The AFL Drinking Game

30/09/2017

If BT drops the F bomb during the call everyone down those FROFFIES

04/08/2017

MASSIVE FRIDAY NIGHT GAME

Big game for both teams so lets get it going. We have made a few pre game rules to warm you up...

PRE GAME:

Any mention of Dangerfield not playing: Drink

Any mention of Dangerfield and/or the Brownlow: Drink

Mentioning of the miracle run Sydney has made to finals: Drink

David King talks about how to stop Buddy: Drink till he's done

MAIN EVENT:

Buddy kicks first goal- Finish your drink

Buddy goes for some bu****it goal 60 out- Drink

He kicks that bu****it goal- Finish

Gary Rohan somehow gets a kick - drink

Gary Rohan does something stupid - drink

Gary Rohan wins the game for sydney - beer b**g of Vodka/Fanta

Luke Parker shrugs a tackle - drink

Heeney kicks a goal, last person to chuck up 'shakas'- drink

Tom Papley kicks a goal, first person who finds a plunger and whacks it on their head - Pick someone to drink out of the plunger

If anyone sees Hawkins leave the 50 (interchange does not count) - drink until he gets back home

Selwood high tackle - drink

Selwood blood rule - drink

Wylie Buzza gets a mark - last person to make a BUZZA sound...finish your drink!

And of course standard rules apply:

BT starts talking s**t that has nothing to do with footy: drink

Any deliberate out of bounds: finish

Stay tuned for Post Game roving BT rules.

28/07/2017

Drink every time Sicily acts like a flog

14/07/2017

Had a drink every time Tom Hickey did something stupid. I am completely wasted...

11/07/2017

Congrats Hodgey 300 games and his retirement! Just make sure you leave the keys at home while having a crack at our game mate 🍺❌🚗

08/07/2017

Tag a tigers supporter that needs a beer

07/07/2017

Friday night footy you beauty

Crows vs Doggies

Few old rules and a few new rules here tonight so it should be a good night ending in at least one Libba hair cut...

Libba gets a tackle: take a decent gulp

Libba wins a free kick from a tackle: finish it baby it's libba time

Libba involved in push and shove: drink until it settles down.

Stringer gets some bu****it goal after fending off 10 players: finish

Every Dahlhaus handball: drink

If Bont gets 24 disposals and 2 goals: 24 sips and 2 beer b**gs

Every time Commentators talk about a premiership hangover: drink until they shut up

If JJ finds a kick: drink

If JJ has a bound: drink

Betts kicks some bu****it goal: Finish

Betts kicks some bu****it goal from the pocket and the commentators go on about "his pocket": finish and finish a newbie

Sloane wins a 'holding' free kick: drink

Jenkins kicks a goal from the goal square: finish

BT pronounces a players name in a very sexy way: drink

BT almost explodes after a stringer goal: drink until he has calmed down

and as always...

If Libba kicks a goal: everyone finishes their drinks and the last to finish must get a deadly libba hair cut

30/06/2017

Nothing wrong with handing your mate a bush chook to finish off!

Here we go another uge Friday night game! Let's get this started with a few rules before entry:

Whoever has the worst Brian Taylor inspired mustache, crack open a newbie and finish it.

If any of your mates are gingers, last person to elbow him in the jaw drinks...and drinks until the ginger stops faking any injury.

Now into the real stuff...

Gary Rohan somehow gets a kick - drink

Gary Rohan does something stupid - drink

Gary Rohan wins the game for sydney - beer b**g of Vodka/Fanta

Buddy goes for some bu****it goal from 60 out - drink

Buddy kicks a bu****it goal from 60 out – finish

Josh Kennedy get a clearance - drink

BT starts yapping on about something nothing to do with the footy but still very interesting - drink until he finishes

Deliberate out of bound - drink

BT goes absolutely nuts over the deliberate OOB - finish

Clayton Oliver gets a goal, last person to elbow the ginger mate again - another beer b**g of vodka/fanta

Jordan Lewis joins in on a fight he didnt start - drink until it breaks up

Heeney kicks a goal, last person to chuck up 'shakas'- drink

Tom Papley kicks a goal, first person who finds a plunger and whacks it on the gingers head - gets to pick who has the next beer b**g

If roaming BT gets banned again after the match, last person to show their frustration on social media - beer b**g

That should be enough...good luck

ps. if you're ginger, bring a helmet

27/06/2017

Here's an excuse to have a few froffs during the week...

Rule 1: Every time Robbo mumbles something completely stupid, drink

Rule 2: Gerard uses words you can't even find in the dictionary, drink

That should do the trick.

25/06/2017

Who's on for a Sunday sesh. If the Sunday footy show hasn't bored you to death then crack a cold one and plug the footy on.

Tiges vs blue baggers

Rules:

Dusty fend off: take a danger sip

Dusty one out in the 50 and goals: Finish

Brandon Ellis gets a kick 30 meters away from any opponent: drink

Riewoldt has a sook/complains about something: drink until he stops sooking

Josh Caddy kicks a goal: Last person to get up and show us your golf swing...finish the drink

Nank the tank gets a kick: last person to yell CHOO CHOO...finish the drink

Rance acts like a brick wall with a saving mark or spoil: drink

Sam Docherty kicks to himself: drink

Sam Docherty gets the ball back from the same player he passed it to: drink

Murphy kicks a goal: last person to message a mates mrs...drink

Dale Thomas doesn't make the distance from 30 meters out: finish

Levi kicks the ball out on the full: drink

Levi kicks a point: finish

Levi kicks a goal: finish and finish a new drink

Richmond lose the game by under 10 points: Beer b**g gets another work out!

24/06/2017

Righto getting in early for tonight's games cause we will be too pi**ed to type by 11am.

DOGGIES VS NORF

Need: Get yours hands on a carton of beer to enjoy this one

libba gets a tackle: take a decent gulp

Libba wins a free kick from a tackle: finish it baby it's libba time

Libba involved in push and shove: drink until it settles down.

Stringer gets some bu****it goal after fending off 10 players: finish

If Majak jumps on anyone for no reason: finish

If coach Scott pulls out this face '😮': finish

When Ben brown set shot: drink until he has finished his set shot

If north get a lead and lose it within 5 minutes: finish what you have left

Every Dahlhaus handball: drink

If Bont gets 24 disposals and 2 goals: 24 sips and 2 beer b**gs

Every time Commentators talk about a premiership hangover: drink until they shut up

If JJ finds a kick: drink

If JJ has a bound: drink

And finally,
If Libba kicks a goal: everyone finishes their drinks and the last to finish must get a deadly libba hair cut

Have fun, drink wise

23/06/2017

Ginger beers out for Rohan

23/06/2017

Righto here we go Friday night footy.
Get the lads and ladies round it's time to start the weekend off uge!

You will need: Beer, vodka, Fanta

Rules:

Buddy goes for some bu****it goal from 60 out - drink

Buddy kicks a bu****it goal from 60 out - finish

When Orazio Fantasia gets the balls...last to yell ORAZZZZIOOOOO FANTASIAAAAAA in the voice of BT- FINISH

Every time hanners gets a touch take a sip of a non-alcoholic drink (water or a sprite)

If Gary Rohan does something stupid- Fanta/vodka combo

Any goal review- keep drinking till it's finished (if it's over turned-finish the rest or another drink)

Deliberate out of bounds...finish drink!

MORE TO COME

22/06/2017

Let's hope hodgey ordered an uber back to the hotel! Stay tuned for tomorrow nights rules (get the beers on ice) 🍺🍺🍺

22/06/2017

How's this from Heater! Get your warm bush chooks out cause we are smashing one down every time he kicks to himself !

22/06/2017

First off the taxi rank: Chuck down a can of West End Draught everytime Eddie Betts kicks some bu****it goal from the pocket

22/06/2017

REQUIRED: ALCOHOL AND FOOTY

Yeah g'day. After finishing off a 5 year 'holiday' in Indonesia our admins are back and ready to tanked! Settle in and enjoy some terrible memes and posts even your English teacher couldn't understand!

22/06/2017