DJ Le'qute

30/08/2024

30/08/2024

YAH UNENGEVWAPARARA😅😅😅😅
ANOFANIRA AKAMBOGARA MUCAPETOWN CHETE HAKUNA KUMWE😅😅😅😅

Leeroy Lequte Lifa Mambo LE Qute

17/08/2024

SEVEN TYPES OF PEOPLE TO AVOID!

1. WHEELBARROW PEOPLE: This category of people are energy drainers and time wasters. Such people would always want you to do everything for them. They don’t care about your own good but only theirs. They believe it’s your problem to solve their problems. One terrible thing about “wheelbarrow” is that, after you have laboured to load it up, you will still have to labour to push before it moves.

Note: Wheelbarrow people are consumers of energy, time and resources.

2. MOSQUITO PEOPLE: This set of people are only interested in sucking goodies out of your life and injected poison in replacement. They are benefits seekers but will never add values to others. Mosquito people have nothing good to offer but always want to derive goodness from others. Here is one terrible thing about “Mosquitos”, they only sing around you whenever they want to suck your blood and give you malaria.

Note: Mosquito people only sing your praises when they have something to benefit from you, while they backbite and backstab you thereafter.

3. SCAFFOLDING PEOPLE: This category of people are glory seekers and takers. Just because they have helped you at one time or another, they would want to be god over your life. They want to always control you and dictate the directions of your life. They won’t want you to be free and shine on your own but to always be under them.

One good thing about “Scaffolding” is that it’s useful but it’s usefulness is for short-term purpose. It is dangerous to be kept for permanent purpose.

Note: You must know when the relevances of scaffolding people have started constituting nuisance to your personal development and progress. And at such a time, all you must do is to discard them without delay, if not, your star will never shine.

4. CROCODILE PEOPLE: This category of people are nothing but pretenders. They don't have good reasons or godly intentions for getting closer to you. They only get close to know your secrets and will possibly use whatever personal information they know about you against you at any slightest provocation or disagreement. Crocodile people are not pretenders, they are liars, backstabbers, gossipers and twaddlers.

Note: Crocodile people would pretend to gain your empathy and make you vulnerable to their attack thereafter.

5. CHAMELEON PEOPLE: This set of people are envious and full of jealousy. They are always in unhealthy competition with you. They pretend as if they are going the same direction with you but only to silently monitor your life's progress with evil and negative intentions. They are envious of your success and as a result enter into competitive jealousy with you. Chameleon people are friends that will neither support you nor celebrate your progress, but would always amplify your downfall and mistakes.

Note: A jealous and envious friend can go any length to sabotage your efforts, frustrate your plans and destroy your dreams.

6. NAYSAYER PEOPLE: This set of people are dream killers. They won't appreciate your dreams and they will never support it. They will tell you 1001 reasons why your dream is impossible. They won't see your efforts but will always capitalise on your failed attempts. They will always see your cup half-empty and not half-full. When you are working on solutions, they would be busy creating more problems for you. They are passion killers and hope drainers.

Note: Naysayer People don't have dreams, so they will neither appreciate your dream nor support it.

7. GARBAGE PUSHER PEOPLE: This category of people are the worst of them all. They don't have anything good to offer. Their lives are full of debris, dirtiness and trashes. They are carriers of bad and negative news. They are carriers and disseminators discouraging and demoralizing information. Anytime they surface, it means they have something negative to talk about. They a peddlers of unfortunate events and negative development.

Note: Garbage Pusher People are always the first set of people to twit, post and broadcast ungodly, unfortunate, unprofitable and heartbreaking information.

You know them on your list as I also have them on my list too

NOTE:

It is your sole responsibility to examine your life to really understand what categories of people you are surrounded with. Your life can only move in right directions the moment you associate with positive people and disconnect from negative people. Am I communicating?

16/08/2024

Kutotenga ndichiti chocolate but
Mbare Boys yazviita futi haa mahwinha😅😅😅

15/08/2024

Zviriko futi😅😅
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15/08/2024

Here lies the fresh grave of Mnangagwa’s latest victim, taken because there are not enough maternity theatres in Zimbabwe.

I have decided that I won’t let these women become just another statistic, we must name them, the world must know them!

Her name was Unotidaishe Gumbo.
She has joined the list of 2,500 pregnant women who die every year while giving birth in Zimbabwe.

The largest hospital in Zimbabwe only has one maternity theatre, built in 1977 by Ian Smith.
ZANUPF has never built a single maternity theatre at this hospital, even though it costs only US$37,000 to build one.

The Zimbabwean tyrant personally oversees the looting of public funds meant to build and maintain these maternity theatres and hospitals in general!
He runs a criminal network of crooks, fraudsters, and criminals who loot public funds from the Zimbabwean state using the tender system.

As a result, Zimbabwean pregnant women now go to South Africa to give birth, fearing death in Zimbabwe.
Seventy percent of the women giving birth at Musina Hospital in South Africa’s Limpopo province are Zimbabwean.

The fact that so many pregnant women, including Unotidaishe Gumbo, have died due to inadequate functional maternity facilities and resources is a damning indictment of the regime's priorities and corruption.

The stark contrast between the government's lack of investment in maternity care and the relatively low cost of building a maternity theater is particularly striking and highlights the extent to which public funds are being misused and diverted for personal gain by Mnangagwa and his crooks.

A Land Cruiser costs US$400,000 in Zimbabwe after all the taxes and kickbacks, one Land Cruiser could build ten maternity theaters.
Yet Mnangagwa has bought over 1,000 Land Cruisers for his goons!
It is sad, but that is the reality.

Please pray for Unotidaishe Gumbo’s soul and RESHARE.

15/08/2024

Shiri inobvuta rekeni sei 🤔 handina kurara ndichiedxa kubatanidza ??

14/08/2024

13/08/2024

DEAR YOUNG MAN,

The moment she says it's over, quickly get up and show her the door for her to use.

Don't go about begging her, if she threatens you that she wants to leave, give her a ride out of your heart.

After then, don't call, don't text, don't beg, just let her go.

Of course I'm not saying it's going to be easy but already earth is hard and you must learn to live in the hardiness.

That's what makes you a man, the ability to endure pain and walk through it until you come out victoriously.

Men are made out of pain, toughness and hardness... No pain no gain.

It's only when your soft heart is broken so many times that you will know how to manage and even teach others how to be strong.

Endure it, tolerate it, many men have been their before but they conquer.

If she's not interested in you anymore, no matter how much you love her still let her go and chest the pain.

Life move on.

Stop being a simp.

After then, she will expect you to beg, cry, call and text her, don't do that s**t, shock her to her bone marrow, let her be disappointed to the point where she begins to think that she was never important to you before.

Your silence and nonchalant behavior will send her to an emotional rollercoaster of low self esteem

Let her know that without her you can do absolutely well.

Man must have mind.

Learn to move on fast and stop being a slave to your fickle emotions.

Stay dangerous.

13/08/2024

You left your husband because he was cheating.

You have a kid or two.

So you divorced because you were so pained.

You left.

With the kids.

You started working hard to cater for your needs. You work so hard, but it isn't enough.

To meet up with the growing economic demands, you find a wealthy man. He is rich. You dont care. You need to pay fees for your kids as a strong, independent woman. You need to prove that it can be done. So you're dating a wealthy married man.
You are now a side chic.

Then, you begin to think of the side chics your husband has and why he has them.

You do not even question the morality. You begin to understand why. Maybe they've got kids too. Mouths to feed, life to live.

It doesn't make sense still.

So you call the married man when he is home, and he hides to shout at you for wanting to disturb his peace with his "wife" as you ought to know when he is home.

You think of your hurts.

You think of your consolation.

At least you had a husband who was fully yours. He cheats, but he was fully yours.

So you attempt to find out what is going on with him now, but he is married again to a younger woman.

After you make contact, he comes to visit you and the kids. He drops some money once a while. The new wife is in charge now...

You connect on old times. You even had s*x.

He leaves to his house to his wife. You're now dating two married men. Both of them are cheating on their wives.

And then you say life wasn't fair to you.

As bad as this may sound, it happens. It is the reality of our time.

Wise people learn from the mistakes of others.

Don't leave ur peaceful abode (marriage) because he cheats.

It rains every where.


Remember Love is beautiful 🌹

06/08/2024

5 THINGS AMERICAN MOVIES TEACHES US:

1. That Chinese have nothing better to do than

teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.

5 THINGS INDIAN MOVIES TEACHES US:

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one.

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.

The most hilarious one...
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

5 THINGS NIGERIA MOVIES TEACHES US: 🥱🥱😹

1. Nigerian movie has taught us that once a guy leaves to Lagos, he'll be rich when coming back.😆

2. Whenever thunder strikes, someone must shout "I will confess" and After the person confess, the next thing is to die.😶😶

3. When A rich prince and a poor village boy is dragging a girl, the rich prince is just fooling himself because the poor village boy will win.👉😂

4. When a poor boy is blowing a flute in the bush, it attracts the attention of the princess and she must fall in love.😆

5. Nigerian movie has taught us that madness starts with laughter.
😆
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02/08/2024

Ladies and gentlemen 🙂

August 😂

28/07/2024

I have nothing to say 😭😭😭

But the aim is to drive😩

25/07/2024

Why men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafes

Wife:
Where are you going?

Husband:
Watch the game at the pub.

Wife:
Why don't you watch it with me?

Husband:
I want to watch it with my friends.

Wife:
So I mean nothing to you?

Husband:
OK, OK. I am staying.

Wife:
Why is the goalkeeper in black?

Husband:
He is mourning his mother.

Wife:
The commentator how does he know all the names?

Husband:
It's his job.
Wife: There's a goal.

Husband:
No, it's an offside.

Wife:
What is offside?

Husband:
No, it's a goal. Just kidding.

Wife:
OK, but what is offside?

Husband: Offside is the name of the Coach.

Wife:
Where's the Coach?

Husband:
He is off the field.

Wife:
Why isn't he playing?

Husband:
No, he doesn't play. He changes the players and the game tactics.

Wife:
Tell me, is Maradona there?

Husband:
No, he dîed.

Wife:
Oh my God, how?

Husband:
He watched a game with his wife.

That's how the fight started and we have been trying since last Sunday to settle the matter!
😏😎
🦎🦎🦎

24/07/2024

Who betrayed you once will betray you a thousand times

There is no need to drink the whole sea to realize that it is salty🦎🦎🦎



Leeroy Lequte Lifa
Mambo LE Qute
STEREO POWER INTERNATIONAL

21/07/2024

Gara wandiudza zvese😅😅😅
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20/07/2024

Capetown 😅😅😅
@top fans

18/07/2024

Capetown 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Takananga pamaWorks

11/07/2024

📌A man slaughtered a big cow, lit the grill, and said to his daughter,
“Daughter, call our relatives, friends, and neighbors to eat with us... let us feast!"

His daughter took to the street and started shouting,
“Please help us put out a fire at my dad's house!"

After a few moments, a small group of people came out while the rest acted like they didn't hear the cry for help.s

Those who came ate and drank until late.

The stunned father turned to his daughter and said,
“The people who came I barely know, some I had never seen before. So, where are our relatives, friends, and neighbors?"

The daughter replied,
“Those who came out of their homes came to help us put out a fire in our house, not for the party. These are the ones who deserve our generosity and hospitality."

Conclusion:
Those who don’t help you during your struggle shouldn’t eat with you at your victory party!

11/07/2024

Dear parents What happened to being strict😥😔?



@top fansaMambo LE QuteeLeeroy Lequte LifaTSTEREO POWER INTERNATIONAL

09/07/2024

We don't want this kind of cucumber in Africa. I don't trust the other Gender 🤣🤣

@top fans

09/07/2024

THINGS THAT CAUSE REGRET AT OLD AGE

When younger, we make various choice's without the future in mind. Sometimes those choices bite us in our mid-life. These are some of the things one might regret when they're older.

1. Marrying the wrong person

When you're young, check your motives for marrying. Don't marry to copy your peers, or for social standing or out of pressure. Marry for love and companionship, marry the right person, marry your best friend. For if you marry the wrong person or for the wrong reasons, you will have to put up with that person the rest of your life. Things might get worse between you two; then depression, physical abuse, affairs, pain, shame, court cases, bitterness will define your mid-life years all because you chose the wrong one. Things will get worse when children are involved. Make the right choice of a spouse when you are young.

2. The opportunities you did not seize

When you are younger many doors will open, you will get many chances. Many young people let these opportunities go because of fear, laziness, or pride; yet well younger and with more energy is the best time to start a venture and a name for yourself. Some think the opportunities are too big for them. Take advantage of them or one day when you're older you will want to go back and grab those missed chances.

3. The bridges you burned

When we are younger, we care little for relationships, what most think about is getting money and moving up the ladder of success at all cost. Many use and trample on people to progress, they take relationships for granted, messing up bonds, sleeping with people for personal gain. But these bad actions will catch up with you ahead. When you will realize how empty life is without love and friends. When you will have success but no one around you or no one to trust you.

4.The child you aborted

You are a young lady, you get pregnant and you are scared. You take the aborting option quickly thinking of that moment then. But when you are much older, you will look back and wish you kept that baby. When you will be rich and successful you will wish that child you gave up on would be around to enjoy the fruits of your hard work. Being a single mother doesn't mean you can't make it in life or you can't find a man in future.

5. The child you rejected

Young man, you impregnated a woman, she told you she's pregnant with your child. You rejected her and the baby and ran. But years later when you're 50 something, you will wish you were responsible, you will wish you manned up and became a father to that child. You will see that child excel and become an adult but will have no claim to that grown child who you rejected from the beginning. You will regret being a Dead Beat Dad by choice

6. The marriage you destroyed

So you get married to your good fiance; the first months in marriage were good but shortly after, with your money and charm, you started having affairs. You became unfaithful. Your spouse begged you to stop, your children started hurting, your marriage was collapsing. One day when you are older, it will hit you how foolish you were to destroy the good marriage you had began to build for mere temporary thrills in affairs that did you no good. You will realize the damage you caused to your children and spouse.

7. The God you disowned

When you are much older you become wiser, God becomes more real as you see life in a more meaningful way. But don't wait to get older to start enjoying a relationship with God. Know God when you are young, build your future with God. Don't be a young rebel who runs back to God when age catches up.

8. The body you messed up

You have only one body to live with all your life. The ci******es, the alcohol you are abusing, the drugs you are taking, the unhealthy food you're consuming; all that will destroy you slowly. When you are 50 and lifestyle diseases catch up with you, you will wish you took care of your body when younger, that you exercised more; but now the damage is done.

9. The time you wasted

The time you are wasting when younger in worry, wrong relationships, laziness, being a couch potato, giving excuses and pursuing meaningless things; you will never get it back.

10. The dreams and talents you shelved

Are you talented when young; are there things you love to do and you are good at them? Nurture those talents, exploit them, don't give up even if you encounter set backs, don't give up on your dreams. If you give up, when you're older you will look at your peers who stuck to what they love and made it and think to yourself, "That could have been me". Pursue a career, study a course you love. Don't waste years of your life in a field that doesn't fulfill you.

11 The name you defamed

When you are older, a legacy is very important, the value of your name is crucial. You will ask yourself what is your reputation, what are you leaving behind? Your legacy is a sum total of your actions since youthful days. We write our biography by how we live life everyday. When you look back your path and you see the mud you threw at your own name, the shame you attracted and the little value you have added to the world; you will regret.

12. The wealth you threw away

Are you riding on good money during your productive years? Earning good money? Don't throw away that money in clubs, reckless living and wasteful shopping. Invest with that money, widen your revenue stream, make that money work for you and keep it safe to take care of you in your older years. Leave an inheritance for your loved ones so that you will never say "I wish I knew better"

13. The good love that got away

Is there that great person in your life loving you good? Don't push that person away, or else that person will walk out your life and you will never ever find someone that incredible and who connects with you all your life. It will torment you to grow older with thoughts of "What if I was still with that person?"

14 The parents you despised

When younger, it is easy to show contempt to your parents; what do your parent's know? They are old-fashioned, shady and small -minded. But your parents are still your parents whether you agree with them or not, whatever their style. Don't let your parent die or age separated from you, reconcile and make up. When you get older, you will realize why your parents wanted to be close to you. The older you get, the more you see the value.
Thanks for reading

To realize
The value of a sister or brother
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
Who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.

Remain blessed🙏❤️

05/07/2024

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️
Juggling Captain Pliez

Greetings Family & Friends please note that due to high tickets 🎟 sales we have changed the venue for the JUGGLING FAMILY CPT ALL BLACK 6TH ANNIVERSARY 🖤 To be held this coming Saturday 6 July 2024

Live Performances by Master H & Volts Jt , Capetown Finest Artists Deejayz & Mcz

We have moved to WOODSTOCK HALL for a bigger and better space to accommodate everyone.... All those who haven't purchased their tickets pliz do so to avoid disappointments as they are selling like hot buns 🙏 ......

https://computicket.com/event/juggling_family_6th_anniversary/a9fa1e03-eeec-49f5-8743-6f104c442b61

Let's Do This Again Like Every Year .... ALL BLACK EVERYTHING ⚫ 🖤

📌 WOODSTOCK HALL
📍113A Victoria Walk, Woodstock, Cape Town

:JugglingFamilyManagement.......

04/07/2024

🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

04/07/2024

Buy land in secret. Build the house in secret. Then do the house warming party with publicity.

Date in secret. Propose in private. Then marry in front of a crowd.

Let your haters only see your reality, never your vision, or you will have division.

In a game of chess, you don't speak. You just act. The only time that you ever speak when playing chess is to say checkmate.

Life is like chess. Don't broadcast your intentions. Act quietly. Keep achieving. Your achievements are your checkmate.
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30/06/2024

😭😭A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Do you want to come and bëãt me?

Me too, I'm looking for the guy who sent me this! 😆😆😳😳🕺🕺

🦎🦎🦎🦎

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

29/06/2024

An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the Pilot's cockpit, when he saw a book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS (Volume 1)

He opened the first (1st) page which said: "To start the engine, press the red button...". He did so, and the airplane engine started...

He was happy and opened the next page...:
"To get the airplane moving, press the blue button... "He did so, and the plane started moving at an amazing speed...

He wanted to fly, so he opened the third (3rd) page which said: To let the airplane fly, please press the green button... "He did so and the plane started to fly...

He was excited...!!

After twenty (20) minutes of flying, he was satisfied, and wanted to land, so he decided to go to the fourth (4th) page... and page four (4) says; "To be able to know how to land a plane, please purchase Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop!"

Moral Lesson

Never attempt anything without complete information

Half Education is not only dangerous but destructive!!! A word is enough for the wise.
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29/06/2024

Killed the first boyfriend with a hammer accusing him that he had infected her with HIV, the other boyfriend moved in she also killed him with a hammer Infront of her kids buried him in the same shallow grave she had buried the other boyfriend in her yard.

When her teenager drug addict son tried to get money for drugs from or he go to police about the two murders she also killed him and buried him in the same grave with two of her boyfriends
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@top fans

28/06/2024

These cars are for driving School!
Don't risk taking them home
After using them to learn how to drive and paying for your driving classes then you leave them at the school. Then go shop for a car of your choice which you'll drive with the experience and skills gained from them.
I don't know if ur getting the point 👉😉

Well; the post it not about car thou if u know u know😂😂