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The other night I'm  stopped at a desolate light.Directly in front of me was this hairy thing with a strange shaped almo...
10/11/2024

The other night I'm stopped at a desolate light.Directly in front of me was this hairy thing with a strange shaped almost square jaw head. It's the size of a very large cat. Racoon I think ..no I've seen this damn thing somewhere before.My exchange was long enough to get a good look.A half hour on google and .............SHABANG..It's a Capybara.Whats a Capybara doing in Central Florida ? It's indigenous to Peru and Venezuela.The same thing in 3 years will happen in South Carolina where 43 monkeys got loose.Nobody told the monkeys they aren't in the Congo. My guess is 30 years ago some Peruvian guy smuggled a couple over from Peru to cook for Easter. Now the Capybara looked totally happy in Lakeland Florida at 2 am. They adapt.The difference between this Floridan Capybara and us humans is when we need to adapt its annoying triggering and anger spurring.Roll with it. Bend to it all. Don't try to bend the world to you.You gonna usually lose. Be the Capybara or lab monkey.We have the ability to change stuff. BUT if all the energy is spent trying to change lots of good time is wasted Everything is ok Be A lost Capybara. Give up a little .Surrender a little.You will gain a lot of stability once you realize there really is none.

Here comes the train. Step to the side.The drunk, the abuser, the blowhard, the facebook stalker, the bully. Move out of...
08/11/2024

Here comes the train. Step to the side.The drunk, the abuser, the blowhard, the facebook stalker, the bully. Move out of the way....... BUTTTTTTT Maybe you can't, you are tied to the tracks. Like you are 14 years old and dad is a drunk and you have nowhere you can go.The train just keeps running you over again and again and again.This is essentially how millions of people feel in this country this morning. We are tied to the tracks. Unless we leave America it feels like you are getting run over by a freight train over and over and over again.So what can you do? You mourn and grieve and once that's over
you stand the f**k up and continue to fight. Eventually we will get a whiff of spring then Pitchers and Catchers and new possibilities start all over again. May all beings find peace.

I owned a burger restaurant a while ago. My favorite innovation  was a cheese board featuring selections I personally ma...
06/11/2024

I owned a burger restaurant a while ago. My favorite innovation was a cheese board featuring selections I personally made of artisan cheeses to match the flavor profile of my burger. The slices of kraft american I was forced to offer [I had partners] outsold the stuff I picked by around 93%. I ended up quietly eating my burgers with slabs of Taleggio alone at night. While I want to eat Gorgonzola Dolce more people want to eat American Cheese.The country made an educated choice. They ate this cheese before...........Bon appetit.I will try to hang around long enough to watch my country turn back into the place I once loved.

I had a dream about an impending blue s**t  storm
04/11/2024

I had a dream about an impending blue s**t storm

I'm an absurd cosmic swirl. At a show with a random set list.On a globe spinning 14,000 miles an hour.Among a trillion o...
03/11/2024

I'm an absurd cosmic swirl. At a show with a random set list.On a globe spinning 14,000 miles an hour.Among a trillion other worlds.I think the HOA package filled with grass lengths and siding colors may be a tad problematic for me.Once I stop laughing.

Bob the Zebra was sure he was going to win the 1980's theme Halloween costume contest this year. Dressing up like the Fr...
31/10/2024

Bob the Zebra was sure he was going to win the 1980's theme Halloween costume contest this year. Dressing up like the Fruit Stripes gum Zebra. He only got second place..F**king Mark and his Randy Jackson costume.

Equanimity kind of means even. Riding each wave  of emotion is exhausting. If you have a spiritual practice  you may do ...
28/10/2024

Equanimity kind of means even. Riding each wave of emotion is exhausting. If you have a spiritual practice you may do it a little less. BUT Unless you are a realized Buddha you still get smashed in the face and thrown to the shore all the time. Every once in a while you know there is a tsunami coming. Generally worrying about tsunamis pulls you out of the moment.Unfortunately I can't help myself and feel this election will be a s**t storm irregardless of the result. The Last few elections have screwed with my personal equanimity. So Till the election is over I'm limiting myself to drawing birds, oceans and trees.I find peace in this.I hope you find a way to access some peacefulness yourself. xxoooo

28/10/2024
Walking into autumn
21/10/2024

Walking into autumn

I send wishes that prayers are answered. I pray this world's inhabitants stop killing each other. We  pass through this ...
12/10/2024

I send wishes that prayers are answered. I pray this world's inhabitants stop killing each other. We pass through this incarnation like a whisper. I'm glad I get to do it with you.Impermanence and eternity live hand in hand. it's all a rental folks. ..................Much Love Adam

Action without a brain filter allows you to lay in a hammock of freedom.What's called the "flow state" is unencumbered  ...
05/10/2024

Action without a brain filter allows you to lay in a hammock of freedom.What's called the "flow state" is unencumbered action free of additional conversation. You may be accessing a repetitive moment like swinging a bat or playing a horn, But you are completely present without attaching things. You JUST swing the club. The fact you are on the final hole of the Masters is irrelevant.You just swing the club. OR you just walk or just cook or just lay gazing at stars. Pure, undistracted and clean. The greatest gift you can give to yourself or anyone else.

Pull in the lines.Throw out the maps. Let the boat float. Are you saying give up Adam? Kinda ya that's what I'm saying. ...
02/10/2024

Pull in the lines.Throw out the maps. Let the boat float. Are you saying give up Adam? Kinda ya that's what I'm saying. We are so busy trying to add stuff we lose the beauty of what is.The fixed versions.The more versions. I don't need it. I want the IS version. Less searching.More being

My aunt effortlessly duped me into the Jackalope. It took a single picture of the hybrid offspring of the rabbit and ant...
01/10/2024

My aunt effortlessly duped me into the Jackalope. It took a single picture of the hybrid offspring of the rabbit and antelope shown to this kid from Queens and that was it. A Jackalope. I got my own Jackalope. It's called The Gefilte fish. In certain lakes on the east coast, the Whitefish, Pike and Carp Mate.Their female offspring is Known as the Gefilte fish. The word Gefilte is Yiddish for threesome.This works particularly well on 70 year old check out people at Publix. I figure if you're 70 years old and you buy my line of bulls**t that's on you.

When I play cards with you All my effort is to figure out what two cards you have that I can't see. I base that on how y...
27/09/2024

When I play cards with you All my effort is to figure out what two cards you have that I can't see. I base that on how you bet based on your history.I base it on what cards we share in the middle.I base it on how much money is involved.All this effort to figure out JUST TWO cards you're holding so I can make a proper decision . I also understand your intent. Just two cards and a clear intent. I'm also an expert with 50 years of experience and I get it wrong constantly . SO HOW can I possibly be so arrogant to think I see all that's going on with anyone?? You have millions of points of input/viewpoints and psychology all wrapped in a one pound puddle of goo floating on your shoulders. Now your goo interacts with my goo and my millions of points of input. If I think I have you figured out I'm just an idiot.The best thing I can do is treat you with a modicum of compassion.Not think I understand what's going on.I really can't. No one can. May we all find peace

The birch drops its leaves Autumn glides into winter.Spring waits in the wings
26/09/2024

The birch drops its leaves
Autumn glides into winter.
Spring waits in the wings

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