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The offending bottle that did not make it to Australia…..
11/09/2023

The offending bottle that did not make it to Australia…..

El Chapo with his latest international haul, safely home after a close encounter with Fijian Security Officials. Details...
11/09/2023

El Chapo with his latest international haul, safely home after a close encounter with Fijian Security Officials. Details are limited, but it is believe to involve an excessive amount of Kava being carried onto a plane, a bottle of hot sauce being confiscated and being used to tease Security Team members!🤔😆😎👍🍻🍷🥂

Details are starting to emerge, but after an extensive search and rescue mission, after a big night on the drink, some o...
03/07/2023

Details are starting to emerge, but after an extensive search and rescue mission, after a big night on the drink, some one ended up at a Kave party and passed out on the beach. He is now resting, feeling very sick and sorry for himself. All authorities have now been stood down and the necessary apologies made for any inconvenience and worry caused……

*NEWSFLASH*So someone turned up this morning looking very sick & sorry for themselves.
03/07/2023

*NEWSFLASH*
So someone turned up this morning looking very sick & sorry for themselves.

El Chapo’s giant cousin is now on the scene!🤔😳
03/07/2023

El Chapo’s giant cousin is now on the scene!🤔😳

More of El Chapo’s family are looking for him!
03/07/2023

More of El Chapo’s family are looking for him!

More appeals from another of El Chapo’s relatives
03/07/2023

More appeals from another of El Chapo’s relatives

El Chapo’s law abiding Brother,  Señor Operato has put out a plea for help for any information regarding the location of...
03/07/2023

El Chapo’s law abiding Brother, Señor Operato has put out a plea for help for any information regarding the location of El Chapo!

02/07/2023

*NEWSFLASH* After an all night bender, El Chapo has gone missing! Authorities have been notified & an international Search & Rescue had been dispatched!😳😳😩😢

Finished off with a Fiji bitter, now I might have a little rest…..
02/07/2023

Finished off with a Fiji bitter, now I might have a little rest…..

Right, now I’ve found the good stuff, Over Proof Jack Daniels Rye Whiskey, I’m a getting into it before anyone comes hom...
02/07/2023

Right, now I’ve found the good stuff, Over Proof Jack Daniels Rye Whiskey, I’m a getting into it before anyone comes home!

Onto the Frangelico, what could possibly wrong from here!
02/07/2023

Onto the Frangelico, what could possibly wrong from here!

Hahaha, now I’ve found a bottle of Cab Sav from Chille!
02/07/2023

Hahaha, now I’ve found a bottle of Cab Sav from Chille!

Didn’t get invited to go Zip lining, thought I might a have a couple of drinks instead, enjoying some Fiji Bitter!👍🍻
02/07/2023

Didn’t get invited to go Zip lining, thought I might a have a couple of drinks instead, enjoying some Fiji Bitter!👍🍻

There’s limited wifi, so waiting to go Zip Lining hopefully. Haven’t been invited on any other tours yet……
29/06/2023

There’s limited wifi, so waiting to go Zip Lining hopefully. Haven’t been invited on any other tours yet……

26/06/2023

The sound of a rubber chicken near drowning is horrific, 😥😳

So it turns out El Chapo is not good at swimming
26/06/2023

So it turns out El Chapo is not good at swimming

So after being unceremoniously jammed in a suitcase, multiple plane journeys & 20 hours later, it turns out I’ve arrived...
26/06/2023

So after being unceremoniously jammed in a suitcase, multiple plane journeys & 20 hours later, it turns out I’ve arrived in a resort! In Fiji! Far better than an attempted kidnapping which I thought was going on. Beautiful!

Hold on, this isn’t business class! WTF!🤔😡🤬
24/06/2023

Hold on, this isn’t business class! WTF!🤔😡🤬

Further signs that travel is afoot…..🤔
24/06/2023

Further signs that travel is afoot…..🤔

23/06/2023

There seems to be some activity around the homestead today with rumours of overseas travel occurring. Quite interesting, as overseas travel used to be my forte!🤔😎😆

Some chequered history, it’s in the past now.
20/06/2023

Some chequered history, it’s in the past now.

As the Mexican Navy continues the hunt for fugitive Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman, hundreds of people have been forced to flee the Golden Triangle, the Sinaloa C...

El Chapo rockin out!👍🍻😆
09/04/2023

El Chapo rockin out!👍🍻😆

El Chapo is unstoppable!
09/04/2023

El Chapo is unstoppable!

El Chapo rocking out at the Bluesfest with 19 twenty. Front & centre as usual!
07/04/2023

El Chapo rocking out at the Bluesfest with 19 twenty. Front & centre as usual!

Meeting the locals
07/04/2023

Meeting the locals

I’m not sure how friendly these locals are with an ex international drug smuggler chicken, perhaps that’s why he’s behin...
06/04/2023

I’m not sure how friendly these locals are with an ex international drug smuggler chicken, perhaps that’s why he’s behind bars.

After a harrowing & tortuous few weeks El Chapo is having a well deserved break, chilling out & now rocking out with the...
06/04/2023

After a harrowing & tortuous few weeks El Chapo is having a well deserved break, chilling out & now rocking out with the one, the only, The Angels!

*Breaking News* Hostage photo of El Chapo are starting to emerge!
05/04/2023

*Breaking News* Hostage photo of El Chapo are starting to emerge!

Photos are starting to emerge of El Chapo’s kidnapping ordeal!
05/04/2023

Photos are starting to emerge of El Chapo’s kidnapping ordeal!

Living free, wind in the feathers!🏍️🏍️
05/04/2023

Living free, wind in the feathers!🏍️🏍️

A quick update, I received this link from an anonymous source today. It would appear s**t is getting here.https://www.yo...
16/03/2023

A quick update, I received this link from an anonymous source today. It would appear s**t is getting here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtgSJDeckPM&list=WL&index=13
P.S. ignore any ads you see on here, I have no way of knowing how to stop them

The Mexican government has released dramatic video coverage of the raid by soldiers on a house that led the arrest of the world's most wanted drug boss, Joaq...

15/03/2023

Support has been pouring in for El Chapo from all around the country with jigsaws & number plates supporting the free El Chapo movement.👍🙏✊🏼💪🏿🍻

14/01/2023

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