022

LITTLE DATABASE RETROGRADE:
WWF IN YOUR HOUSE: BACKLASH
April 25, 1999

1. HEAT MATCH: MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH: Val Venis & Nicole Bass defeated D-Lo Brown & Ivory (*) - Thrown together match that didnt need to happen, One of 4 matches that didnt need to happen in fact.

2. HEAT MATCH: Droz & Albert defeated Too Much (3/4*) - I actually wouldve enjoyed this if it was on the main show and was given more time.

3. HEAT MATCH: Kane defeated Big Boss Man (*1/2) - These two should have great matches, But the heat matches just dont get enough time at all, Its sad.

4. HEAT MATCH: Viscera defeated Test (1/4*) - Nope, Absoleutly not.

5. SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH: The Acolytes & Mideon defeated The Brood (***1/2) - Very good start to the show, The Brood are strong and im very invested about what the Brood will do from here.

6. WWF HARDCORE TITLE MATCH: Al Snow defeated Hardcore Holly (c) to win the title (*1/2) - Couldve easily replaced this with Too Much vs Droz and Albert, But nope, and now we have Al Snow with his god darn dumb head with him as champion.

7. WWF INTERCONTENENTAL TITLE MATCH: The Godfather (c) defeated Goldust (**3/4) - Im really enjoying godfathers IC Title reign as he retains again here, Goldust didnt need the title again and im excited to see who beats Godfather for the belt.

8. #1 CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE WWF TAG TEAM TITLES: The New Age Outlaws defeated Jeff Jarrett & Owen Hart (***1/4) - This was a really good match with New Age Outlaws winning and i kinda dont want them as champs again but we will see.

9. BOILER ROOM BRAWL: Mankind defeated Big Show (***3/4) - Perfect match with the Stipulation, Good match to get mankind revenge as well.

10. Triple H defeated X-Pac (**3/4) - I love the split of DX leading into this match, Triple H beats X-Pac which wasent the best decision i guess..

11. The Undertaker defeated Ken Shamrock (**) - This was terrible, it was a 19 minute match full of headlocks and ankle locks, Why?

12. NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH FOR THE WWF TITLE MATCH WITH SHANE MCMAHON AS SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Steve Austin (c) defeated The Rock (****) - This was better then there Wrestlemania match, Stone cold retains as Undertaker kidnaps Stephanie? I dont understand the Attitude Era.

FINAL VERDICT: This was better then Wrestlemania 15, Which says something, This was also the last In your house ever, Which alsos says something, Check this one out for Popular purposes.

16/02/2022

NCW 3
April 28, 2022

1. NCW WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Britt Baker (c) vs. Madusa
Winner: Britt Baker
Time: 11:56

2. Noah comes out and says that NCW Will have a TV Show every Friday with a 2 hour show, and pay per views every 3 months. This is the last show where it will be called ''NCW"'

3. Kevin Nash defeated Brian Danielson
Winner: Brian Danielson
Time: 14:32

4. Drew McIntyre defeated Moose
Winner: Drew McIntyre
Time: 7:39

5. The Debut episode of NCW On top is announced for May 16th, and on that show there will be 3 tag matches and the winner will meet up on May 23rd to crown the first ever World champion.

6. Justin Credible vs. Sammy Guevara
Winner: Sammy Guevara
Time: 15:43

7. Jurassic Express vs. The Dudley Boys
Winner: Jurassic Express
Time: 12:13

8. Luchasaurus announces that Jurassic Express has a new manager, and his name is Marko Stunt.

9. Dawn Marie vs. Jordynne Grace
Winner: Jordynne Grace
Time: 9:54

10. VACANT NCW WORLD TITLE MATCH: Sting vs. Seth Rollins
Winner: Seth Rollins
Time: 29:24

16/02/2022

NCW 2
March 23, 2022

QUARTER FINAL MATCHES IN THE TOURNAMENT:
1. Roman Reigns vs. Baron Corbin
Winner: Roman Reigns
Time: 13:09

2. Cody Rhodes announces his Entry into the 8 man Tournament, and announces he will face Sanada next.

3. Sanada vs. Cody Rhodes
Winner: Cody Rhodes
Time: 19:39

4. Seth Rollins vs. Scott Hall
Winner: Seth Rollins
Time: 13:50

5. Seth Rollins says that this Tournament is his tournament and nobody else will beat him.

6. Ballz Mahoney vs. Dante Martin
Winner: Dante Martin
Time: 4:31

7. Madusa vs. Sasha Banks
Winner: Madusa
Time 7:14

8. Madusa challenges Britt Baker for the womens title at NCW 3.

SEMI FINAL MATCHES IN THE TOURNAMENT:
9. Roman Reigns vs. Cody Rhodes
Winner: Roman Reigns
Time: 8:01

10. Seth Rollins vs. Dante Martin
Winner: Seth Rollins
Time: 24:29

11. Britt Baker accepts Madusas challenge, and she says that After Madusa loses she will take Madusa and throw her in the trash.

12. The Dudley Boys vs. RK-Bro
Winner: RK-Bro
Time: 6:53

13. FINALS OF THE TOURNAMENT: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins
Winner: Seth Rollins
Time: 30:05

16/02/2022

NCW 1
Febuary 19, 2022

1. We start the Show with the new Owner Noah Maack, he says that Tonight to honor the Start of the NCW, We will have a 10 man battle royal in the battle royal, Where the winner will move on to face the Winner of a 1 night 8 man tournament at NCW 2, At NCW 3, To crown the first ever NCW Champion.

2. The Sandman vs Sho
Winner: The Sandman
Time: 5:09

3. Backstage its Announced that To crown a Womens champion, Tonight we will have a All women Elimination match to crown the first champion.

4. Dante Martin vs W Morrisey
Winner: W Morrisey
Time: 9:05

5. The Steiner Brothers vs. Jurassic Express
Winner: The Steiner Brothers
Time: 15:43

6. Backstage The Steiner brother say that They will win the Tag titles, and if you dont like, You can go straight to heck.

7. Justin Credible vs. Spike Dudley
Winner: Spike Dudley
Time: 14:28

8. ALL WOMEN ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE VACANT WOMENS TITLE: Sasha Banks vs. Madusa vs. Dawn Marie vs. Britt Baker vs. Jordynne Grace vs. Mia Yim
Winner: Britt Baker
Time: 18:18

9. Backstage Britt baker taunts with Her newly won title and tells the whole world that this is just the Start, After this she will Defend the title every single show and win for all of you people.

10. 10 MEN BATTLE ROYAL FOR A SPOT IN THE VACANT NCW WORLD TITLE MATCH: won by Sting
Time: 41:50

16/02/2022

NCW ROSTER:

Main Eventers:
Roman Reigns
Seth Rollins
Lex Luger
Sting
Kevin Nash
Tetsuya Naito
Brian Danielson
Jon Moxley
special free agent: Cody Rhodes

Upper Midcarders:
Happy Corbin
Moose
W Morrisey
Drew McIntyre
Shingo Takaki
Sami Zayn
Scott Hall

Midcarders:
The Sandman
Rhyno
Justin Credible
Spike Dudley
Ballz Mahoney
Sanada
Sammy Guevara
Dante Martin

Women:
Sasha Banks
Madusa
Dawn Marie
Britt Baker
Jordynne Grace
Special free agent: Mia Yim

Tag Teams:
RK-Bro
The Steiner Brothers
The Dudley Boys
Guerrilas of Destiny
Jurassic Express
The Good Brothers
special free agent: Authors of Pain

Let me know what you all think!

16/02/2022

Gonna take a break from Wrestling reviews and do fantasy booking.

15/02/2022

LITTLE DATABASE RETROGRADE:
WWF WRESTLEMANIA 15
March 28, 1999

1. HEAT MATCH: Jacqueline defeated Ivory (1/2*) - This was a 1 minute Squash that meant Nothing, Im tired of vince just trying to Impress us with Attractive women, It isnt working.

2. HEAT MATCH: BATTLE ROYAL TO DETERMINE THE #1 CONTENDER FOR THE WWF TAG TEAM TITLES: won by Test & D-Lo Brown (***) - I didnt mind this at all, It was short and sweet, The weird team of Test and D-Lo won and now we get Jeff/Owen vs Test/D-Lo.

3. TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WWF HARDCORE TITLE: Hardcore Holly defeated Billy Gunn (c) & Al Snow to win the title (*1/4) - I hate the Hardcore title, And it opening the show makes me wanna go take a giant dump. Screw this crap. Oh yeah, Hardcore holly is champion..who gives two Craps?

4. WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Jeff Jarrett & Owen Hart (c) defeated Test & D-Lo Brown (**1/2) - This wasent good.but it also wasent bad..it was just..there..Test and D-Lo is a better team then Mark and D-Lo.

5. BRAWL FOR ALL MATCH: Butterbean defeated Bart Gunn (1/4*) -This was terrible, although i will say the only reason i didnt give this the first 0 star rating ever is because Bart gunn with that KO Punch..Wow.

6. THE WINNER IS THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE FOR THE MAIN EVENT: Mankind defeated Big Show by disqualification (***) - This had a good stipulation and Big show got Disqualified, Then he proceeded to PUNCH THE OWNER OF THE WWF IN THE FACE.

7. FOUR WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE WWF INTERCONTENENTAL TITLE: Road Dogg (c) defeated Goldust, Ken Shamrock & Val Venis (**3/4) - A great way to put 4 midcarders on wrestlemania with the Casual scramble for the midcard belt with the champ retaining, Im happy with a Road dogg title run.

8. Kane defeated Triple H by disqualification (***1/4) - A really good match and trust me..Theres alot more to come out of this.

9. WWF WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Sable (c) defeated Tori (3/4*) - This was terrible, WWF has 4 women on their roster and they are all terrible, Except for maybe Jacqueline, Ivory isnt there yet, And tori looks like one of those annoyed babysitters who hate the baby needed some food.

10. WWF EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH: Shane McMahon (c) defeated X-Pac (***1/4) - Oh boy, where do i Start.. Shane retains, A really good match..But..TRIPLE H TURNS ON XPAC AND DX! This was weird honestly as i feel they couldve done way more with DX, But Triple H is now a singles superstar?

11. HELL IN A CELL MATCH: The Undertaker defeated Big Boss Man (***1/2) - The 3rd ever Hell in a cell match, While it was very good, There were 2 things wrong, (1), You cant top the first 2 Hell in a cell matches, (2), WHY DID THE HECK DID THEY NEED TO HANG BIG BOSS MAN? They didnt actually hang him it was kayfabe..But still.What the heck.

12. NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH FOR THE WWF TITLE, MANKIND IS THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Steve Austin defeated The Rock (c) to win the title (***3/4) - This was a really good match, I think there were too many spectacles and stipulations. Steve austin finally wins his Third World title and lets see where this goes from here.

FINAL VERDICT: This is one of those shows where it changes the era of the Company, and this was that, Check this show out as there is ALOT of stuff to See here.

15/02/2022

LITTLE DATABASE RETROGRADE:
WWF IN YOUR HOUSE: ST. VALENTINES DAY MASSACARE
Febuary 14, 1999

1. HEAT MATCH: Viscera defeated Test by disqualification (*) - This was terrible, Im so happy that test is here..(not) and this showed what i mean.

2. HEAT MATCH: Billy Gunn fought Tiger Ali Singh to a no-contest (1/4*) - No.

3. Goldust defeated Bluedust (**3/4) - Why in the flying heck is someone called Bluedust here to face Goldust? it was a decent match but i dont like Bluedust.

4. VACANT HARDCORE TITLE MATCH: Bob Holly defeated Al Snow to win the title (**) - I dont like The hardcore title, they need to only have the World, IC, and tag champions, i dont like the European or Hardcore title.

5. Big Boss Man defeated Mideon (**1/4) - Thrown together midcard match to fill a couple minutes of the show and while it wasent good and it also wasent terrible.

6. WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Jeff Jarrett & Owen Hart (c) defeated Mark Henry & D-Lo Brown (**3/4) - This was a good match that didnt do as good as it should have because i hate the team of Mark and D-Lo.

7. WWF INTERCONTENENTAL TITLE MATCH WITH BILLY GUNN AS SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Val Venis defeated Ken Shamrock (c) to win the title (***1/4) - a really good match with Shamrock finally coming to an end with his reign, and my man Val Venis finally winning a singles belt.

8. Kane & Chyna defeated Triple H & X-Pac (**1/4) - This match couldve been removed from the card, and you can tell that HHH and pac arent getting along (wink).

9. LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE WWF TITLE: Mankind (c) fought The Rock to a draw (***3/4) - This was a really good match with These two both not answering the 10 count, They book a ladder match for the next night on RAW For the title.

10. STEEL CAGE MATCH TO DETERMINE THE #1 CONTENDER FOR THE WWF TITLE AT WRESTLEMANIA 15: Steve Austin defeated Mr. McMahon (**) - This didnt need to happen, Austin couldve easily won the rumble, It would have been cool with him winning 3 years in a row. But he wins and we are gonna have Mankind vs Austin at mania..Or are we?

FINAL VERDICT: It was cool that this happened on Valentines Day, And it was cool that the Logo of this show looks like blood. I loved this pay per view. Watch this, Thumbs Up.

15/02/2022

LITTLE DATABASE RETROGRADE:
WWF ROYAL RUMBLE 1999
January 24, 1999

1. HEAT MATCH: Bob Holly & Scorpio defeated Too Much (*1/2) - Not the best match at all, I was gonna give this a half star but I really enjoyed Bob Holly in this match for some reason.

2. HEAT MATCH: Mankind defeated Mabel by disqualification (*) - This was god awful, Mankind didnt need to be here, Hes the WWF Champion, HES FACING ROCK LATER!! This was flat out garbage.

3. Big Boss Man defeated Road Dogg (**3/4) - A good opening match to a crowd that Surpirsing had Mixed emotions here, Boss man gets the win and it was the right call.

4. WWF INTERCONTENENTAL TITLE MATCH: Ken Shamrock (c) defeated Billy Gunn (**1/4) - Shamrock has been champ for a long time now, And its starting to make him look bad, A MMA Fighter should not be a champion this long.

5. WWF EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH: X-Pac (c) defeated Gangrel (**) - The European title is already as Important as a episode of heat, Nobody cares about it, Xpac retains and i dont even know What they do from here.

6. STRAP MATCH FOR THE WWF WOMENS TITLE: Sable (c) defeated Luna Vachon (*) - Terrible match, The womens title is less important then The European title, which says something.

7. I QUIT MATCH FOR THE WWF TITLE: The Rock defeated Mankind (c) to win the title (***3/4) - This was REALLY brutal, And i absoleutly LOVED it. Rock hit mankind in the head about 20 god darn times with a steel chair and Mankind said i quit..right? nobody will ever know.

8. ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH: won by Mr. McMahon (***1/4) - Half the match was backstage, McMahon and Austin drew 1 and 2, McMahon and austin were also the final 2, After rock distracts austin..VINCE MCMAHON WINS THE RUMBLE! this was so cringy.

FINAL VERDICT: Hard to accurately judge. The undercard is mediocre. Rock-Foley is awesome, but as usual the show lives or dies with the rumble match. The 99 Rumble match is definitely acquired taste, and if you weren’t a fan of the period, you will probably think it sucks. It’s dated as hell and is a microcosm of the Attitude era, but I loved the rumble match itself warts and all and that's mostly what the rating is for (the rumble and Rock-Foley). Your mileage will totally vary.

15/02/2022

LITTLE DATABASE RETROGRADE:
WWF IN YOUR HOUSE: ROCK BOTTOM
December 13, 1998

1. HEAT MATCH: WWF LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Duane Gill (c) defeated Matt Hardy (1/2*) - In december 1997 Taka won the light heavyweight title and he was on fire, And then in december 1998 the light heavyweight title is a complete joke, Duane Gill is the champion. Screw this company.

2. HEAT MATCH: Kevin Quinn defeated Brian Christopher (*1/2) - your thrown together midcard match that means nothing, yuck.

3. HEAT MATCH: Triple H defeated Droz (*1/4) - A complete squash for the Game, Triple H squashing droz here as he gets ready for better and bigger things.

4. HEAT MATCH: The New Age Outlaws defeated Bradshaw & Faarooq by disqualification (*) - Just like the Brian match, This is the most thrown together tag match you could ask for, With the outlaws, WHO ARE THE TAG CHAMPIONS!! they are wrestling 2 times in the same night..

5. D-Lo Brown & Mark Henry defeated Val Venis & The Godfather (*1/2) - WWF As a history with Having terrible Opening matches, And this proves it. D-Lo and mark dont work as a team, and Val Venis needed a win, So did the new Godfather.

6. The Headbangers defeated The Oddities (*) - Another thrown together tag match that meant nothing. The Headbangers get the win here, Nothing much else to say other then I WAS ROCKING WITH THE ODDITIES THEME SONG.

7. Steve Blackman defeated Owen Hart by countout (***1/4) - This is a situation where a countout victory is really good. Owen Cant get pinned and blackman also needed a win, Perfect way to do it.

8. SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH: Edge, Christian & Gangrel defeated The J.O.B. Squad (**) - The JOB Squash should not be a thing. and ''The Brood' as they like to call it won the match, and the match wasent that good.

9. STRIP TEASE MATCH: Goldust defeated Jeff Jarrett by disqualification (**) - I don't think Debra's all that attractive, so the stips for the this match didn't mean much to me outside of drawing heat.

10. WWF TAG TEAM MATCH: The New Age Outlaws (c) defeated Ken Shamrock & Big Boss Man (**1/2) - 3 tag matches on the same show..4 if you include Heat. And the IC Champion gets a tag title shot at a team whos already wrestled on Heat, and They retain. A decent match.

11. WWF TITLE MATCH, THE ONLY WAY MANKIND CAN WIN IS BY SUBMISSON: The Rock (c) defeated Mankind (**3/4) - This was Stupid, Not the match, The match was fine, But the storyline was terrible, Mankind put the Mandiable claw on The Rock And he passed out and we all thought Mankind won the belt, Then Vince got on the mic and said Rock ''Never tapped out'' and The rock kept the title. yeah alright.

12. BURIED ALIVE MATCH, WINNER GETS INTO THE 1999 ROYAL RUMBLE: Steve Austin defeated The Undertaker (**1/4) - This wasent good, They just didnt try, Austin gets into the rumble and, This means Undertaker isnt in the Royal rumble? Excuse me? That makes no sense, What??

FINAL VERDICT: How bad was this PPV? Steve Blackman was in the best match. I don't think Debra's all that attractive, so the stips for the Jarrett/Goldust match didn't mean much to me outside of drawing heat. The rest was just [God-awful] boring. Unfortunately, while their TV would heat up to the point where they were beating the NBA nearly 7-to-1, the PPVs would continue to flounder off and on until into the summer. Thumbs way down here.

14/02/2022

LITTLE DATABASE RETROGRADE:
WWF CAPITAL CARNAGE
December 6, 1998

1. Gangrel defeated Al Snow (*3/4) - A really bad way to open the show, Which is also a bad thing because i am digging both guys right now, Just like Taka i think Al Snow will be the MVP of 1999. And Gangrel could be up there too if the WWF Tried Hard enough, Not a good way to start the show.

2. The Headbangers defeated Animal & Droz (*) - This was god awful, They seem to Have animal & Droz be a tag team permanently which makes me wanna puke, Thank god they lost and this only gets 1 star, and that 1 star is me Trying to not p**p my pants while watching.

3. Val Venis defeated Goldust (**) - 3 things were wrong about this, 1, Val Venis won, 2, Goldust lost, 3, Im in the middle of watching.. See what i did there? While this wasent garbage it was still Bad and theres no way WWF Can ever Pick up with Goldust, Hes gonna stay like this forever it seems like.

4. Tiger Ali Singh defeated Edge (1/2*) - There is every wrong with this, Lets start with something basic..you know..Edge for sure didnt just lose to...you know...TIGER ALI SINGH! This makes me all sorts of mad, It was almost a squash too. This was god awful and dosent deserve to be in the WWF. ever.

5. MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH: Christian & Sable defeated Marc Mero & Jacqueline (*) - This was just garbage, Take this Marc mero/Sable with the third wheel Jacqueline and somehow a fourth wheel Christian and shove it up your p**py butt. Because a p**py butt is better to watch then this crap.

6. WWF INTERCONTENENTAL TITLE MATCH: Ken Shamrock (c) defeated Steve Blackman (**3/4) - This was actually Half Decent, Shamrock and Blackman have some good chimestry, The bad stuff were that Attempted legdrop by blackman that completely missed Shamrocks head. Anyway i actually thought this was Half enjoying and it helped pick up a terrible show.

7. Triple H defeated Jeff Jarrett (**) - These two should have a great match but it just Didnt Deliver, The problem in Brittan is none of the wrestlers care at all, Which is a shame cuz they should, But anyway These two shouldve delivered but didnt and its kinda sad to think that.

8. WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The New Age Outlaws (c) defeated D-Lo brown & Mark Henry (*1/2) - Another terrible match, Road Dogg looked like he seriously hurt his ankle, Which makes me giggle, im going to heck for that... Anyway D-Lo and Mark just dont work as a team in my opinon and it showed here, I am happy that New age Outlaws retained though.

9. WWF TITLE MATCH: The Rock (c) defeated X-Pac by disqualification (***1/2) - This was a really good match, I wouldve given it 4 stars but it ended in a DQ, The Rock is finally the WWF Champion and its glad to see him finally carrying the Top Prize. X-Pac Should not be getting a shot at the belt but thats just me.

10. FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH WITH GERALD BRISCO AS SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Steve Austin defeated The Undertaker, Mankind & Kane (***1/4) - All 4 men tried and They kind of Delivered, Taker is getting out of shape and so is Making, Steve austin and kane carried it and made it a good match. But Austin picks up the win and it was a good ending to a terrible show.

FINAL VERDICT: Like most UK only Pay-Per-Views, this didn’t feature a ton of quality performances. However, the crowd was molten hot for everything, which helped each match along. The guys didn’t have to give their all, because the fans would eat it up either way. Rock/X-Pac and the main event were both good matches that ended the show on a relatively high note. Of the ten matches, only two are flat out bad and those go about six combined minutes. The rest of the show is painfully average and not really something you need to check out.

14/02/2022

LITTLE DATABASE RETROGRADE:
WWF SURVIVIOR SERIES 1998
November 15, 1998

1. HEAT MATCH: Bob Holly & Scorpio defeated Animal & Droz (*1/2) - With Hawk injured or something like that, Animal found his old six man tag partner Droz to team with him on Heat against the weird team of Bob Holly & Scorpio. This was Bad, Scorpio is getting ''2 Cold'' and needs to leave, Bob Holly is just...Bad.. and Droz is botchy.

2. HEAT MATCH: Al Snow defeated Tiger Ali Singh (3/4*) - I can only imagine what Vince was telling Creative when he needed matches for heat.. ''WE NEED SOMEONE TO LOSE TO AL SNOW IN 3 MINUTES ON HEAT PAL!" 'Okay..What do we do?" 'FUNNY YOU ASK PAL! TIGER ALI SINGH!! Probably that is how it went, This was so bad that it was funny, Im actually starting to like Al Snow, He needs to not face Tiger Ali Singh though..

3. HEAT MATCH: Gangrel defeated Steve Blackman (***) - This was Short and sweet, i actually liked this alot, Gangrel looks like a complete badbutt. (BadButt), Anyway Blackmans push is completely dead now and Gangrel looks like he is the next star. I dont ever say this but, Watch this match if you have The Heat DVDS like my dad does..

WWF TITLE TOURNAMENT FIRST ROUND MATCHES:
4. Mankind defeated Guane Gill (1/2*) - This was weird, Mankind hosts a Open challenge to anyone in the first round, And Guane gill came out. mankind squashes him in just a little bit over 30 seconds with the Double underhook DDT, This was actually half Decent as Mankind is now in the second Round.

5. Al Snow defeated Jeff Jarrett (**1/4) - This was awesome, MY BOY Al Snow wins in the First round, Sure, Im not happy Jarrett is out of the Tournament already, But i am very happy that Al Snow is in the second round, Im a big Al Snow fan now.

6. Steve Austin defeated Big Boss Man by disqualification (**) - I dont get this, We dont need a DQ Here, Austin couldve easily just Stunnered Boss man 5 minutes here and picked up the quick win to get into the Second round..But no, Boss man got himself Diaqualifified..Alright. Kinda weird, Austin deserves to get pinfall victories.

7. Steven Regal fought X-Pac to a double countout (*1/2) - Hey look, A double countout in a tournament, Ive never seen that before!!! shake my head, Every Tournament in the WWF Has to have a Double finish, So that someone gets a BYE, This was just dumb, Nobody in the match deserved it, As id be happy with Steven Regal getting more far in the tournament but, Its vince mcmahon, What will you do..

8. Ken Shamrock defeated Goldust (**1/4) - YES! YES! YES! Ken Shamrock Gets a win in the First round!! lets have him win the darn thing!! I mean..sure, Im mad with Goldust losing again, But my boy Ken Shamrock moves on, This makes me very happy, He will face the Winner of the final first round match in the final Second round match..That sounds like gibberish..Lol.

9. The Rock defeated Big Boss Man (*3/4) - Vinny O'Mac Let big boss Man get another shot in the tournament against The Rock..and LOST in 3:54 seconds..Even Though i dont want Rock and Shamrock again..Im happy to find out the end result..

WWF TITLE TOURNAMENT QUARTER FINAL MATCHES:
10. The Undertaker defeated Kane (***1/4) - Alright ill let yall know What happend here, They didnt have enough Pay per pew time for 8 first round matches, Or people really.. so they Announced that taker and kane gets a BYE to the quarter finals.. and Taker wins to move on the semi finals to face who knows Lol, Anyway Kane deserved this here, I want Kane and shamrock in the Finals.

11. Mankind defeated Al Snow (**1/2) - I am mad/happy about this, Im mad because Al Snow shouldve gone to The Semi finals and got squashed by Undertaker i think. Mankind will go to the Semi Finals to face Austin, Thats the reason im happy, This was a decent match with some highflying spots but nothing much to be excited about.

12. The Rock defeated Ken Shamrock (***) - This was a pretty good contest with back and forth and the Rock moves on to face the Undertaker in the semi finals, By this part of the night the fans are tired and want the show to end and I dont really blame them, This should have been spread around Episodes of RAW, and the quarters, semis and finals tonight..But instead we get all of these matches.

13. WWF WOMENS TITLE MATCH WITH SHANE MCMAHON AS SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Sable defeated Jacqueline (c) to win the title (*) - This was flat out Garbage, Sable ruined it all, Jacqueline was trying to Depreatly to carry the match, But nobody can carry Sable, And its even more madness that SHE WON THE DARN TITLE! Skip this match.

WWF TITLE TOURNAMENT SEMI FINAL MATCHES:
14. Mankind defeated Steve Austin (**3/4) - I didnt mention with the double countout, Steve austin got a BYE to the semi finals, And im so happy he lost, Im very happy that we will get Mankind in the finals, This was a really good match and i am really happy That steve austin can Go back to the midcard for a bit, Dont get me wrong, I like austin, But he needs to chill for a little bit.

15. The Rock defeated The Undertaker by disqualification (*) - This was garbage, and thats Really bad to say Figuring that These two are mega stars, But they just didnt try, I mean rock as already competed 2 times tonight so this is 3rd time wrestling, And Taker tried too hard To slow him down because of that, and it was garbage, And i do not want Rock vs Mankind in the finals but thats what were gonna get.

16. TRIPLE THREAT WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The New Age Outlaws (c) defeated Mark Henry & D-Lo Brown and The Headbangers (*1/2) - Nothing much to say here, This was a thrown together 3 way tag title match to fit in between the semis and the finals. Quick retain for new age outlaws, nothing much to say here, Terrible thrown together match that meant nothing.

17. WWF TITLE TOURNAMENT FINALS: The Rock defeated Mankind to win the title (***1/2) - Originally i thought this would be terrible, But now I kinda loved it, The match would good, 17 minute Really good match, The ending was the Montreal screwjob 2. as Vince ringed the bell when rock put on a sharp shooter on Mankind. A great way to end the show. When The rock turns heel and aligns with the McMahons.

FINAL VERDICT: WAYY too many matches, This show is remembered for the tournament, but it’s not good. There are only two matches that I’d consider enjoyable (Mankind/Austin, Mankind/Rock and Rock/Shamrock). Everything else is either flat out bad, like the Tag Team or Women’s Title matches, or was just used to further advance angles. It was kind of exactly what you’d expect from the Attitude Era. The in-ring stuff mostly lacked, but the storylines were advanced and there was a swerve.

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