Are you fresh or idiot (kinki) enough for this tee?
Don’t miss out on this limited run of high grade STYLE.
100% of people who have bought this have had their lives and mental cleanliness VASTLY IMPROVED by this fashion upgrade
Head to our shop to purchase 🐟
Design by our head idiot (kinki) @fidgettheartist
#independentartist #tshirt #alternativedesign #sentientrash
The sounds of the resin process will never fail to make our spines tingle!
Here’s @fidgettheartist finishing her muntjac deer skull. The iridescence always looks particularly stunning at golden hour ☀️
P.S Did you know male muntjacs have evolved actual FANGS?!
If muntjacs evolved to have antlers, their petite size would cause them to get stuck in the bushes. Instead, they spar over females using their fangs!
#resincasting #asmr #muntjac #sentientrash
AHA! So thats why SHRIMP IS BUGS
Have you seen @fidgettheartist fidgettheartist ‘s curious shrimp tail keychains? They are fun to play with and you’ll literally never loose your keys again.
DM to order!
Bespoke Mantis harness by @leonardcondemine
#pvc #keychain #shrimp #shrimpisbugs #sentientrash
We’ve cancelled our business meeting this week to play SPOON OF DESTINY
To play SOD at home, all you need is:
Two people, three bowls, two spoons, one pile of a granular or powdered substance and one stopwatch.
Please feel free to send us your videos. We would love to see the mess .
PS @fidgettheartist is a dirty cheat
#partygames #spoonofdestiny #artlabel #sentientrash
Creating a paper flower, one petal at a time! 🌸✂️
These sounds are given us HowToBasic vibes, anyone else?
Thank you @fidgettheartist for lending us your green fingers!
#PaperFlowers #DIYDecor #crafttutorial #sentientrash
Guiball - Full video on our page
Guiball (Green Wing) - World Championship Semi Finals
Here is a short montage of the last world championship semi final of Guiball.
Big thanks to all the amazing athletes involved, I hope we all meet across a parish again soon.
Here are the complete rules to Guiball so you too can set up a world championship semi final match.
Terminology -
Stickle = Ball
Parish = Pitch
Maison = Goal
Ooberquay = Bounce limit
Topmiler = Headbasket & player
Blockfister = Player (stickle handler / blocker)
Cleft Mitten = Glove thrown into play
Geometric = Dice thrown into play
Loading = Having a stickel or geometric inside the topmiler
Clapper = One game (first to 5 points)
Fouls -
- Over ooberquay
- Topmiler handling or kicking stickle or geometric
- Blockfister throwing from inside a maison into topmiler
- Maison called unloaded
- Stickle or blockfister outside of the parish
Plays -
Classical Heist – When a team fouls the ref can stop play and enforce a classical heist. This means that one topmiler must lay down on the ground and is effectively out of play until the non-fouling team has a loaded topmiler.
Fat Chalet – the same as a classical heist but when a team has a geometrically loaded topmiler every topmiler of the fouling team must lie down and be out of the game until the non-fouling team scores a maison or gets loaded with either the stickle or the geometric again
Geometric Loading – The geometric is randomly thrown into play by the ref, the first team to load it into one of their topmilers wins ‘Geometric Loading’, the game continues. If the geometrically loaded team scores a maison then they get an additional point. If the other team foul then the classical heist becomes a fat chalet.
Emmantal Loop – A cleft mitten is randomly thrown into play by the ref, the first blockfister to put it on wins an emmantal loop. The game is stopped, the mitten wearing player and a top miler of their team get into a crouching position 3 meters from each other and the mitten wearing player gets a free throw of the stickle
Orthod
Happy New Year! We want to say a huge thanks to all of the artists and musicians who got involved last year and to everyone who came out to the shows and supported us. We had an amazing first year and we are very excited about what we can achieve together in the future. Here is some footage of some shrimps dancing to @buffoswake at our last event of 2023. Big Love. See you soon! xx
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