Funky lizard productions West Wales DJ's

24/08/2023

We are pulling out all the stops for this one, we are converting the venue into a prom for the evening, so dress to impress and celebrate the back to school party at The Loft Nightclub 🥳.

09/08/2023

24/06/2023

23/06/2023

This Saturday (24th) Milford Haven Fire Station are holding a car wash from 10am until 1pm. Gwasanaeth Tân ac Achub CGC / MAWW Fire and Rescue

28/03/2023

⛔️⛔️ A DATE FOR THE DIARY ⛔️⛔️

📅 APRIL 15th 2023

We are so excited for this night and we welcome the fabulous, energetic, Teri Dean,

❌❌❌❌ Fancy dress is optional however it would be amazing to brighten up the Manchester Club for one night ❌❌❌❌

Funky lizard productions West Wales DJ's still providing our DJ’s

&

entertainment for our Entertainers..

Members - Free Entry
Non Members £2.00 Entry..

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25/01/2023

Proud to be invited by Circles Nightclub to join them in this throwback event.

Friday 3 February 2023
MAIN ATTRACTION Ultrabeat DJ’s
Supported by local DJ’s

£15 Entry
Doors open 11:30pm - Til very late

10/01/2023

CUSTOMER: How much will it cost for you to do a 4 hour set
DJ: I'll do this for you for £350.

CUSTOMER: That's WAY too expensive for that!!
DJ: How much do YOU think it would cost?

CUSTOMER: No more than £150 - MAX!! It's great exposure!
DJ: I can't prioritize my time for so little.

CUSTOMER: People in your line of work are so greedy.
DJ: Sorry you feel that way. Why not do it yourself?

CUSTOMER: But... but... I don't know how to do any of this.
DJ: For £100, I'll teach you EXACTLY how to get on stage and help you prepare for your first gig. - PLUS... you'll get the knowledge and experience for the next time you want to do a job yourself. Saving you £50.

CUSTOMER: Deal!! Let's do it.
DJ: To get started you'll need the equipment. So you'll have to buy a PA System, Mixing Desk, Microphone, Lighting, Insurance and a few other things.

CUSTOMER: But I don't have all this equipment and I can't buy all of these for one gig.
DJ: Well then for another £150 more I'll let you rent my equipment...

CUSTOMER: That's cutting into my savings. But I'll rent your equipment.
DJ: Okay! I'll be back on Saturday and we can get started.

CUSTOMER: Wait. I can't on Saturday. I only have time today.
DJ: Sorry, I only give lessons on Saturday, because I have to prioritize my time and my equipment have to be at other gigs with other customers all week long.

CUSTOMER: Okay!! I'll sacrifice my family plans on Saturday.
DJ: Yeah. me too. Oh... and I forgot... to do a gig yourself, you also have to pay for the tracks and petrol to get there. Everything is in high demand right now, so you might want to download your tracks tonight and prepare your set, also best bet is to get your van and load up at 6 AM before everyone else gets to the Petrol Station.

CUSTOMER: 6 AM??On a Saturday?? That's way too early for me. And also... I don't have a van
DJ: I guess you'll have to rent one. Do you have any experience on setting up a lighting and sound right?

CUSTOMER: Ummm.. ya know... I've been thinking. It's probably best if YOU get this job done. I'd rather pay someone to come and do this all correctly than go through all the hassle.
DJ. Smart move, sign this and please get out of the way so I can do my REAL JOB.

THE REALITY IS THIS...

When you pay for an act, especially tailored to your event, you pay not only for the DJ, but you are also paying for:

- Knowledge
- Experience
- Equipment
- Services
- Time
- Punctuality
- Accountability
- Professionalism
- Accuracy
- Sacrifices
- Safety and Security
- Payment of tax obligations

No one should denigrate a professional's work by judging prices - ESPECIALLY when they don't know all the elements or costs necessary for the production of such work.

You can't haggle over a service that you don't have the skills or knowledge to do yourself. You can't get a high-quality gourmet dinner party for the same price as a Happy Meal from McDonald's. And you can't be mad when skilled people KNOW their worth.

Same across all areas of trade work!

30/06/2022

This is how we role on a Thursday night.

08/06/2022

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🎶 Dafydd Iwan's 'Yma o Hyd' has reached number one ahead of such superstars as Kate Bush, Lady Gaga and Harry Styles 🎵

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https://nation.cymru/culture/dafydd-iwan-hits-the-number-one-spot-with-yma-o-hyd/?fbclid=IwAR20Qy6g5u2gmeJupc3EGREVFHxwmMMM8JmrCgkJHWYY6jLOLDkpKjKRkJ0&fs=e&s=cl

Dafydd Iwan has reached number one in the iTunes chart after a battle for the top spot with Kate Bush. Following a campaign launched by Wales fans to get Dafydd Iwan ac Ar Log’s folk anthem to the top spot, the song has rocketed up the charts. The track had surged 34 places in the […]

19/05/2022

This Saturday at Marble Hall Football Club the home of Milford United AFC. A Football match has been organised in memory of a popular Milford Haven man.

MR GEORGE “The coal” DAVIES

Milford United Football Club was such a large part of George’s life as he would spend most evenings popping into the club for a chat with punters and without fail watching the football on a Saturday morning and afternoon.

We have invited previous Milford United players to come and play and both teams currently have 25 players each.

Milford UTD over 25’s (team captain Liam Davies)
VS
Milford UTD under 25’s (team captain Sam Davies)

Kick off 2pm.