12/11/2017
5 Things Every Girl Is Told So She Becomes âShaadi Materialâ
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If youâre a girl of marriageable age in India, youâve probably had family and friends come up to you with tons of unsolicited advice. After all, once you hit the early twenties, you need to rank high on the âshaadimeterâ, right? But fear not, once youâve become âshaadi materialâ and a prized catch in the marriage market, youâll get a dulha, whoâll come on his white ghodi, and whisk you away into sunset. Or so they say.
Forget internet hacks that teach you how to increase your chances of getting matches on dating apps, these in-house matchmakers are one step ahead. They are out there to get you hitched and wonât relent till you âsettle downâ.
Here are 5 of the most common things every Indian girl is told so she becomes âshaadi materialâ.
Khaana achche se banana seekhlo. Silai, bunai bhi thoda seekh hi lo
Cooking, stitching and knitting are skillsets that add the maximum weight to your shaadiwala CV.
Jyaada oonchi aawaaz mein baat mat karo. Log kya kahenge?
Being soft-spoken is directly proportional to your sanskaar quotient. Also, speaking loudly is just so unladylike. So ssshhhh!
Make up-vake up mein bhi interest le liya karo
Want to impress the ladkewale in the very first meeting? Then head to the neighbouring Solaah Shringaar beauty parlour right away.
You must know sajna-savarna if you want to become âshaadi materialâYou must know
Ab jyada opinionated bhi mat bano
Because thereâs no âIâ in âdulhanâ. Opinions are for disgruntled college students, so how dare you have one? And even if you do, please keep them to yourself.
Saree pehenna aata hai? Yeh pant shirt sab bohat ho gaya
Another sure shot way of becoming the most desirable âshaadi materialâ around is to âstart dressing like a girlâ. How can you wear pants? Hawwwww. So switch to wearing a saree or a salwar kameez if you want to increase your chances of becoming someoneâs Mrs.
