DJ Biondo - Pants Too Tight Entertainment

28/06/2024

I was stuck in one mile of traffic for over an hour today as the result of an accident that shut down the entire area surrounding my equipment storage unit. For my part, I apologize for any inconvenience the cancellation of my show had on your days, folks. To the larger point, someone’s family experienced a tragedy today. Please hug someone you love.

I’m off July 4th. See you in two weeks, everybody.

25/04/2024

I’ll be away from my shows this week, but karaoke soldiers on in my absence. Everyone enjoy yourselves at CraftWorx Taproom Thursday and Red Rocks on Friday! See you next week!

19/01/2024

Pfft. That’s the sound of snow… and my DISMISSAL OF IT!! I’ll be at Red Rocks tonight.

12/01/2024

The sickness continues. I won’t be able to make it to Red Rocks tonight, everyone. I’ll be back to my regularly scheduled programming next week. Then I’ll be bright eyed, bushy tailed, wet snouted, and my paws will smell like Fritos!

11/01/2024

Called in sick to Craftworx today, folks. 48 hours and 3 hot showers wasn’t enough to kick this bug. See you next week!

09/03/2023

Sorry for the late notice. Karaoke cancelled tonight at Craftworx. Been trying to figure out a flat tire situation. Believe it or not, it’s more than ONE situation. See you next week, Thursday peeps.

14/12/2022

Craftworx karaoke is, as Genesis would say, “tonight, tonight, tonight, woah-oooooooh.”

Hopefully people show up, or I guess I’m just “throwing it all away.”

“…and that’s all.”

26/07/2022

This week only, CraftWorx Taproom karaoke is moved to Wednesday. See y’all tomorrow!

12/06/2022

To be socially responsible, it’s my job to tell everyone that I tested positive for Covid today. I probably got it on Thursday and worked with it on Friday without knowing.

I’ve sampled a few flavors of Covid in the past few years. This one has distinct notes of head throb early on with a rich torso fatigue on the back palate. Does not pair well with chocolate. Cold brew is still good

Look out for each other out there.

05/05/2022

Cinco de Mayo karaoke is happening at Craftworx todaaaaaay. As this holiday primarily celebrates a major Mexican victory over the French, I’ll be making fun of the French most of the show. Come for the drinks, stay for the SHADE.

17/03/2022

Craftworx Gainesville! 6-10pm. I’m wearing a green shirt to celebrate an allegorical holiday that even Catholics don’t quite understand… I mean… DRINK UP, NERDS!!!

21/02/2022

Heh. Dumb.

“To me, my DMX-Men!”

20/01/2022

A NEW show? In MY Gainesville? It’s more likely than you think.

Starts at 7pm, yo.

02/07/2021

Oh damn. Hijinx tonight. Set up a profile to request from your seat. DJ code: PANTS

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26/03/2017

Art's Tavern karaoke! I finally have some energy after dealing with this stupid plague. Come sing!

14/03/2017

It's 40 degrees, dudes, so karaoke carries on at Hard Times Manassas. If it accumulates at all, I shall dance nekkid in the Blizzard of Howling Fury.

08/03/2017

13 hats donated to making me look silly tonight. New record, doods!!

21/02/2017

Alex Trebek Reading The Rap Category Proves He Might Be The Best Rapper Alive

You're welcome...

Who knew Alex Trebek could flow?

28/01/2017

Neat!

24/01/2017

Gearing up for Hard Times Manassas karaoke. Sorry I've been so quiet recently. I'm dumb at remembering to do things. Also, Titanfall 2 is rotting my brain. Meh, worth it.

24/11/2016

ThePhipps is about to finish up a fantastic set at Brittany's. Then it's karaoke all night! Get here!

11/10/2016

We're playing a fun game at Hard Times Manassas karaoke. Try on Biondo's glasses and don't get a headache. Spoiler: No one wins!!! Yaaaaaaay!

05/09/2016

Dudes! Labor Day karaoke is a go! Hard Times Manassas is going to be the super hotness! I don't know exactly what that means, but it's true nonetheless.

30/08/2016

Monsters Inc - All Roz Scenes!

Second day of school and you already have to help your kid with homework? Put your Roz face away and come sing! Smokey Bones Woodbridge tonight. What's a Roz face, you ask?

only watch this if you have filed your paper work XD

30/08/2016

Hard Times Manassas karaoke AND BEYOND(o)!!