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Kolleen Wheeler's All Ways Maui'd, a non-denominational ministry specializing in affordable weddings & vow renewals on this wonderful Hawaiian island. If you're looking for affordable family, yearbook, engagement or honeymoon photography, please visit this site: http://www.maui-angels.com/photographics.html

Halloween Jokes Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?          They’re afraid of flying off the handle.Who won the ...
28/10/2024

Halloween Jokes

Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
What song does Dracula hate?
You Are My Sunshine.
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Give him screws.
What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling.

Hallowe’en Groaners To err is human, a pumpkin is 'Da Vine!  Why did the skeleton go to hospital?    To have his ghoul s...
27/10/2024

Hallowe’en Groaners

To err is human, a pumpkin is 'Da Vine!

Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!

What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!

What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?
It came back with a skeleton crew!

Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them.

Why didn't the Invisible Man get invited to the Halloween party?
They knew he wouldn't show up.

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!

How do mummies hide?
They wear masking tape.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A Pumpkin Pi.

How do you make a witch stew?
Keep her waiting for hours.

How do ghosts begin their letters?
"Tomb it may concern...."

What do you call a person who puts rat poison
in another person's Corn Flakes?
A cereal killer.

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.

How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him.

How is a werewolf like a computer?
They both have megabytes.

Why do you always find ghouls and demons
together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

How can you tell that Doctor Frankenstein had a good sense of humor?
Because he kept his monster in stitches.

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.

If the devil lost his tail, where could he find a new one?
At a store where they retail spirits.

Why did the doctor tell the zombie to get some rest?
He was dead on his feet.

Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.

What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
"You're under a vest!"

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.

Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Erie.

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.

How can you tell when a window is scared?
They get shudders.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no body to dance with.

When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always goblin.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin

Here is a terrific website all about PUMPKINS, HALLOWEEN & THANKSGIVING:
27/10/2024

Here is a terrific website all about PUMPKINS, HALLOWEEN & THANKSGIVING:

Pumpkins at Pumpkin Nook 2024. Giant pumpkins, growing, carving, recipes, seeds, Weigh-offs, festivals, Halloween, Thanksgiving.

Everything Halloween for you!
27/10/2024

Everything Halloween for you!

Halloween is observed annually on October 31st. Learn about traditions and history of this spookiest of the holidays, dating back to the ancient Celts.

Happy Autumn • Hauoli Haule lau!The third season of the year, when crops and fruits are gathered and leaves fall and "th...
25/09/2024

Happy Autumn • Hauoli Haule lau!

The third season of the year, when crops and fruits are gathered and leaves fall and "the countryside is ablaze with color..."

How beautiful the leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
-John Burrough

"You expected to be sad in the Fall. Part of you died each year when the leaves fell from the trees and their branches were bare against the wind and the cold, wintery light. But you knew there would always be the Spring, as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen."
-Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast

Autumn days come quickly, like the running of a hound on the moor. –Irish proverb

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A chant for the autumn equinox, written and performed by singer/songwriter, Alicia Bay Laurel, and philosopher/composer, Ramón Sender Barayón, from their album, "Songs from Being of the Sun." They created it, and other spiritual chants celebrating nature's cycles of light and darkness for their book, Being of the Sun, first published in English by Harper & Row in 1973, and now by Echo Point Books & Media in 2021.

A chant for the autumn equinox, written and performed by singer/songwriter, Alicia Bay Laurel, and philosopher/composer, Ramón Sender Barayón, from their album, "Songs from Being of the Sun." They cr

18/09/2024
23/08/2024

Dear Facebook friends, my account has been cloned. Please do not accept a new friend request if we are already friends. Sorry.

Vintage Kolleen, ca. 1998 or'99.  (Photo courtesy of her "bride," M.a. Thomas.)
05/08/2024

Vintage Kolleen, ca. 1998 or'99. (Photo courtesy of her "bride," M.a. Thomas.)

"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomor...
04/08/2024

"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow."

- Mary Anne Radmacher

☉ Aug 1: First Day of the Month Rabbit Rabbit Day"Rabbit rabbit rabbit" is one variant of a superstition found in Britai...
01/08/2024

☉ Aug 1: First Day of the Month Rabbit Rabbit Day
"Rabbit rabbit rabbit" is one variant of a superstition found in Britain and North America that states that a person should say or repeat the word "rabbit" or "rabbits", or "white rabbits", or some combination of these elements, out loud upon waking on the first day of the month, because doing so will ensure good luck ...

Aloha dear 'Ohana, friends & followers, a summer update for you: As most of you well know, we - Kolleen and I - have bee...
13/07/2024

Aloha dear 'Ohana, friends & followers, a summer update for you: As most of you well know, we - Kolleen and I - have been very challenged in many ways since the wildfires of last August. Fortunately, business has picked up some, but it's still nowhere close to covering all of our monthly expenditures. We're still exploring every option available to try and stay on top of our money needs, and a whole lot of truly wonderful and kind people have come to our aid, and kept us afloat, but the need for additional help continues on. Again, if any of you can be of any new or further assistance, we would be forever grateful. If you can, please consider the following options. Thank You Very Much! With love and appreciation from us, may God bless us all. ❤

Donations may be sent a number of ways:
1.Bruce or Kolleen Wheeler, PO Box 817, Puunene, HI 96784
2.givebutter.com/mDZCm5
3 venmo.com/Bruce-Wheeler-5
4 paypal.me/BWheeler117
5.Zelle: Robert Bruce Wheeler

11/07/2024

Three from Mahatma Gandhi ~

" The future depends on what we do in the present. "

" Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. "

" Happiness is when what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony. "

☆★☆ July 1: First Day of the Month Rabbit Rabbit Day"Rabbit rabbit rabbit" is one variant of a superstition found in Bri...
02/07/2024

☆★☆ July 1: First Day of the Month Rabbit Rabbit Day
"Rabbit rabbit rabbit" is one variant of a superstition found in Britain and North America that states that a person should say or repeat the word "rabbit" or "rabbits", or "white rabbits", or some combination of these elements, out loud upon waking on the first day of the month, because doing so will ensure good luck ...

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31/05/2024

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❀Memorial Day and Labor Day are bookend holidays, marking the beginning and end of the summer holidays in the United Sta...
27/05/2024

❀Memorial Day and Labor Day are bookend holidays, marking the beginning and end of the summer holidays in the United States. These three-day weekends traditionally are times for celebration and family outings. Memorial Day is observed on the last Monday in May, in honor of those who lost their lives while in the service of our country. It became a federal holiday in 1971 and originated in 1868, when Union General John A. Logan designated a day in which the graves of Civil War soldiers would be decorated. Originally known as Decoration Day, the holiday was changed to Memorial Day within 20 years, becoming a holiday dedicated to the memory of all war dead.

In memory of those who have made the ultimate sacrifice in defense of our nation and the free world. May God bless you a...
26/05/2024

In memory of those who have made the ultimate sacrifice in defense of our nation and the free world. May God bless you all! ✌

(CBS Sunday graphic.)

Aloha dear 'Ohana, Friends & Followers. As many of you well know, we - Kolleen and I - have been very challenged in many...
14/05/2024

Aloha dear 'Ohana, Friends & Followers. As many of you well know, we - Kolleen and I - have been very challenged in many ways since the wildfires of last August. It's now been exactly one year since I was diagnosed with throat cancer, and after a six-weeks-long series of radiation therapy treatments last October and November, the cancer was overcome, but the post-treatment ordeal has been the most horrible experience of my life. I can't eat solid food of any kind, my diet strictly one of liquid nourishment taken via a tube in my belly. My mouth is is often bone-dry, especially at night, and nothing I've tried yet has had any impact on that. My taste buds were fried, so anything I put in my mouth tastes terrible, even plane water. The default taste in my mouth that I can detect has a horrible "metallic" quality to it, and it can't be "washed away," it's omnipresent 24/7. My energy level stinks long-term I can do some things for a very short while, and then I just have to say "enough." I've lost 55 lbs since a year ago, and tend to often get dizzy upon standing. So, that's the medical side of my situation. The financial side is worse. We had four wedding bookings total during March and April, two each month, and none so far this month. There are a few coming up, but two of them are this week, with heavy rain expected until Tuesday, May 21. Good luck. We've been exploring every option available to try and stay on top of our money needs, and via direct emails and social media posts, a whole lot of truly wonderful and kind people have come to our aid, but the need for additional help continues on. I don't want to sound like a broken record, but if any of you can be of any new or further assistance, we would truly be ever grateful. If you can, please consider the following options. Thank You Very Much! With love and appreciation from us, may God bless us all.

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