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JOSEE REALEST JØSEE THE REALEST ⍟
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Real life lessons!Number 9 iko lesson.1) If you stay in a  rental house, don't play loud music.Try to limit the volume o...
27/05/2024

Real life lessons!Number 9 iko lesson.
1) If you stay in a rental house, don't play loud music.Try to limit the volume of the music TV within the confines of your house. Don't assume you are entertaining your neighbor with ur latest collections,it is ANNOYING,he/she could be reading for exams or has a toddler who is trying to sleep.

2) If you are above 30yrs old,never participate in a road race to try and out-compete other presumably inferior cars.That's stupid and boyish. Stick to the maximum speed limit of 100km/hr.

3) The most naive thing you can do when buying a 2nd hand car in Kenya is to look at its mileage.There is no way a 2008 car can have a
mileage of 49,000,don't be silly.

4) If you want to live long, don't take Kenyan politicians seriously. NEVER EVER.....that is my humble piece of advice.THEY ARE BETRAYERS AND LIVE TO PAY FOR BETRAYALS EVERY FIVE YEARS

5) If you want to venture into agribusiness, make sure it is large scale. This is one sector that thrives on economies of scale. Planting sugar cane or maize in half an acre and then expecting to make any serious returns is a joke. You will live to blame the weather and the government.

6) Real estate is good but you need to be careful where you are putting up your rentals. If you do it in a very rural area where houses go for 2k, even if you have 10 houses that's just 20k per month. If the kaplot cost you 400k and you spent another 400k to put up your single
rooms, it will take you 4yrs before you recover your 800k which translates to bu****it.

7) If you are starting those small scale businesses like Milk bar, Kinyozi, Salon, Car wash, pub etc,make sure you invest in CCTV cameras.Your employees can make that place their cash cow. I have been there.

8. Your family and relatives are some of your most important assets you have. They will stand by you in your most difficult times. Treat them well ALWAYS.

9) The easiest way to lose your long time friend is to lend them money.Thats where problems begin.Never lend anybody an amount you are not willing to lose.

10) Rarely does your employer have your individual interests at heart.They can easily let you go without blinking, just to balance the books. Don't be overly loyal to your employer.

11) In your work place don't be the reason why somebody loses their job. Don't be the reason why some family will sleep hungry, a guy gets auctioned or some old mother in the rural areas is not sent her monthly upkeep. If you must fire somebody, make sure it is VERY VERY VERY necessary. Don't be trigger happy when it comes to firing guys and putting people on unnecessary PIPs, some prayers and tears can haunt you.

12) Don't give an insurance guy your phone number if you are not yet ready to take a policy with them.They can be a pain in the a** with their persistence.

13) Never keep your eyes off boiling milk even for 5 seconds. The entire carpet will be socked if you stay in a bedsitter.

14) READ READ READ. Make it a habit to read books,magazines,blogs etc. It will save you from uncomfortable and awkward silences in round table meetings or dinner dates coz a well read person will always have something to say.

15) High School and College grades are very irrelevant out here. Don't expect life to treat you with a safe pair of gloves just because u scored As or u were good in cramming a certain professor's notes. Lose that sense of entitlement and hustle hard like everyone else lest you die poor.

16) There will never be the right time to buy a car if you have Kenyan relatives. If you buy it without a plot, they will be like, si angenunua shamba kwanza, if you already have a plot,they will be like, si angejenga kwanza and if you have a house they will be like hiyo pesa angemwaga mawe ya rentals kwanza. Before you know it, you are 55 without a car.

17) Office drink buddies and relationships can drain your pockets faster than you know it. Approach those two with some moderation and open eyes.

18) Always let your wife make all hiring and firing decisions about househelps. Never ever be seen to be siding with your househelp. NEVER.

19) Buy a power bank. It can save your ass.

20) Never let your power tokens go below 20 before refilling them.

21) If you are a man, never be caught scrambling for wedding cakes, birthday cakes or be seen walking in town carrying a pizza box. It is a very ugly picture.

22) Always have some small money in your M-PESA account.

23) Never ever ask a young couple why they don't have kids yet.

24) Be careful with what you listen to,what you read and what you watch frequently. These three have a big impact on the kind of person you become.

It's has been a minute guys,am back now,let's link up each and every Wednesday at  lounge eldoret for divas in the city ...
15/05/2024

It's has been a minute guys,am back now,let's link up each and every Wednesday at lounge eldoret for divas in the city night 🤩🤩.

JR GFX

It breaks my heart that nobody believed in me but God did 🙏🙏Check my mixes on YouTube at JOSEE REALEST 💥💥
18/04/2024

It breaks my heart that nobody believed in me but God did 🙏🙏
Check my mixes on YouTube at JOSEE REALEST 💥💥

Happy birthday to me, May all my dreams come true 🙏🙏
03/04/2024

Happy birthday to me, May all my dreams come true 🙏🙏

UNDERGROUND BUT STILL SUPERSTAR Check my new mixes YouTube at JOSEE REALEST ♥️♥️
16/03/2024

UNDERGROUND BUT STILL SUPERSTAR
Check my new mixes YouTube at JOSEE REALEST ♥️♥️

https://youtu.be/0TU1LGYpdLI?si=gTaNIAfk6XoaKJqGThis is pure kenyan hip hop and genge old-school mix featuring the legen...
11/03/2024

https://youtu.be/0TU1LGYpdLI?si=gTaNIAfk6XoaKJqG
This is pure kenyan hip hop and genge old-school mix featuring the legendarys (Abbas,Prezzo, Nonini, Octopizzo,JuaCali,Ukoo Flani,King Kaka,Kleptomaniax,Nyashinski) & All stars 🔥🔥

This is pure kenyan hip hop & genge mix from our favourite legendary artist, mixed and produced by Like,Subscribe & share widely Book me fo...

Saturday I'll be performing at Club Rio Rosa Nairobi alongside Ochungulo Family & Kushman 🤩🤩,See you there my Nairobi fa...
06/03/2024

Saturday I'll be performing at Club Rio Rosa Nairobi alongside Ochungulo Family & Kushman 🤩🤩,See you there my Nairobi family 🔥🔥

REAL TALK PODCAST 🔥🔥,Leave your comments 😅😅😅
28/01/2024

REAL TALK PODCAST 🔥🔥,Leave your comments 😅😅😅

This is REAL TALK PODCAST Official channel, Subscribe for more shows,Support us: mpesa 0712189800,thank you.

Explicit content 🚨🚨18+ only
27/01/2024

Explicit content 🚨🚨
18+ only

This is REAL TALK PODCAST Official channel, Subscribe for more shows,Support us: mpesa 0712189800,thank you.Ig & fb @ JOSEE REALEST

Opportunities don't happen, you create them.Wagwan KingKong - Sami Flinch
27/12/2023

Opportunities don't happen, you create them.
Wagwan KingKong - Sami Flinch

Happy jamhuri day fam 🤩🤩 Tonight we will be happening at Quiva Lounge Eldoret.Link up 🔥🔥
12/12/2023

Happy jamhuri day fam 🤩🤩 Tonight we will be happening at Quiva Lounge Eldoret.
Link up 🔥🔥

14/11/2023

Gangster 😂unakula indomie minyoo inadhani zimeletewa tudem😂😂💔💔

Wenye mnapanda mti na karatasi mjue haitamea so mtoe 😅😅 🚶🏾‍♂️@followers
13/11/2023

Wenye mnapanda mti na karatasi mjue haitamea so mtoe 😅😅 🚶🏾‍♂️
@followers

Taja setbook moja ulifanya uambiwe ulimaliza form 4 lini😂😂😂😋Friday plan is here, linkKQ GRILL & Bistrostro  start the we...
05/10/2023

Taja setbook moja ulifanya uambiwe ulimaliza form 4 lini😂😂😂😋
Friday plan is here, linkKQ GRILL & Bistrostro start the weekend in style 😋

Follow your dj
04/10/2023

Follow your dj

So Ukifanya mapenzi na mtu mkiwa mmesimama🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣, bado pia iyo  itasemekana umelala na yeye 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂ebu mni ...
02/10/2023

So Ukifanya mapenzi na mtu mkiwa mmesimama🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣, bado pia iyo itasemekana umelala na yeye 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂ebu mni peleke na rada Guys

Uzuri ya kuoa unaweza Rudi nyumbani SAA nane ya usiku na uambie Bibi apike chapati na ndengu naamke  apike 🤣🤣🤣Good night...
01/10/2023

Uzuri ya kuoa unaweza Rudi nyumbani SAA nane ya usiku na uambie Bibi apike chapati na ndengu naamke apike 🤣🤣🤣

Good night,,,,,

Friday Takeover 🤩 🤩KQ GRILL & Bistrotro ,link up
27/09/2023

Friday Takeover 🤩 🤩KQ GRILL & Bistrotro ,link up

Date ikipitisha thao hio ni ruracio......😅😅
22/09/2023

Date ikipitisha thao hio ni ruracio......
😅😅

Kitu ilifanya Jacob achunge mbuzi for 14years.ww unataka in 24hrs kwani ni fuliza🤣🤣🤣🤣
21/09/2023

Kitu ilifanya Jacob achunge mbuzi for 14years.ww unataka in 24hrs kwani ni fuliza🤣🤣🤣🤣

Friday plan is here..Let's link up KQ GRILL & Bistro Eldoret, link up 🤩🤩
20/09/2023

Friday plan is here..Let's link up KQ GRILL & Bistro Eldoret, link up 🤩🤩

M-KOPA Si Mtuletee Bibi Wa Kulipa Mdogo Mdogo Usipolipia Rosecoco Inajifunga 😂😂😂
18/09/2023

M-KOPA Si Mtuletee Bibi Wa Kulipa Mdogo Mdogo Usipolipia Rosecoco Inajifunga 😂😂😂

Americans:~we are le****ns Kenyans:~ twinie/ babes 🥱🤣
17/09/2023

Americans:~we are le****ns

Kenyans:~ twinie/ babes
🥱🤣

Ilikua nijipange kununua gari lakini naskia watu wamagari wakilalamika 🤣🤣ety mafuta,Wacha niendelee na walking race yang...
15/09/2023

Ilikua nijipange kununua gari lakini naskia watu wamagari wakilalamika 🤣🤣ety mafuta,Wacha niendelee na walking race yangu 😅😅

VIJANA...........mbona mnakula wamama siku hizi 😂😂💔Friday tuko KQ GRILL & Bistromapema ndo best, link up 🤩🤩
14/09/2023

VIJANA...........mbona mnakula wamama siku hizi 😂😂💔
Friday tuko KQ GRILL & Bistro
mapema ndo best, link up 🤩🤩

Na usiogope kumuambia after mechi 🍆🍊💦😋.....Eti she's not your type😂😂💔  Kwani unaogopa hatakupea tena🤦😂😂💔
12/09/2023

Na usiogope kumuambia after mechi 🍆🍊💦😋.....Eti she's not your type😂😂💔
Kwani unaogopa hatakupea tena🤦😂😂💔

Unajiforce kuolewa na rich family 🙄🙄utaweza kunywa juice na ulale??😅😅
10/09/2023

Unajiforce kuolewa na rich family 🙄🙄utaweza kunywa juice na ulale??😅😅

This Friday we will be happening at KQ GRILL & Bistro,link up 🤩🤩For bookings Dm 0712189800
06/09/2023

This Friday we will be happening at KQ GRILL & Bistro,link up 🤩🤩
For bookings Dm 0712189800

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