25/11/2023
So now that we're past Thanksgiving, and it's culturally acceptable to listen to Christmas Music, I can finally share a couple thoughts that have been circulating in my head for the past few weeks, regarding... Mariah Carey.
Every year, by mid-October, the memes start going around. "Mariah has begun to thaw..." and others, painting her as the demon of the season, as if she herself bought the millions of copies of her Christmas album, and personally forced all the airplay and sales of "All I Want For Christmas Is You."
While I admit I've laughed at a few of these memes - mainly a few years ago when they first started appearing - there are two things that bug me about them.
First, there are a whole lot of people that claim AIWFCIY is a "bad song" - really? REALLY? You may be burnt out on hearing it, but it is absolutely not a bad song. In fact, it's widely recognized as the Last Great American Christmas Song... No new original song since has become so widely known, loved, and accepted as a standard. It's been covered by many artists in styles ranging from Pop-Punk, to Smoldering Ballad, and it holds up well no matter what genre it's being interpreted in. I've always considered that to be a hallmark of a great song.
To turn the perspective another way, I am COMPLETELY burnt out on both "Don't Stop Believing" and "Bohemian Rhapsody." I don't think I'll ever *want* to hear them again for the rest of my days - but inevitably, I do hear them. Sometimes I even have to play them myself. Do I "hate" them and call them "bad songs"? No - absolutely not. I'm sick of them, but I TOTALLY get why so many people love them and still want to hear them regularly. For many people, AIWFCIY is the same way, and I totally get that. But keep it real. People still want to hear it, because it's a great song. Especially in Mariah's original version. After 29 years of hearing it, I'm still picking out parts of the arrangement I hadn't noticed before. The piano part, the backup vocals, the drums... it's a masterpiece. Truly.
The second thought is that Mariah Carey has released a huge catalog of music. Her debut album alone, had four #1 hits! All in all, she has scored 19 Billboard chart-toppers. NINETEEN. That's a MASSIVE accomplishment for any artist, and you'd think that would be something that follows her around. But nope - Other than maybe occasionally hearing "Fantasy" on the radio, I never hear anything from her until Christmas Time rolls around. And you just say the name Mariah, and people instantly go to AIWFCIY. It's such a widespread thing, that reading through the list of her #1 Hits, I only actually remember less than half of them. I like to think that if I played them I'd suddenly remember, but as items on a list, they don't mean much to me.
I'm not one to pity multimillionaire musicians, but I can't help but feel bad, in a way, for this one who has written many of her own songs, and achieved tremendous success, to be remembered for one song, and one song only. At least she co-wrote it, so if she does want to cry, she'll have plenty of royalty checks to dry her eyes.
I don't really have any conclusion or solution to this, but it struck me as an interesting phenomenon when I see her relevance and legacy reduced to seasonal memes.
And I think I'm going to go listen to her greatest hits again!