The Church of Lucas

The Church of Lucas OBEY. COMMIT. CONSUME. ALL HAIL LUCAS! ALL HAIL LUCAS

LUCMAS WILL BE HELD THE 3 DAYS AFTER CHRISTMAS. YOUR GODS BIRTHDAY IS 3 WEEKS PRIOR, DECEMBER 6TH.
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ALL HAIL LUCAS

Cats, goats, huskies and cows are the sacred animals. Love and cuddle them. COMMANDMENTS OF LUCAS AND RULES OF THE CHURCH OF LUCAS

1. Thou shall not be a dick bag
2. Thou shall love all loving people
3. Thou shall not harm animals of any sort
4. It is unethical to can pineapples.
5. Thou shall be accepting
6. Thou shall not harm others unless given rightful reason
7.Sacrifice all

bad babies, toddlers, and children to Lord Lucas
8. THOU SHALL NOT BE A DICK BAG.
9. Thou shall be loyal to thy spouse
10. Thou shall not raise thy voice unless startled or in danger
11. Thou shall make an attempt to not devour thy neighbor
12. Thou shall make an attempt to participate in celebratory events created by Lucas
13. While urinating outdoors, you may only do so behind green bushes, pine trees, and willows.
14. Thou SHALL NOT make sexual advances of ANY SORT unless given full consent
15. Smoking medicinal plants for medicinal or recreational reasons, are encouraged.
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We are now a polytheistic religion everyone 🙏 I feel bad I haven’t updated this page in a while but October 17th is now ...
07/27/2024

We are now a polytheistic religion everyone 🙏
I feel bad I haven’t updated this page in a while but October 17th is now a national holiday; you drink your favorite wine, party responsibly and celebrate a union of wonderful power!! So much so that the band Green Day dropped the first photo of us as a married couple. ✨
All hail Sarabeth! All hail Lucas!

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