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DEAR YOUNG MAN,
The moment she says it's over, quickly get up and show her the door for her to use.
Don't go about begging her, if she threatens you that she wants to leave, give her a ride out of your heart.
After then, don't call, don't text, don't beg, just let her go.
Of course I'm not saying it's going to be easy but already earth is hard and you must learn to live in the hardiness.
That's what makes you a man, the ability to endure pain and walk through it until you come out victoriously.
Men are made out of pain, toughness and hardness... No pain no gain.
It's only when your soft heart is broken so many times that you will know how to manage and even teach others how to be strong.
Endure it, tolerate it, many men have been their before but they conquer.
If she's not interested in you anymore, no matter how much you love her still let her go and chest the pain.
Life move on.
Stop being a simp.
After then, she will expect you to beg, cry, call and text her, don't do that sh*t, shock her to her bone marrow, let her be disappointed to the point where she begins to think that she was never important to you before.
Your silence and nonchalant behavior will send her to an emotional rollercoaster of low self esteem
Let her know that without her you can do absolutely well.
Man must have mind.
Learn to move on fast and stop being a slave to your fickle emotions.
Stay dangerous.
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Why men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafes
Wife:
Where are you going?
Husband:
Watch the game at the pub.
Wife:
Why don't you watch it with me?
Husband:
I want to watch it with my friends.
Wife:
So I mean nothing to you?
Husband:
OK, OK. I am staying.
Wife:
Why is the goalkeeper in black?
Husband:
He is mourning his mother.
Wife:
The commentator how does he know all the names?
Husband:
It's his job.
Wife: There's a goal.
Husband:
No, it's an offside.
Wife:
What is offside?
Husband:
No, it's a goal. Just kidding.
Wife:
OK, but what is offside?
Husband: Offside is the name of the Coach.
Wife:
Where's the Coach?
Husband:
He is off the field.
Wife:
Why isn't he playing?
Husband:
No, he doesn't play. He changes the players and the game tactics.
Wife:
Tell me, is Maradona there?
Husband:
No, he dรฎed.
Wife:
Oh my God, how?
Husband:
He watched a game with his wife.
That's how the fight started and we have been trying since last Sunday to settle the matter!
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Funny African Proverbs
When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb
It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb
No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food - Zimbabwe Proverb
An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb
The anus doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South-African Proverb
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem- Ethiopian Proverb
A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb
No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb
It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum- Ghanaian Proverb
If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it -South-African Proverb
The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market - Nigerian Proverb
An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb - Ghanaian Proverb
The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay - Nigerien Proverb
If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there - Ugandan Proverb
There is no virgin in a maternity ward- Cameroonian Proverb
The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness. - Ugandan Proverb
A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles - Guinean Proverb
He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb
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