crazy how everyone can be comfortable around me but I can’t even feel comfortable in my own skin around them
17/05/2022
I Fkn hate the saying ‘you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar’. NO S**T. i could clap my hands with s**t and get even more???
28/04/2022
the only people I crack onto are my friends cause damn I got lucky with your fine ass
08/04/2022
do you ever give yourself the ick wanting to go on someone’s profile but can’t do it
08/04/2022
when people say “your brain doesn’t know this” or “your brain can’t tell the difference” like yes it can my brain is literally what amalgamated that sentence? what else did you expect?
27/03/2022
I’m the hottest girl in pro art right now
01/03/2022
I literally have ptsd from sitting behind someone on their phone
05/02/2022
I miss getting high with you
01/02/2022
sometimes I get really anxious in public cause of how sexy I look
25/01/2022
just cause I swiped right on a mates tinder profile doesn't mean I wanna f**k them...common courtesy my man
25/01/2022
girls can't resist putting some tottis fluffy bread and fkn mozzarella on their stories
09/01/2022
Im generally so fkn confused what the f**k i have done to make people have negative associations about me. I've always given everything I have to people and tried to be peoples number one fan yet im constantly blamed for absolutely everyone's problems. I surrounded myself with so called best friends only to find out I can be dropped in a second. The fact that no one can genuinely have my back and hold onto me even my so called soul mate who I thought I would spend my life with let go of me like he had never loved me and moved on to NM. f**k you by the way. The both of you. The three of you. All of you. I didn't deserve that pain and absolute fakeness you had towards me. I didn't deserve the disrespect when I had the respect like an idiot. I try not to wish pain on others however I hope you find yourself lost in the pit and you realise what pain can lead too. You can try and justify why you were a terrible person but you know deep down I was fkn real and use to care above everyone.
03/12/2021
I fkn live for drama if a mf deserves it, you actually think im gonna let you chat s**t and be silent about it?!?!?
11/11/2021
what the f**k is going on right now
05/02/2021
*Hits nang*
*nang hits back and makes me brain go quack*
Me: Whoa
Nang : ye watch it
Nang: seriously dude stop
31/01/2021
I just want friends who wanna pay $500 rent with me so we can live in a sick ass crib
21/08/2020
no ones pulling a sicky atm hey?
31/07/2020
stop spraying your bud you piece of s**t
25/07/2020
nunchucks is such a funny word
25/07/2020
STOP HAVING FU***NG CHILDREN WE ARE LITERALLY IN A PANDEMIC WERE NO ONE CAN GET JOBS STOP THIS NOW
24/07/2020
do you ever scratch your knee or some s**t and then you feel your back or whatever stings every time you keep scraping that spot
24/07/2020
why the f**k did stewie never age tf
24/07/2020
the people who talk s**t about social media and how it’s not real are the same people who know every girls Instagram and won’t leave them alone on a night out
18/07/2020
why the f**k is there no 24/7 pizza
29/06/2020
holy f**k remember when the black and blue dress was a world wide epidemic
28/06/2020
bruh if you straight up unfriend people due to a social media disagreement, grow the f**k up...it’s called a discussion not concluding that the person is a f**king n**i
15/06/2020
you’re in her dms
she underpacks you
11/06/2020
the sun really do be like ooo ouchie I’m hot
09/06/2020
Everyone really did just forget about toilet paper lol
08/06/2020
drop acid with me
08/06/2020
I just wanna be 14 tripping balls again
07/06/2020
just cause the truth bothers you doesn’t mean it’s racist xx
05/06/2020
can’t wait for my Instagram stories to be flooded with the classic gym “back at it🤪🤪” or “been too long”
04/06/2020
stop telling me Melbourne is better than Sydney, it’s straight up beta Sydney
02/06/2020
how the f**k is a cheese burger different to a quarter pounder
30/05/2020
Holy s**t leaving your house with nangs is straight up criminal
27/05/2020
you ever out with a mate and see them just throw a piece of trash on the floor like the earth don’t already have issues with plastic and realise that they’re a piece of trash
27/05/2020
why the f**k are people still having kids or even want kids. You really gonna let your kid suffer
24/05/2020
the snapchat update is so s**t
23/05/2020
I just want more female homies to smoke some crack with :((((
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