17/03/2020
"Due to the current COVID19 situation, open mic comedy at The Foundry, The Itai, and the Fastlane will be postponed indefinitely until we learn more regarding the situation, but we hope to start up again as soon as possible.
Everyone be safe and smart in the meantime. Stay home. Watch a movie with the family. Hold your families close...well, don't if you're sick. If you are sick, then just pat them on the head with a really long stick or something from the other room, I guess. Watch Bubble Boy. Have you ever seen the movie Bubble Boy? Why isn't that movie trending right now?
Anyway, thank you to everyone for your continued support and don't die out there... unless you really want... wait, no... scratch that... just watch Bubble Boy. The movie isn't good, but what else are you going to do? Seriously?"