There's not like... a corporate hierarchy or anything. A Letter from the founder of Pants Too Tight Entertainment, a global leader in karaoke and DJ services"
Global? I work in the metro DC area. I'm pretty much, you know, just here. A Letter from DJ Biondo, who makes everything difficult"
That's not fair. "A Letter from that guy who should shut up and take a compliment when I'm trying to make h
im seem cooler than he actually is"
That was hurtful. "A Letter from GOOD, YOU IDIOT"
Am I self sabotaging my own page description? "You might want to see a psychiatrist for that..." Hi, I'm DJ Biondo, and I started Pants Too Tight Entertainment in November of 2012. I offer karaoke services to bars in the metro area and DJ services to private events wherever there is fun to be had. I bring my own personal blend of humor, hubris, and harrowing vocals to every show. I'll play for weddings, graduations, private house parties, or any other event you can think up. Message me for details! "That was a bit self-serving. Might want to tone it down a bit."
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