Partymonster

17/12/2023

Yo no resuelvo, Yo soy el problema. 😅🙃🥹

10/12/2023

Don’t party with ME if you got sh*t to do the next day.

10/12/2023

Quien te quiere te busca, eso lo aprendí de la policía.

23/10/2023

08/10/2023

Ay Dios mío ❤️

08/10/2023

Mi mama : si no te portas bien te va a llevar el Diablo 😈
El diablo :
👹👹👹👹👹👺

04/10/2023

La vida cambia en segundos,ayer casi no tenía dinero y hoy ya no tengo😥.

04/10/2023

Nights like this. 👌🏻

04/10/2023

Sass.

04/10/2023

04/10/2023

“i ain’t seen you since high school”

just put my fries in the bag bro.

28/09/2023

Yo como narcotraficante “lava mis platos y te doy una línea”🤣😂😅

27/09/2023

"Chief Meteorologist Tim Smith has been part of the CHANNEL 5 NEWS RGV team for more than 35 years.

27/09/2023

TEAM NO SLEEP.

27/09/2023

The Most Interesting Man in the World was an advertising campaign for Dos Equis beer featuring actor Jonathan Goldsmith as a bearded, debonair older gentleman with voiceovers that were both humorous and outrageous.

26/09/2023

Cuando mi ex pública felices 5 meses con su nueva pareja y terminamos hace dos días.

21/09/2023

Quiero conocer alguien que me acepte como soy, que acepte mis infidelidades y siempre me perdone.

13/09/2023

La más famosa de Cancún.

04/09/2023

🤦🏻‍♂️

04/09/2023

💀Copiar/Pegar pero cambiar lo que sostiene el esqueleto.

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04/09/2023

Si Le Van A Poner Nombres Bíblicos A Sus Hijos, Eduquenlos Bien.
Ayer Ví A Moisés Fumando M0TA Con Jesús.

04/09/2023

Cut people off and let them live with whatever delusional story suits them best.

30/08/2023

No one treats you better than a girl you don’t want 😒

30/08/2023

Leonid Radvinsky… sole owner/share holder of Onlyfans pays himself a million dollars a day…

18/08/2023

Home sweet home

18/08/2023

Ah,eso significa, lo leí mal todo el tiempo.

18/08/2023

Life is short, get that divorce. 🖋️

12/08/2023

After a certain age. Being MESSY & PETTY just symbolizes that you are miserable af.

07/08/2023

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a jet fighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The AirBus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the restroom then got a cup of coffee and fooled around with the missus.”
The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.
Dedicated to all my older friends ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip. 🤗❤

07/08/2023

03/08/2023

🎥 love this scene..,

03/08/2023

03/08/2023

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02/08/2023

Infiel pero por ti cambio.

31/07/2023

Eres tan linda y tan Borracha, no sé si llevarte rosas o un caguama… 🤪🤣🫤

29/07/2023

𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘇𝗮, 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗮𝗱 𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗼.
Fallas en 1 y pierdes las tres.