Petting Zoo Productions

19/12/2023

Some of you were asking about ways to find out about future PZP events (and get tickets before they sell out!) without relying on social media and the vagaries of the algorithm-overlords. We’re going to try to be better about letting you know via email. So get on our Naughty List, f**kers!

https://tinyurl.com/Petting-Zoo-Productions

19/12/2023

Thanks for an absolutely amazing Fancy as F* 2023!! We can't wait to see you Fancy F* next time.

11/12/2023

The submission deadline for the 2023 Naughty List Awards is Monday 12/11 at 11:59pm. Glory, infamy, sublime disgrace… all can be YOURS! Dig deep into your s***k bank & send us your very best.

See pinned post on the Fancy as F* event page for submission categories, rules, & judges.

18/10/2023

Announcing…. THE FOURTH ANNUAL NAUGHTY LIST AWARDS—and Celebrity Guest Judges!

Do you have what it takes to be one of the Naughtiest of 2023? Strut down the Red Carpet of NO SHAME! Glory! Infamy! Sublime disgrace! 2023 years of great s*x! All yours!

NAUGHTY LIST AWARDS CATEGORIES and Celebrity Guest Judges:
- Best Holiday Spirit: Judge Chad Walters
- Best (un)Dressed: Judge Amanda Sloan
- Best ###tra Credit*: Judge Melissa Ellis
- Best Barbie: Judge Jennica Burnett
- Best Bradley*: Judge Bradley Anderson

Watch for posts on the Fancy as F* event page in the coming days from our judges with more on their categories, what they’re looking for, and how you can best bribe them!

HOW TO SUBMIT: Submit your best pictures in any or all of the categories via email to [email protected]. Be sure to include your full name and the category you’re submitting each pic for.
***Submission cutoff is 11:59pm on MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2023.***

Winners will be announced at the Naughty List Awards Ceremony at Fancy as F* on December 16. You must be in attendance to win!

The VERY IMPORTANT fine print:
Pics must be of you or you must have consent from EVERYONE in your pics to submit. Pics WILL be displayed publicly on screens at the event, but will not be shown or used anywhere else ever again. If you submit them, you give us permission to show them at the event. Pics must be high enough resolution to be displayed on large screen slideshow.

* What’s ###tra Credit? ###tra Credit invites entrants to submit pics that have a little something “extra.” Interesting kink, enticing experimentation, strange/silly/creative/wonderfully weird AF. Show us what you’ve got, you beautiful freak!

* What’s a Bradley? Glad you asked! A “Bradley” is a selfie taken while others are engaged in a s*xual act in the background. This time-honored tradition began with The Bradley himself and has emerged through the years as not only a category but a unique art form, a genre, and a special rite of initiation (“My First Bradley”). Try it! We think you’ll like it.

13/09/2023

Save the Date, you Fancy F**kers!! 12.16.23. More details coming soooooooooooooooooon!

28/03/2023

Thanks for an absolutely ROOOOOOOOARING Petting Zoo 11: Bad Bunnies Go to Heaven! We can’t wait to see all you crazy, s*xy animals next time.

24/03/2023

Check out our amazing DJ line-up for this Saturday! Can’t wait to get down on the dance floor with all the BAD BUNNIES at Petting Zoo 11: Bad Bunnies Go to Heaven.

26/01/2023

Save the Date! 03.25.23

21/12/2022

Thanks for an amazing Fancy as F* 2022!! We can't wait to see you Fancy F #*kers next time.

13/10/2022

Save the Date: 12.17.22. We're bringing FANCY back!

03/08/2022

Petting Zoo 10 pictures are UP! Thank you so very much, IRDeep, for once again lending your artistry to capturing our wonderful madness. You’ve been by our side behind your lens for so many years of ANIMALS and we are forever grateful.

High-resolution photos can be found here: https://www.irdeep.com/Seattle-Burners/Petting-Zoo-2022/

All images Ⓒ IRDeep

03/06/2022

Announcing…
The Official Petting Zoo 10: Ten Years of ANIMALS!!! ANIMAL COSTUME CONTEST—and Celebrity Guest Judges: Melissa Ellis & JD Andersen!

PRIZES FOR...
- Best in ZOO
- Sexiest Beast
- Funniest Creature
- Best Matching Pair or Group

Do YOU have what it takes to RAAAAAAAAAWR???!

Prizes will be awarded for each category at Petting Zoo on 6/18. And yes, you may pet, feed, or otherwise bribe our amazing judges pre-Zoo or at the Zoo to win their favor. Watch for their posts in the coming days on what they’re looking for in winners (and bribes)!