Dude Disco

31/12/2024

Have a great new year's eve everybody I will be getting quite f**k eyed

13/12/2024

13/12/2024

Merry Christmas from mine to yours everybody

03/11/2024

Can’t wait till I’m enough of an old head for my uncle to invite me on one of his boys trips to Thailand

29/10/2024

Gaslighting my w***h into thinking Anne Frank was the one pretending to be blind and deaf and Helen Keller was the closet one

28/10/2024

I don’t know man, if I’m not a part of the black community then why do I feel so comfortable sayin it?

23/10/2024

When she asks if that was the best night ever but you spent nights like this with the boys

24/09/2024

Woman just lifted the toilet seat up for me before I took a p**s, are we so back???

05/09/2024

Actually I think they're just addicted to being homeless

04/09/2024

The older I get the more I've come to understand how my dad will just watch 15-20mins of something on tv only to decide he doesn't like it and watches something else

02/09/2024

Le sigh

02/08/2024

Got me finga tep crushed bya bloody manhole lid the other day and blimey charlie lemme blimmin tell ya stone the flamin crows did iet hurt mate f**k me dead had me singin me hymns

02/08/2024

Hey guys what are you all having for dinner today hope you all have something yummy and have a little treat after itll be our secret you can be a lil naughty sometimes hehe

17/07/2024

I'm almost assassinated on the motorway every morning by a middle aged Asian lady driving a big f**k off SUV but you don't hear me crying about it do you