23/03/2018
Because I'm Older and Have More Insurance AND the Anatomy of an Almost Failed Birthday Cake: Long story short...I don't have my stuff. Stuff that I need to bake. I need parchment paper. I need cake flour. I need offset spatulas. I need piping bags and tips. Didn't have any of that. But in the end, I got it done. Cemented that top layer together with stiff chocolate buttercream. Iced it with a freaking BUTCHER KNIFE. Smoothed the icing out with A DRYWALL KNIFE. Trimmed it up with a bent piping tip in a ziplock bag. But lookie here...RALPHIE HAS A MOST EXCELLENT CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY CAKE FOR HIS 13TH BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RALPHIE!!
ALL TOGETHER NOW: TAWANDA!!