Jordy Joans

08/01/2025

A reminder I am bringing my show NEXT SATURDAY! 😍

“This is for all the girlies who love Co-Star and can’t afford therapy.

It’s late at night, Jordy has just finished DJing at Sneaky Pete’s. Suddenly she’s approached by a young girl - in tears - begging for dating advice after being messed around by a guy. We follow both to Jordy’s afters, where Jordy dishes her own awful dating history in a bid to help this girl make better decisions - through the only way she knows how… ASTROLOGY and wine.

Featuring original monologues about why dating men of all star signs is a total nightmare, and musical performances to evoke self love, Jordy’s stories about each zodiac sign will look back at a decade of s*x and embracing your inner slt through the process.

Join Non-Binary Diva Jordy Joans at the afters in her very own living room for her third autobiographical show at the Netherbow Theatre, following on from Wasted Youth (2019) and The Honeymoon Period (2020).”

Tickets can be purchased here - https://scottishstorytellingcentre.online.red61.co.uk/event/913:5376/913:22284/

29/09/2024

Fresh from DJing Sneaky Pete's on Thursday...

I bring you my latest promo set featuring songs from my set list!

Lots of tasty house tunes, edits and bass fused belters.

Enjoy

Jordy Joans has been DJing and performing for over a decade, starting in LGBT spaces for fun and now holding residencies or playing guest spots in venues across Scotland. Infusing house, disco, pop ed

08/09/2024

Sharing early since it’s still the weekend baby…

Latest show with Voices Radio in London. A total SCREAM!

Sizzling bops that are s*xy and dirty.

Enjoy 🔥

Jordy Joans has been DJing and performing for over a decade, starting in LGBT spaces for fun and now holding residencies or playing guest spots in venues across Scotland. Infusing house, disco, pop ed

23/08/2024

Need your music fix?

Catch up on my latest show with Voices Radio early this month. We’ve got Dido, Yuksek & more…

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Jordy Joans has been DJing and performing for over a decade, starting in LGBT spaces for fun and now holding residencies or playing guest spots in venues across Scotland. Infusing house, disco, pop ed

09/07/2024

Latest set is up and available, hot off the press from last night, and it's a BELTER!

Check it out and get into the grooves...
Lots of new edits and classics.

Jordy Joans has been DJing and performing for over a decade, starting in LGBT spaces for fun and now holding residencies or playing guest spots in venues across Scotland. Infusing house, disco, pop ed

03/07/2024

💃🏽 👄 SCOTLAND’S NEWEST DAYTIME MADONNA THEMED CLUBBING EXPERIENCE 👄 💃🏽

Ladies with an attitude, fellas that were in the mood, don’t just stand there, enbies do it, strike a pose there’s nothing to it VOGUE! 🎶

Join Jordy Joans & co for an empowering daytime sesh celebrating Madonna, Club Classics and Pop Anthems. Jordy Joans is an award winning DJ of over a decade, joined by professional creative Gee Doll and local legend Miss Mixtape celebrating with all the material girls, boys and non-binary heroes that love to boogie on the dance floor to MADGE.

Join us at Edinburgh’s very own LGBT+ safe space The Street. All people of all genders, s*xualities, and backgrounds are welcome. The important thing is to come and truly express yourself. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Get the date in your diaries. First release tickets are available now @£8 (or before 4pm on door) and then our general admission tickets will be available @£10 (Online/On Door after 4pm)

LINK here https://ra.co/events/1955132 🎟️

23/06/2024

Fantastic night at Pleasure via Cabaret Voltaire 😍🔥🖤

Happy pride you gorgeous lot xx 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈

16/06/2024

Dundee Pride was Quality 🔥

Next stop…

PLEASURE PRIDE Cabaret Voltaire June 22nd 😍🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🫶🏻

Tickets available via link in my bio- or on door! 🎟️

Gonna be going for a more underground focused set with some q***r bops in between 💅🏻

14/06/2024

Wanna find out how my last drag show turned into two different plays? 😏

My love for astrology? 👀

All the Scorpios and Leo’s I’ve f*cked? 🤣

Then come along to my show June 29th at 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏻

Massive shout out for interviewing me 🥰

11/06/2024

Coming Thursday… 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

For Pride month I am excited to bring my latest guest for Songs That Shape on EHFM - we have one of the most incredible Psychologists DR Z PHD who works with trans, non-binary and gender-non conforming individuals!

Available 2pm-3pm on EHFM!

10/06/2024

Canny wait to DEBUT a pride fuelled set full of empowering bops by the divas at Dundee Pride this Saturday 😍🫶🏻👌🏻

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DJ Jordy Joans – dance tent @ 3.50pm 📣📣📣
“Jordy Joans has been DJing and performing for over a decade, starting in LGBT spaces for fun and now holding residencies or playing guest spots in venues across Scotland. Infusing house, disco, pop edits and party classics in most of her set lists.

They have Performed and DJ’d events & festivals since 2015, including sharing stages with celebrities: B*Witched, Jedward, Tulisa, Kerry Katona, Rupaul’s Drag Race UK & US, N Trance, HRH Prince Edward and more.

Hosted and MC’d events across the UK whilst working with organisations like the BBC, National Theatre of Scotland, Aberdeen Performing Arts and Creative Youth (London) and presenting for EFHM & Voices Radio.

She is also a Vocalist and musician, with several songs due for release in 2024 after the success of Not Again with record label Lady of the House in 2023.

Upcoming gigs include: Full Frontal (Sneaky Pete’s) Radge Madge Day Party (The Street) in July, Pleasure Pride at Cabaret Voltaire (June 22nd) and MUGSTOCK (Festival) in August.”
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08/06/2024

Changed it up with my Voices Radio show this month...

Played a few Pride classics but also mixed in underground, bass and dirty tunes. A reminder, q***r folk play decent music of all kinds - as well as Gaga and Whitney ;)

Enjoy! Happy weekend followers.

Jordy Joans has been DJing and performing for over a decade, starting in LGBT spaces for fun and now holding residencies or playing guest spots in venues across Scotland. Infusing house, disco, pop ed

30/05/2024

Latest set is up for Full Frontal (3MR & Azula Bandit) - Thursday 30th May - Sneaky Pete’s tonight and it's FILTHY...

Jordy Joans has been DJing and performing for over a decade, starting in LGBT spaces for fun and now holding residencies or playing guest spots in venues across Scotland. Infusing house, disco, pop ed

13/05/2024

Tuck into this month’s EMpower early, it’s a belter 😘👌🏻🫶🏻🔥

Jordy Joans has been DJing and performing for over a decade, starting in LGBT spaces for fun and now holding residencies or playing guest spots in venues across Scotland. Infusing house, disco, pop ed

18/04/2024

🎧🎤 DJ/SINGER 🎤🎧

In case you’re new to my page or a loyal follower, when I’m not killing it as a writer and director for theatre or screen, and acting some boss ass monologues about heartbreak, I’m DJing iconic clubs and singing belters for the crowds.

I’ve been DJing and performing for over a decade, starting in LGBT spaces for fun and now holding residencies or playing guest spots in venues across Scotland. Infusing house, disco, pop edits and party classics in most of my set lists.

I have Performed and DJ’d events & festivals since 2015, including sharing stages with celebrities: B*Witched, Jedward, Tulisa, Kerry Katona, Rupaul’s Drag Race UK & US, N Trance, HRH Prince Edward and more.

Hosted and MC’d events across the UK with organisations like the BBC, National Theatre of Scotland, Aberdeen Performing Arts and Creative Youth (London) and present for radio stations/podcasts.

I am also a Vocalist and musician, with several songs due for release in 2024, after my first release with record label Lady of the House in 2023.

Next up, Full Frontal (Sneaky Pete’s in May) Radge Madge Day Party (The Street) in July and MUGSTOCK (Festival) in August.

If you wanna book my s*xy dancing moves and tunes, let’s chat 😉😇🤪💁‍♀️

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