29/04/2024
So I just heard there was some kind of misunderstanding some people had with the way the Dirty Birds’ match went down last night and what transpired afterward. Let’s clear it all up, shall we?
Goose couldn’t make it. It’s not my business why, it ain’t your business why, but nobody’s mad at anyone, nobody’s been fired from anywhere, nobody’s retired. The Dirty Birds are the Dirty Birds, this ain’t a gimmick, this ain’t pretend, and there was never a doubt in any of our minds that Rooster was going to be able to put away Drop Dead Sexy away all by his lonesome anyway. Because he’s a goddamn dirty bird, and neither of the AACW tag team “champions” is a match for Rooster on their best day. All Rooster has is best days, that’s why the mo********er crows every day.
As to how that match ended- after spending their evening venting their frustration very disrespectfully towards the phenomenal referee Alice Lane, they finally decided the only way they were going to pin Rooster was if they got her out of the way. So they just… blindside attacked a woman and knocked her down, so they could win a two on one fight against a man smaller than either of them. I was unable to get Alice back on her feet and with it in time to count the three as he WON THAT MATCH. Fortunately Alice Lane is doing fine now, for everyone who reached out. Just got knocked down and the wind knocked out of her, and she was back in action in time to count the three after Hank and Mike cheated to win their wrestling match.
Like they always do. Like everyone knows they always do. Like people have been watching those men do for 20 years. Like they did to myself and my own tag team partner. The same way that men like those two carny cowards have been behaving since the dawn of time, especially in the wrasslin business.
There’s people who know when it’s time to step aside and let the stars of today through, and there’s ALWAYS old fat men who are too dumb to know it’s for their own damn good to get out of their way.
Just wait until Goose is around next, boys. Just wait until the Dirty Birds bring in their own backup. Just wait, and watch the skies, and sleep real bad.
Caw.
-Buzzard