02/02/2024
Hear Ye Hear Ye Hear Ye!
Now on this February 2nd, Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of seers, the prognogsticator of all prognosticators, was awakened from his Wintry nap at Dawn at Gobbler's K**b.
Phil looked to the skies and then, speaking in Groundhogese, directed the President to the proper scroll, which reads...
Another winter's slumber paused so I could meet the crowd. Hard to sleep anyway when the party's this loud.
I enjoy your your energy. I envy the fun. I envy all of you (and your opposable thumbs)
But it's not what I feel, It's what I see and what you hear. So gather 'round and let me be clear.
Atmosphere is a wonderful thing. And we can create our own and the weather it brings.
It brings hope for the future and so much more. Maybe some Punxsutawney Phil write-in votes in 2024.
But one thing the weather did not provide -
is a a shadow and reason to hide.
Glad tidings on this Groundhog Day!
An early Spring is on the way!
Punxsutawney Phil has emerged from his burrow to forecast there will be an early spring. The spectacle that is Groundhog Day at Gobbler’s K**b in Punxsutawne...