Peter dean entertainments

14/08/2024

13/08/2024

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way." After the Military Police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 1 can't thank you enough Sister You see, I don't want to go to war to Iraq. The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either!

29/07/2024

This pic was taken a month before my illness.
Not a care in the world!
I would like to thank all my family and friends for their kinds words and get well wishes
They are really appreciated 👏
In till the end of the month, a check up from the neck up and hopefully get a full MOT
I love you all
Cheers Pete

28/07/2024

I'm on the mend my friends
It is meningitis I have
Some ventricitous
And a blood clot to top it of!
I'm on daily injections,intravenous drips and tablets till end of month
Then I'm on wafarin or similar forever
I was out of it for 4 days solid but my loving family saved my life by acting so quickly.
And I was booked for 2 weeks in Spain flying Thursday 26th but I woke up to it cancelled
Thank you for all my get well cards
Pete

26/06/2024

It's not moving!

13/06/2024

Find the panda.

07/06/2024

Banksy

06/06/2024

its a horrible job but someones gotta do it!

04/05/2024

Both boxes marked with an x are exactly the
same shade. Beautiful optical illusion

01/04/2024

Just reset the oven.
Just the car to do now!

20/03/2024

A beautiful optical illusion