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04/06/2023

We would like to thank who showed up for the 5th year at HonkiesOnRiver, I would like to also say,this was the record year in several categories, #1 awesome record crowd (yall),their was only 2 known so far going to jail,the citations was less than half of last year, and as far as i know,i seen ZERO FIGHTS,and in case u didn't notice,it was over a mile long of boats lined up on the island,with all that being said,their was the negatives,this year on the north end,was trash,lots of s**t was picked from folks that left behind, their was folks throwing chairs (metal) in the fire,tons of cans in the fire,and left broken canopys,tents,and just s**t everywhere,and also that s**t show of the Grand finale,that was not what it was suppose to be,that's not what has been done traditionally in the pass,and it will NEVER happen again,never ever....I walked the island,and sit down with lots of folks,and asked their opinions about it,everyone said the same thing,even the guys said that is was to hard-core,never ever will go down like that again.....for anyone that was their for their 1st time,don't let that s**t show get to you,or think negatives about the event,I can assure you,it hasn't never happen that way before,and it never will again.....thank you all for coming and showing support...except the ones that left their s**t piled up....yall eats dicks,and I don't mean the restaurant





special Thanks to all the sponsors,the small team we put together to make this happen,and the folks that drove so far to see us!!!!

Passed out on the sandbar it was a successful event stay tuned......
04/06/2023

Passed out on the sandbar it was a successful event stay tuned......

Freshly taken this morning,the island is ready for   Racing to the left,party to the right.....it all goes down tomorrow...
02/06/2023

Freshly taken this morning,the island is ready for Racing to the left,party to the right.....it all goes down tomorrow, for the biggest HonkiesOnRiver yet to come....everyone be in safe travels,take ya time in the rivers....see yall soon

BRING TRASH BAGS
PACK IT IN,PACK IT OUT
YALLS ACTIONS THIS YEAR DETERMINES NEXT YEAR

TENT CAMPING IS HIGHLY HIGHLY SUGGESTED

ZERO TOLERANCE FOR FIGHTING

THIS EVENT IS JUNE3RD2K23 Boats&Hoes Shuttle Service is ready to give you a ride to the island,if you don't have a boat,...
01/06/2023

THIS EVENT IS JUNE3RD2K23

Boats&Hoes Shuttle Service is ready to give you a ride to the island,if you don't have a boat,the time schedule is PINNED at top of page "no open containers on boat"
BRING TRASH BAGS

TIPS FOR RIDE WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED

Ed Jones Ramp
Arrive. Departs.
10:30a 10:40a
11:30a. 11:40a
01:00p. 01:10p
02:00p. 02;10p

Ride back to ramp start at 6:45p

THIS EVENT IS JUNE3RD2K23 For anyone that doesn't have a boat,and wants to go to island,the shuttle boat will be a 18ft ...
31/05/2023

THIS EVENT IS JUNE3RD2K23

For anyone that doesn't have a boat,and wants to go to island,the shuttle boat will be a 18ft express,with everything needed to be legal,it will run on a strict schedule,and be picking folks up at Ed Jones boat ramp on boat ramp road Halls,Tn,NO OPEN CONTAINERS ON BOAT it will be for a round trip ride,their n back ....the schedule is as follows:::...TIPS FOR RIDE IS GREATLY APPRECIATED

At ramp 10:30am-10:40am
At ramp 11:30am-11:40am
At ramp 1:00pm-1:10pm
At ramp 2:00pm-2:10pm

Leaving the island starts at 6:45pm back to ramp

4 days away,look at that forcast for Sat
29/05/2023

4 days away,look at that forcast for Sat

26/05/2023

Here we go,yall asked for it,now we got the s**t,gotta be their to win... june3rd2k23



Special thanks to all of the sponsors for this year's event,and the many many more of the inquiries that we had,all thes...
23/05/2023

Special thanks to all of the sponsors for this year's event,and the many many more of the inquiries that we had,all these guys rock,and has helped us,put on,what we believe,that's gonna be the biggest year ever....

We will have these available on the island only,june3rd2k23, they will be $2 each or 3 for $5,your choice
23/05/2023

We will have these available on the island only,june3rd2k23, they will be $2 each or 3 for $5,your choice

20/05/2023

Looks like everybody is ready for this Iil shin dig.....all goes down June3rd2k23



**tshow

Only 20 made in the world,first 20 to sign up,will get the shirt,just for entering
18/05/2023

Only 20 made in the world,first 20 to sign up,will get the shirt,just for entering



This week's sponsored by,Butt Burners BBQ,Ripley Tn.... Josh McDaniel Hicks will be live on the island,serving all his g...
15/05/2023

This week's sponsored by,Butt Burners BBQ,Ripley Tn.... Josh McDaniel Hicks will be live on the island,serving all his goodies,from 11:30 till he runs out,yall be sure to come by and get ya a sandwich by the river

I can't stress to yall enough,make sure u have everything needed for your boat to be legal, if unfamiliar look it up per...
11/05/2023

I can't stress to yall enough,make sure u have everything needed for your boat to be legal, if unfamiliar look it up per TWRA boating regulations,they will be around,mainly checking random boats that will be COMING OUT of river,if you are drinking any at all,TENT CANPING IS HIGHLY SUGGESTED,it's not worth the risk of getting hurt or someone else hurt,and go through all the things that come with it. MAKE SMART DECISIONS

08/05/2023

If u can't bring this kinda engery, why show up,

Special shoutout to Mr.Jones for the 500 koozies....first 500 on sand bar,come see the wizard

Getting lots of questions about the trip....we have 3 boat ramps that can be used,the traditional ramp is the 44mile run...
08/05/2023

Getting lots of questions about the trip....we have 3 boat ramps that can be used,the traditional ramp is the 44mile run,then their is a halfway ramp,which is around 20ish miles,then we have the big ramp,which is around 2 miles to the island,the choice is up to you which ramp u wanna do,I do suggest all big big boats,and and all fiberglass boats,use the big ramp.....pin drops will be in comments

For the Arkansas guys,their is a ramp in Osceola,AR it is about 25mile trip up river to the island......for people on Missouri side,their is a ramp in Caruthersville,MO that is about 20miles down river to the island...

05/05/2023

Here it is,the biggest boat gathering in the south,lots lots more to come,be sure to follow 731Tillers,ever detail get posted their first,this is the 5th year,and should be the best year,it's up to YALL to share and make it bigger than ever.






05/05/2023

We don't want to hear people complain about it being to far.........as of right now we got folks coming from New York

LIKE, FOLLOW AND SHARE THE PAGE GET THE WORD OUT BIGGEST SAND BAR PARTY ON THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER 🔥 🔥 🔥

03/05/2023
This week's spotlight sponsor,we'd like to thank Jackson Offroad in Jackson Tn,for being this week's sponsor highlight.....
03/05/2023

This week's spotlight sponsor,we'd like to thank Jackson Offroad in Jackson Tn,for being this week's sponsor highlight.....go see Steve Sweat for anything offroad located 1082 Bypass US-45 N, Jackson, TN

Boys in Louisiana showed out this weekend at Zona Offroad Park with our very own Trey Jones pulling 2nd place from West ...
24/04/2023

Boys in Louisiana showed out this weekend at Zona Offroad Park with our very own Trey Jones pulling 2nd place from West Tn his weldbilt was on 🔥

19/04/2023

LOOK HERE YOU S**THEADS LIKE, SHARE AND FOLLOW HONKIESONTHERIVER TO STAY UPDATED ON DATES AND GIVEAWAYS
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05/06/2022

Here it is!!! Tag everyone you know

05/06/2022

Drone footage coming soon

We want to thank everyone that came out and supported the s**tshow if it wasn't for yall we wouldn't be able to pull it ...
05/06/2022

We want to thank everyone that came out and supported the s**tshow if it wasn't for yall we wouldn't be able to pull it off............so share the page and be ready for the next year

Make it or be square!!!!!
04/06/2022

Make it or be square!!!!!

03/06/2022

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 T-MINUS PEOPLE GET THE BOATS RUNNING, PATCH THE HOLES, GET THE SIDE CHICKS, FORWARD CHICKS, BACKWARDS CHICKS, WIFE, EX WIFE, ALL 4 WIVES READY FOR THE S**T SHOW WEATHER IS GOING TO BE AWSOME...........🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

02/06/2022

Final countdown, don't forget your trash bags,good attitudes, and be responsible

Their will be plenty to eat,will be their till.he runs out,
19/05/2022

Their will be plenty to eat,will be their till.he runs out,




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