01/11/2025
🎄✨ Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals! ✨🎄
Our Christmas teepees are here — and they’re bringing all the cosy, twinkly, festive fun (without the paint cans swinging from the ceiling 😅).
Think soft bedding, glowing fairy lights, and the kind of Christmas magic that even Kevin would trade his cheese pizza for. 🍕🎁
This year, stay home, stay cosy, and let us bring the festive sparkle straight to you — because “this is your house, you have to defend it”… but we’ll handle the decorating! 😉
So grab your hot chocolate, pop on your Christmas jammies, and remember — “keep the change, ya filthy animal!” 💚❤️
Spots are disappearing faster than the McCallisters at the airport, so message us now to book your Christmas teepees before they’re gone! 🎅✨