El Chapo’s Adventures

11/09/2023

The offending bottle that did not make it to Australia…..

11/09/2023

El Chapo with his latest international haul, safely home after a close encounter with Fijian Security Officials. Details are limited, but it is believe to involve an excessive amount of Kava being carried onto a plane, a bottle of hot sauce being confiscated and being used to tease Security Team members!🤔😆😎👍🍻🍷🥂

03/07/2023

Details are starting to emerge, but after an extensive search and rescue mission, after a big night on the drink, some one ended up at a Kave party and passed out on the beach. He is now resting, feeling very sick and sorry for himself. All authorities have now been stood down and the necessary apologies made for any inconvenience and worry caused……

03/07/2023

*NEWSFLASH*
So someone turned up this morning looking very sick & sorry for themselves.

03/07/2023

El Chapo’s giant cousin is now on the scene!🤔😳

03/07/2023

More of El Chapo’s family are looking for him!

03/07/2023

More appeals from another of El Chapo’s relatives

03/07/2023

El Chapo’s law abiding Brother, Señor Operato has put out a plea for help for any information regarding the location of El Chapo!

02/07/2023

*NEWSFLASH* After an all night bender, El Chapo has gone missing! Authorities have been notified & an international Search & Rescue had been dispatched!😳😳😩😢

02/07/2023

Finished off with a Fiji bitter, now I might have a little rest…..

02/07/2023

Right, now I’ve found the good stuff, Over Proof Jack Daniels Rye Whiskey, I’m a getting into it before anyone comes home!

02/07/2023

Onto the Frangelico, what could possibly wrong from here!

02/07/2023

Hahaha, now I’ve found a bottle of Cab Sav from Chille!

02/07/2023

Didn’t get invited to go Zip lining, thought I might a have a couple of drinks instead, enjoying some Fiji Bitter!👍🍻

29/06/2023

There’s limited wifi, so waiting to go Zip Lining hopefully. Haven’t been invited on any other tours yet……

26/06/2023

The sound of a rubber chicken near drowning is horrific, 😥😳

26/06/2023

So it turns out El Chapo is not good at swimming

26/06/2023

So after being unceremoniously jammed in a suitcase, multiple plane journeys & 20 hours later, it turns out I’ve arrived in a resort! In Fiji! Far better than an attempted kidnapping which I thought was going on. Beautiful!

24/06/2023

Hold on, this isn’t business class! WTF!🤔😡🤬

24/06/2023

Further signs that travel is afoot…..🤔

23/06/2023

There seems to be some activity around the homestead today with rumours of overseas travel occurring. Quite interesting, as overseas travel used to be my forte!🤔😎😆

20/06/2023

Some chequered history, it’s in the past now.

As the Mexican Navy continues the hunt for fugitive Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman, hundreds of people have been forced to flee the Golden Triangle, the Sinaloa C...

09/04/2023

El Chapo rockin out!👍🍻😆

09/04/2023

El Chapo is unstoppable!

07/04/2023

El Chapo rocking out at the Bluesfest with 19 twenty. Front & centre as usual!

07/04/2023

Meeting the locals

06/04/2023

I’m not sure how friendly these locals are with an ex international drug smuggler chicken, perhaps that’s why he’s behind bars.

06/04/2023

After a harrowing & tortuous few weeks El Chapo is having a well deserved break, chilling out & now rocking out with the one, the only, The Angels!

05/04/2023

*Breaking News* Hostage photo of El Chapo are starting to emerge!

05/04/2023

Photos are starting to emerge of El Chapo’s kidnapping ordeal!

05/04/2023

Living free, wind in the feathers!🏍️🏍️

16/03/2023

A quick update, I received this link from an anonymous source today. It would appear s**t is getting here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtgSJDeckPM&list=WL&index=13
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The Mexican government has released dramatic video coverage of the raid by soldiers on a house that led the arrest of the world's most wanted drug boss, Joaq...

15/03/2023

Support has been pouring in for El Chapo from all around the country with jigsaws & number plates supporting the free El Chapo movement.👍🙏✊🏼💪🏿🍻

14/01/2023