14/12/2024
**'Twas the Night Before Lost Souls**
'Twas the night before Lost Souls, and all through the land,
Brewster and Jason were plotting—this tour would be grand.
The prizes were packed for the raffles with care,
In hopes that the riders soon would be there.
Terry was resting, his hip on the mend,
While Matt cursed his job, "Why must shifts never end?"
But Brewster, undaunted, and Jason, the pro,
Prepared for a tour full of dark, festive glow.
The bus was adorned with a twinkle of lights,
Ready to roam through Chicago's dark nights.
From 13th Floor's horrors to Midnight's Terror's dark lair,
Each stop guaranteed a macabre affair.
Jello shots uncapped in hand,
To fuel all the laughter (as the night gets rowdy...exactly as planned).
With rainbow-haired Kirsten and her lively crew,
A new friend in tow for a haunting debut.
Alex returned, will this be his last tour?
It's great to see him, that is for sure.
John is aboard, his very first ride.
Carl and Tim will assure that he'll be glad that he tried.
In the front sat Kevin and Kim, as they do,
While Juan and the crew made the backseat a zoo.
"Feliz Navidad!" they sang with delight,
Their holiday cheer echoing deep through the night.
Scarah let loose her infamous scream,
While Pat searched his pockets (what’s this? A l**e cream?).
Eric and Lily, the new found fans,
Embarked on their journey around Chicagoland.
Mario brought beer that made Brewster cheer,
While Nancy stayed close, her intentions quite clear.
Andrea from Hayride, with tales to regale,
Joined the chaos aboard this haunted detail.
Billy and Bri, the life of the bash,
Were ready to party and make the night splash.
Eddie returned, a missed tour behind,
But made up for lost time with spirits unconfined.
To Berwyn they rolled, to The Outta Space,
Where chicken awaited (a heavenly taste).
The Ooozin' Ahhhs took the stage at midnight,
Their p***y serenades were quite a delight.
The clock struck one-thirty; the crowd began to fade,
But memories lingered of the magic they made.
Jason and Brewster raised drinks to the air,
“To Lost Souls Xmas, and those who dared!”
So hear Brewster exclaim, as they drove out of sight,
“Happy hauntings to all, and to all a wild night!”