The Wooden Ladle

11/10/2023

Our menus for Samhain Nights 2023 at Cerren Ered in Tennessee! October 26-29th! We’re so excited!!🥰

08/03/2023

It is with a heavy heart that me must announce a hiatus of our food and vending services for 2023. We have found ourselves getting older and with extremely demanding full-time careers.

We ask that all of our 2023 contracts be lifted with compassion and understanding. We really did not want this, but life gets in the way and we are needing to take care of ourselves now.

Thank all of y’all for the past 9 years of your love, patronage and support.🥰

Much gratitude and love!!

Woren and Lyle Superlaw Case

05/12/2022

Supporting folks we believe in post:
Today we attended the soft opening of Aethereal Ablyss, a group of Western NC DJ’s, Artists and Performers. It’s in warehouse type space at Smileys Flea Market and has an old school secret rave vibe to it. A space for artists, knowledge sharing and good folks.

https://www.facebook.com/AE.Ablyss?mibextid=LQQJ4d

Performance and event venue

10/10/2022

Viking style wedding we catered this weekend. No power, had to fjord a creek to get there, it was amazing.

05/05/2022

As we head into Mother’s Day weekend, yours truly will be cooking for our upcoming festival next weekend: May Moon Magic!! 🌜🧚‍♂️🌛

We are SUPER excited and can’t wait to see the faces of our Phamily!! 🐉🧝‍♂️🧙🏻‍♀️🫶

Love y’all! Woren & Law 🥰

07/03/2022

Adventures of the Wooden Ladle, the saga continues.
We returned better than ever to the foam fighting event Orc Wars hosted by EastWind Castle this weekend. It was a superior and much needed gathering.

02/03/2022

We’ve been cooking up a “storm” to feed a HORDE!!! And we couldn’t be happier!

Tomorrow morning, our world becomes a little more familiar… we’re back on the road to Eastwind Village in SC for Under Siege: Orc Wars V!!!

12/02/2022

Transparent and cordial communications with the largest foam fighting event in the U.S.

18/01/2022

The Wooden Ladle mission statement:
To provide nourishing food.
We will not participate in the division of humans.

And every statement of this poem:

Your Mother and my Mother by the Persian poet Hafiz.

Fear is the cheapest room in the house
I would like to see you living
In better conditions,
for your mother and my mother
Were friends.

I know the Innkeeper
In this part of the universe.
Get some rest tonight,
Come to my verse tomorrow.
We’ll go speak to the Friend together.

I should not make any promises right now,
But I know if you
Pray
Somewhere in this world-
Something good will happen. God wants to see
More love and playfulness in your eyes
For that is your greatest witness to Him.

Your soul and my soul
Once sat together in the Beloved’s womb
Playing footsie.
Your heart and my heart
are very, very old
Friends.
Hafiz

Do not bother contacting us if your event requires showing documents.

20/06/2021

Todays travels of The Wooden Ladle led to a local site that is an internet urban legend. The Mystery of Kutchie’s Key Lime Pie.
Video and background links in the comments.

27/05/2021

We are pleased to announce that we have partnered with Come Try Larp to provide our nourishing noms and nurturing love at this exclusive event! We sure hope y’all will join us in Compton, KY in August!

CTL National Championship Tourney - Guess the fighter edition.

Admission is $50. Tickets are on early bird for $40 until June 25th. Price will move to regular until 10 days before the event. 10 days before the event or at gate will be $60.

Event activities:
-Singles Tourney (Single Short, Sword and board, Open)
-5v5 Tourney
-Archery Tourney
-24 hour ditch with 4 sets of lights
-There are 3 waterfalls on the property with tons of hiking

We are extremely excited to have partnered with The Wooden Ladle as our food vendor. There will be late night pizza available and concessions.

This is a primitive site. However, there are some perks. A brand new road and parking area. 14 Toilets with 7 hand washing stations. Toilets will be cleaned Saturday morning. 4 4,000Watt lights for night ditching. These tournaments will be recorded in 120fps from 3 different angles as well with a 1k fps camera. Post production will be unlike anything the world of foam has. All footage will be made available for editing as well as any edited footage made in house will be made available watermark free. The edit will be done in boxer commentary format and broadcast like a show.

There will be two shuttle trips to site. One at 6p EST on Thursday the 19th and one at 1p EST on Friday. Your flight should arrive 1 hour before then. Shuttle includes pick up at airport, transportation to Archimedes dungeon. You can relax in the breakroom or fight others if they are there. It's a neat place, you will not get easily bored. Then at the designated times or when the last person arrives for the trip, you will depart for the site. There will be a trip back arriving at the airport at 2pm Sunday or 9 am Monday. Once we have all tickets sold we can adjust times to alleviate any unnecessary waits at the airport.

Registration is at this link.
https://cometrylarp.com/come-try-larp-tournament/

Please note, the tickets are on the block-chain. When you register your ticket you have to enter your country code "+1". If you get an error message, this is why.

Expand pic for location. Campton, KY.

11/04/2021

Adventures in Sourdough Scones continue! This week, our (Florida) customer not only has dietary restrictions, but has chronic pain made worse by refined sugars. So, it’s honey to the rescue.

Presenting: Gluten-Free ‘VEGAN’ Blueberry Orange Coconut Sourdough Scones made with local honey. Accompanying garnishes include Gluten-Free Granola Drops and Toasted Coconut.

Mother’s Day is approaching quick! Contact us for your special flavor combination for MOM!!

Our scones are made fresh when ordered, and are $4 each. Local (Hendersonville, NC) pick-up/delivery is always free! Shipping is available, and rates are based on USPS Flat Rate Boxes.

17/03/2021

This week, we shipped our Sourdough Scones to Ohio, Alabama and the North Carolina coast!!
Shipping is reasonable and you receive all accompanying garnishes, too!

Easter is approaching fast... Mother’s Day even faster!! Get your orders in now!! 🥰💜

Mocha Mint Chip, GF Banana French Toast and Pineapple Upside Down Cobblestone Muffins!!

Scones are $4 each. Shipping is additional, obviously. To place an order, please contact us at [email protected] to discuss details. We accept cash and PayPal.

https://www.paypal.me/thewoodenladle