25/11/2023
Hey Giggly Bitches❗️🤟🏾Our very own Curly Fries 🍟 (AKA Samitha Kosanam) has finally (after the longest wait ever 👶🏾) turned 2️⃣1️⃣🥳Come to find out if our resident DD is gonna be designated DRUNK🤪😈
🕺apartment: Enclave Apt. H210 @ 9pm
🕺sign reveal at 10:30 pm
🕺NO black or brown pls 🚫
🕺assassin starts at MIDNIGHT 🔪
only enter if…
1. you have daddy - sorry - MOMMY long legs 🐘
2. you know more about cheese 🧀 than any other human (🐭?)
3. you’ll never give up on your Samsung loyalty 🧎🏾😭(no matter how much we beg)
4. you believe that the dust on your bed is scared of your pillows 🧟♂️
5. you somehow have the most successful dating app experience on your first try 😻 ❤️🤘🏾
6. you’re the hottest girl at hackathons (not just bc there aren’t many…) 💖🥰💕😍
7. you do NOT eat beef but love talking about it in a way that makes everyone else slightly uncomfortable… 🤠 🐮
8. you always riff the bit ❤️
9. you always let people give u music suggestions but never actually listen to them (unless it’s British rap😉😏)
10. ur obsessed with creamstone 🍦🍫
11. you like ribs and hugs
12. you are incredibly excellent absolutely perfect amazingly wonderful at driving and directions and all things related this is not sarcasm I’m being so Fr 🤪🚗🌈🍾
13. you must debrief a 5 second interaction at least 3 different times on separate occasions 🔍🕵🏽♀️
14. your recruiter rizz goes crazyyyyy 📝
15. you’re the Queen of *quirky* fashion 🧦🧢🦄
16. you believe chivalry isn’t dead but it should be (def some kind of complex just don’t know what…) 🔪
17. you believe that if it looks like a good dancing outfit u must dance in it before changing 💃🏻🕺
18. you’re the bad influence friend (dw not ur fault ur friends are perfect angels 😇👼)
19. you’re super reliable! Unless u need a text back …
20. your favorite trees are slayyyy - I mean splay - trees💖🦄💕🤩
21. you’re maybe not going to be sober tn?? Idk I heard smth… 🥂🍾🍸🍻🍷🍷🥃
