Happily Ever Laughter

14/11/2025

⚠️ Rain. Children. Stuck. Indoors. Read This First.

One party, two broken fishbowls, and a bulldozer?

If you're scrambling to fix a party this weekend because of the rain, you're not alone.

California is basically one giant puddle right now, and if your backyard plan just got soaked before those twenty tiny humans show up at your house this weekend...

Cool cool cool.

Before you panic-chatGPT “indoor birthday party ideas” and end up with ai slop that leads to broken glass, sugar crashes, or live animals…read this:

👉 5 Rainy Day Birthday Ideas That Actually Work (And 2 That Really Didn’t)

It includes:

~What happens when 20 children get sent home with live fish

~A party where the parents handed out hammers

~And five actually-good ideas (that didn’t end in property damage)

If you need a reason to laugh, or to just steal a few smart ideas, this is for you.

Or....
..if you’re actually throwing a party THIS weekend and want someone to walk in, handle everything, and keep the children enchanted while you drink wine in your own kitchen...well, you’re my favorite kind of person.

Hit us up before the last few indoor slots disappear.

The storm’s coming. The children are too. Let’s make sure this isn’t the party you tell stories about because it went sideways.

See you inside,
Fae Di**le Di**le

09/10/2025

HR said “express yourselves.” Mistake.

01/10/2025

Your children nailed saving themselves from boredom with Tiktok dances, so up their skill set by learning how to save someone else from (actual) danger!

Join our faeries and fly over to the Washington Hospital Trauma Center Community Safety Fair this Saturday (Oct. 4, 10am-2pm) and honestly? It's way cooler than it sounds.

Your kids get to learn lifesaving first aid skills, see inside ambulances, fire trucks, and police vehicles like it's an emergency responder car show.

And that'sssss not all! Bike East Bay is running a Bike Rodeo because apparently riding in circles around cones is both fun AND educational.

✨ THE BEST PART? Everything is FREE. ✨

🚴 FREE bike helmets (first 120 people)
🎨 FREE face painting (that's us!)
🎈 FREE balloon animals (guess who)
🍧 FREE Kona Ice (for bribing)

📍 Anderson Auditorium & side parking lot, Washington West

📅 Saturday, October 4th | 10am-2pm
📌 2000 Mowry Ave., Fremont, CA 94538

Tag someone who needs to get out of the house this weekend and would look cool next to a firetruck with a face painting.

26/09/2025

POV: You're a professional at playing with children. Outside: Stoked. Inside: Whatever's happening in our performer group chat rn 👇

25/09/2025

We've been following this small business's battle for years.

It's a couple of moms who got tired of not being able to buy clothes for girls with rocket ships, math, and dump trucks (with pockets!!) so they took on the challenge.

This morning we were excited to see The New York times do an article about them because they are leading a fight that's even bigger now.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/business/economy/princess-awesome-trump-tariffs-us-manufacturing.html?rsrc=flt&smid=url-share

19/03/2025

Do you need 18 minutes of a story that makes you smile the entire time? I'm still smiling ear to ear as I post this. Mysterious fairy houses have been popping up in the Bay area, and this is the story of why.

Listen to: Fairy Houses And A Very Green Waterfall -

Bay Curious from KQED on NPR One | 18:52

07/03/2025

tariffs may be terrifying our puppet imports, but thankfully school getting out makes our puppets feel import-ant.

03/03/2025

🏴‍☠️ TUESDAY SAN FRANCISCO TREASURE MAP 🏴‍☠️

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁: Pirates take over Union Square
𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻: This Tuesday, 10am
𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲: All around Union Square (we'll be roaming!)
𝗪𝗵𝗼: Your little buccaneers + our pirate crew
𝗪𝗵𝘆: Free SF-themed sea shanties, parrot-speak lessons, and sparkly sea-star wand crafting

For the price of zero gold coins, your crew gets the full pirate treatment while you enjoy watching them discover their inner Captain.

Karl the Fog says he'll stay away, but no promises. Pirate adventures happen rain or shine!

02/03/2025

Ahoy, San Francisco families on the hunt for free activities! This Tuesday, Union Square transforms into a pirate's paradise where your little buccaneers can set sail without leaving the city - join us!

Our colorful pirate crew will be roaming the square teaching secret parrot-speak, leading sea shanty singalongs, and creating sparkly sea-star wands that capture that famous SF Bay shimmer.

We'll be adventuring all around the square starting at 10am; just follow the sound of little pirates learning to say 'arrr'!

Free fun that beats Karl fog any day. 🏴‍☠️

28/02/2025