Torteval Rave Machine

25/01/2023

All aboard the TRM fitness class bus!!!

22/10/2022

She only wanted four sambucas… 🥃🥃🥃🥃

Remember: you should be bringing the sambucas to TRM!! 😅🤣

27/07/2022

TRM: Just having a quiet few drinks with friends at ours tomorrow night, might be some music, we’ll keep it down, hope that’s okay?

Neighbours: Yeah, sure, no worries, have a great night!

TRM:

18/07/2022

Epic weather ✅
Epic crowd ✅
Epic tunes ✅
Epic times ✅

Awesome party on Saturday for a pair of brothers’ joint 40th pool party… Started with some chilled house, then joined by a sax player for an hour then pulled the trigger on almost 3 hours of non stop bangers!! The happy faces and hands in the air say it all!! Love it!!

19/06/2022

IN. CRE. DI. BLE. 🔥

The Croutefest crowd went into the stratosphere last night!! What an epic event and an absolute pleasure keeping the crowd jumping despite the rain!! 🚀 💥

Plenty of messages of sore legs, sore feet from all the dancing and a few sore heads too!! Rosé handbag anyone?! 🤪

Here is a little taster of the action… 💃 🕺🏼

15/06/2022

Only three more sleeps to Croutefest!! Buzzing to be back to close out this epic festival again this year, months of planning should lead to a super fun set!! 🎧 🚀 💃 🕺🏼 💥 Playing some awesome tunes between the live acts in the afternoon too… 😎

Also mega excited to launch our new brand; 50:50 Torteval to Miami!! Thank you to the amazing Michael Hutchinson for creating this for us!! 😍

See you soon party people… 😘😘

18/05/2022

Soon be summer festival season… 😎😍
ps this isn’t us, but thought you’d like to see what we think we look / feel like when we a cranking up a crowd in a field in Guernsey… 🤪🤣

16/02/2022

We’ve all been there, that moment when the DJ drops your favourite tune… we even do it to ourselves!! 🧐 💃 🕺🏼🤪 🤣

25/01/2022

We’ve already got a couple of awesome events lined up for 2022… But where would you like to hear a massive TRM headline set this year?! Comment where or tag the event below… 👇🏼

20/06/2021

CRIKEY. Croutefest what an epic party once again, the crowd went OFF big time for TRM!! All the acts before us were epic too!! Need to lie down in a dark room after that… Until the next time!! 🍻 🥂 🚀 💥

Toby Falla, The Vinyls, Neon Fire, The Space Pirates of Rocquaine, The Ketones, Two Far Cajon, Element 6

12/06/2021

First festival of the summer season done and what a banger!! Only a week to wait for the next one… headlining Croutefest next Saturday!! 🍻 🚀 💃 🕺🏼 😍

28/11/2020

Did you know that on top of the MASSIVE festival headliners TRM are famous for, James also keeps crowds on their feet at all sorts of other events from house parties of 50 to huge charity balls of over 200 like last night and large corporate events too! Get in touch if you think your party needs that extra BOOM!! 🚀 💣 💥 💃 🕺🏼 😍

06/09/2020

Wow! How has it already been a week since we headlined the incredible FoxFest... Amazing vibe on the west coast and a very enthusiastic crowd for TRM’s tunes!! Already getting excited about the next party!!

28/08/2020

Seriously pumped to get behind the decks again this weekend at FoxFest! Especially so when the host makes for you custom made matching TRM shirts!! Whilst this is a private party keep your eyes peeled for our next ‘public’ performance, we’ve got some exciting plans in progress... 🎧 👕 🎧 👕 🚀 💥 🕺🏼 💃 😍

09/07/2020

Cheeky throwback to Croutefest just a few weeks ago... We can’t wait to get behind the decks in front of another awesome crowd soon! Which big events would you like to see us play in Guernsey this summer / autumn?

21/06/2020

What an absolute belting day at Croutefest 2020!! It was a pleasure spinning a few MASSIVE tunes and keeping the awesome crowd jumping until the end!! Even saw the legendary Dr Brink having a good old boogie!!

20/06/2020

We are super excited to announce that we’ve been invited back to close out CrouteFest this year, epic work by the Woods to pull it all together in the space of 8 days after Guernsey announced we were moving to “Phase 5”... So for those of you lucky enough to get tickets we’ll be seein’ y’all later!! Bring your best dancing shoes / flip flops!! 🍻🕺🏿💃😘 🇬🇬

Last Thursday Phase 5 in Guernsey (the end of lockdown measures and social distancing) was announced to start on our original Croutefest 2020 date of 20th June. We took it as a sign 🤗 , checked the weather forecast and made the decision to go ahead with a Friends and Family Croutefest-lite event for 2020.

We may just have pulled it off as we host a nice big party to celebrate the end of Lockdown 🎉😎🌈🎸🍾
Sorry to those missing out and our absent UK and Jersey mates 😢. We are full so please don’t just turn up speculatively.
Croutefest 2021 will be back as per usual next Summer solstice.

18/06/2020

Rumours are circulating Guernsey like wildfire that Torteval Rave Machine’s first action of 2020 is imminent... Stay tuned!!