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Me- laying on an examining table in a hospital gown Ekg tech- [maybe she's 22 years old ]- I have never shaved another p...
01/02/2025

Me- laying on an examining table in a hospital gown
Ekg tech- [maybe she's 22 years old ]- I have never shaved another person before [after realizing her leads were not sticking]
ME- [thinking for a second ] Well, do you know how to use the EKG machine properly, forgetting about the shaving part?
EKG tech-Oh ya I know how to use the machine I have given a lot of EKG'S no problem I just never had to shave anyone before.
ME-Do you know how to shave yourself?
EKG Tech -[kinda embarrassed /off guard]............. well ya
ME- okay carry on
She did a fine job eEXCEPT she forgot to take the sticky pads off when she was done.Ever rip adhesive off a patch of hair ? ouch..Maybe since I was her first she wanted it to be extra memorable and didn’t really want me to forget her

Bob the Florida Cracker hiding at a Quinceanera. Bob The Florida Cracker lives in a big field behind where the nice folk...
30/01/2025

Bob the Florida Cracker hiding at a Quinceanera. Bob The Florida Cracker lives in a big field behind where the nice folks that take care of him all week are having a big party with lots of balloons right in front of him.The Florida Cracker is enjoying the dancing and the music and the smell of a giant fire pit roasting dinner for the part goers.Bob is casually looking around and doesn't see his friend Doris anywhere. Some say it sounded like a very long tortured NOOOOOOOOOOOO but that was impossible. Because Bob is just a cow it definitely had to be a MOO even though Bob just had the realization that pleasant fire pit smell was his friend Doris.

Oh grand poobahs of understanding. Oh giant thought leaders whose concepts are based on 10 second sound bites and the pl...
27/01/2025

Oh grand poobahs of understanding. Oh giant thought leaders whose concepts are based on 10 second sound bites and the plucked emotion and fear used by by professional manipulators.Oh mighty indoctrinated zealot of cobweb filled silly dogma .Hey rich guy who temporarily has more zeros in an account than the next guy. Oh firm ass gym rat whose body looks very nice for twenty seconds or so.This message is for all of you.Whatever illusion you need to support to get through your day. I'm cool with it. JUST leave me out of it. I'm busy listening to Tedeschi Trucks and drawing pictures. xxooo

"Inside the stomach of a whale one million individual stories that all end the same" I like this quote.It levels all pla...
24/01/2025

"Inside the stomach of a whale one million individual stories that all end the same" I like this quote.It levels all playing fields.We dance in a whale and live our best life BUT no matter who you are president or pauper we all get ingested and shat into mush.I think of this when listening to self important blowhards. Or myself when I need personal leveling. This begins the series of the top ten things I saw with my own eyes that inspired awe in little Adam Jason Goldgell 1 to 14 years old. ....... #10 The Blue whale hanging Overhead at the Museum of Natural History.If you were lucky enough to have people that dragged you into NYC for museums you saw the giant whale on the ceiling of the Natural history..I couldn't believe it was so massive AND is it going to fall in my head?AND what can I buy for 3 bucks in the gift shop.

Love is Love and who cares what you gender u are,I got better thing to worry about.Like what’s for dinner
21/01/2025

Love is Love and who cares what you gender u are,I got better thing to worry about.Like what’s for dinner

Jugglers drop stuff. When it happens they have drop lines designed to say something funny. Many have the "drop" built in...
12/01/2025

Jugglers drop stuff. When it happens they have drop lines designed to say something funny. Many have the "drop" built into the show just to use the line or underline the difficulty of the trick.Trapeze acts do the same thing.They will miss the grab just so when they hit it they get extra applause.Mentalists do it with predictions.Missing a few to build up suspense or difficulty. Whatever you are doing in this life, if you are hitting your mark every time change it up.Make it more interesting.Challenge ideas, skills, relationships.If you nail every trick You got a boring act/life /brain/palette/business/ relationship.May all beings drop sh*t............all the time.

12/01/2025
Old Lust   ThenNew dread Going round and round In your broken headAn everlasting circleOf Samsara Laying directly In a b...
05/01/2025

Old Lust
Then
New dread
Going round and round
In your broken head
An everlasting circle
Of Samsara
Laying directly
In a brain’s endless squalor
One way out
And
that is through
Just for more dread
Waiting to welcome you

When a painting grabs you.Its magic.The Ringling is worth an afternoon.Truth is I never regret an afternoon in any museu...
04/01/2025

When a painting grabs you.Its magic.The Ringling is worth an afternoon.Truth is I never regret an afternoon in any museum

Let 2025 be the year you burn it all to  the ground.Protect no concept.As a matter a fact the more you protect the idea ...
31/12/2024

Let 2025 be the year you burn it all to the ground.Protect no concept.As a matter a fact the more you protect the idea the more important you turn it into cinder.Turn it all to ash and then see what won't burn. TRY it again. What's left are the keepers.The concepts, practices and people worth helping you manifest more freedom.When Michelangelo was asked how he created The David he simply said David was always in the stone I just needed to let him out. Once all ideas, concepts, people money, buildings, material possessions, health and all else are eviscerated, what remains [after the terror ensues] is crystal clear freedom.It's a gurgling baby's sleeping cheek It is you free of all *dark passengers. It is your David. Happy New Year

Watch out for miracles.Most are missed
27/12/2024

Watch out for miracles.Most are missed

I hope everyone's holidays are warm and filled with love.          Best Wishes             Adam
25/12/2024

I hope everyone's holidays are warm and filled with love.
Best Wishes
Adam

Once in a while all you need is a knish and a Celray to set the world right again
10/12/2024

Once in a while all you need is a knish and a Celray to set the world right again

The Yellow throated warbler in my backyard tree read my post this morning and He scoffed. I asked him why do you scoff a...
06/12/2024

The Yellow throated warbler in my backyard tree read my post this morning and He scoffed. I asked him why do you scoff at me ? He said because you called that YOUR tree.

Mike Tyson is many things.Over the years he seemed to have mellowed.The Tyson of today I kinda like. Mike Tyson is  58 y...
14/11/2024

Mike Tyson is many things.Over the years he seemed to have mellowed.The Tyson of today I kinda like. Mike Tyson is 58 years old just like me.I would like to see Mike Tyson stand over Jake Paul's bleeding body as Paul is getting revived by smelling salts.Why ? I just said why.Tyson is 58 years old he needs to represent. On a side note Jake Paul is 27 years old, my son Kane's age. I never hit my son once. BUT It would be nice for Kane to have a teeny bit of fear that I can whoop him instead of essentially laughing at me.May all beings find peace Even Jake Paul but only after he wakes from laying on the canvas. ** I did hit Kane once when he was 5 years old and he ran into the street.He caught a good one on his ass.

The other night I'm  stopped at a desolate light.Directly in front of me was this hairy thing with a strange shaped almo...
10/11/2024

The other night I'm stopped at a desolate light.Directly in front of me was this hairy thing with a strange shaped almost square jaw head. It's the size of a very large cat. Racoon I think ..no I've seen this damn thing somewhere before.My exchange was long enough to get a good look.A half hour on google and .............SHABANG..It's a Capybara.Whats a Capybara doing in Central Florida ? It's indigenous to Peru and Venezuela.The same thing in 3 years will happen in South Carolina where 43 monkeys got loose.Nobody told the monkeys they aren't in the Congo. My guess is 30 years ago some Peruvian guy smuggled a couple over from Peru to cook for Easter. Now the Capybara looked totally happy in Lakeland Florida at 2 am. They adapt.The difference between this Floridan Capybara and us humans is when we need to adapt its annoying triggering and anger spurring.Roll with it. Bend to it all. Don't try to bend the world to you.You gonna usually lose. Be the Capybara or lab monkey.We have the ability to change stuff. BUT if all the energy is spent trying to change lots of good time is wasted Everything is ok Be A lost Capybara. Give up a little .Surrender a little.You will gain a lot of stability once you realize there really is none.

Here comes the train. Step to the side.The drunk, the abuser, the blowhard, the facebook stalker, the bully. Move out of...
08/11/2024

Here comes the train. Step to the side.The drunk, the abuser, the blowhard, the facebook stalker, the bully. Move out of the way....... BUTTTTTTT Maybe you can't, you are tied to the tracks. Like you are 14 years old and dad is a drunk and you have nowhere you can go.The train just keeps running you over again and again and again.This is essentially how millions of people feel in this country this morning. We are tied to the tracks. Unless we leave America it feels like you are getting run over by a freight train over and over and over again.So what can you do? You mourn and grieve and once that's over
you stand the f**k up and continue to fight. Eventually we will get a whiff of spring then Pitchers and Catchers and new possibilities start all over again. May all beings find peace.

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