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The House of Come-Ons We your erected representatives invite you to participate in our devilment of democratic debauchery Choose to join the chosen in the House of Come-Ons!

We your erected representatives invite you to participate in our devilment of democratic debauchery. Climb the greasy pole and get whipped within an inch of losing your seat as you learn that what goes up must come down. Newcomers are always welcome at the Private Members Bar but are advised to be aware of the appropriate 'safe' words otherwise all protest will be considered a sign of satisfaction

with our rule. Be aware that any 'voting' that may take place whilst present in the establishment will be for theatrical purposes only and will in no circumstances constitute a change of anything at all. The real business of power shall be executed under the cover of riotous entertainment courtesy of our range of puppet artists who maintain an illusion of a popular and burgeoning resistance in service to our needs. Its not a dystopia for the 1%, come and see what's so good we didn't want to share it!

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