24/09/2025
Look, let’s be honest… Every office Halloween has a COSTUME HIERARCHY , and yes, Janet from Accounting, your cat-ear headband is absolutely on notice! 😂
At the top? The FULL SENDS. Those legends who show up in full-blown vampire regalia, fake blood, and contact lenses so spooky HR does a double-take. QUEENS. KINGS. ICONS.
Middle tier? The "I wore a cape over my work clothes but, like, it’s spooky because the cape’s velvety." Respect for the effort, but we see you hiding that ID badge, Mark!
And at the bottom… The Minimalists. Headbands. Spider pin. Maybe a suspicious amount of black eyeliner. Janet, you had 364 days to plan and STILL went for the headband? Live your truth, but you know you’re getting roasted in the break room snacks chat. 😈
Where do you fit in the office costume food chain? Drop your best (or bare minimum) look in the comments : we’re DYING to see what you’re resurrecting this year! 🕸🦇