MC DENSY

01/12/2023

Hii Holiday ndio unaendanga ushago unapatana na ule Classmate wako alipatanga D-minus KCSE wewe ukiwa na A plain.

Unapata ako na bibi na watoto, ng'ombe za maziwa, ako na shamba analima, amefungulia bibi duka hapo centre, wako na kisiagi pia ako na nduthi mbili zinafanya bodaboda.

Wewe na Kung'ara yako, huna anything, nyumbani hata keja,car ni hire ,na kanairo nikuepa mama mboga kwa sababu ya madeni😂😂😂enda home 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

21/11/2023

Thanks sana for support nawapenda sana
niambie kitu

18/01/2023

Copied from Joshua Nthux Murithi who apparently copied from somewhere else:

I called a married lady who owed me money but she didn't pick my calls.

I called over ten times and still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home I sent her this message:

"Hello Madam, I'm not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that some girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big match and he just sat there watching. One of the girls managed to escape to his car and they drove off!"

After a few minutes, she called but I ignored the call. She kept calling and after 21 missed calls she sent a message:

"Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Do you know the girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart!"

I didn't respond. After another round of five unanswered calls she sent another message:

"I have your money! Please can we meet, so you tell me more?"

I replied, "Ok, but you need to MPesa me the money so that I can pass by a petrol station and refuel then pick you up and take you to the girl's house!"

Two minutes later, I checked my account balance and my money had been paid in full!

I switched off my phone and slept like a baby!
Hii Njaanuary inataka akili.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂.

18/01/2023

Mko ajy watu wangu..tujuane na location

14/01/2023

NAWAPENDA SANA

03/12/2022

HUSTLER fund imeingia yako umeipangia ajy😂

07/09/2022

24/05/2022

23/05/2022

GOODMORNING GREAT PEOPLE..WELCOME AT MASTER CAFE.MERU TOWN
MASTERS LOUNGE THREE STEERS BUILDING..
WEEKEND POA

23/05/2022

ITS YOUR BOY MC DENSY..WELCOME..DENSTAR ENTERTAINMENT EMPIRE..