Green Grump for Hire

04/11/2024

My party crashing schedule is filling up! If you want GG as a surprise guest of honor you better give me a ring a ding ding ☎️

18/09/2024

Did someone say Christmas?!

31/12/2023

Me and the fat guy wish you a happy and healthy new year! Can’t wait to see you next holiday season for some party crashing! Save me the gizzard!

💚G

26/12/2023

Merry Christmas and stuff.💚

14/12/2023

Clearly I am the guest of honor! Nevermind that other guy!💚

Come and join us this Sunday!

We also have Nuggy Bug face painting joining us.

10/12/2023

The place is fantastic! I may have made a few small children cry..tears of joy I’m sure✅

06/12/2023

I’ve been invited to this special toy store. Maybe I’ll get an award of some sort.
Hope to see you there! I love talking about myself.

💚G

📸 Look at this post on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/r/Jyiqv63d7NTm1X2s/?mibextid=WC7FNe

25/10/2023

So many parties to crash, so little time!💚

20/12/2022

I’ve been the guest of honor (party crasher) at a few holiday events so far! It’s been fantastic! This little one here was talking my ear off!

17/12/2022

I’ve been invited to be the Holiday Cheer Meister!  Actually, I’m just going to crash a party ,but at least I won’t come empty-handed!

01/12/2022

It's December 1st!!!! It's time to steal Christmas gifts!!! Errr... I mean, spread Christmas joy! Invite me to your Christmas parties and I will do just that! Afterall, I AM the Cheermeister. I have a crown and everything. 👑

04/12/2021

Judging an ugly sweater contest last night…

28/11/2021

When they dedicate an entire parade to the Holiday Cheer Meister of course I have to make an appearance!

05/11/2021

Me when I get invited to a party…

So far a have a few to crash this year!🎄

03/11/2021

I’m told I’m very photogenic. What do you think?

28/09/2021

03/01/2021

Welp... I guess no body wanted to spend a little quality time with me this year. I suppose I’ll just focus on more self care and stuff. 💚🤪

25/12/2020

Me and my ol’ pal want to wish you a Merry Christmas...I suppose.🌲💚😉

06/12/2020

Meet Mr. Grump. He is thrilled to start distance learning for these little whobie whaties tomorrow.

24/11/2020

COME ON!?! No TP again!?!
Don’t let this holiday season keep you down in the dumps! I can brighten up anyone’s Holiday! Just save me the gizzard!

15/11/2020

I was told these "kindness rocks" are littering the streets. I feel I should do my part. I mean...doesn't that mug make you feel all toasty inside?

25/10/2020

You have NO IDEA!!?! how difficult it’s been to maintain my figure during this pandemic!
But alas, as you can see, my lack of work has REALLY paid off! I’ll be barge-shape ready to entertain you this holiday season! You better hurry though! My ssssschedule is filling up fast!!!

💚- G Man

16/04/2020

I’m feeling the Quarantine 15... 😣
I better throw around some weights. This figure doesn’t happen on its own!

04/03/2020

What do I do on my downtime? I like to read books about self loathing. A friend recommended this one to me. It’s not really my thing, but I am intrigued. I may turn over a new leaf!🤔

Nah!😏

22/01/2020

Just me and Max planning our evil shenanigans for next Christmas!🤣🤣🤣