Mbalenhle Mtshengu Celiwe

10/06/2023

Bahlulekile ukungiloya la ngasekhaya, sebevele bangidweba umugqa omnyama esiswini, banginqamula nama-period.
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10/06/2023

You got one life to live.. Don't give keys of your happiness to anybody!!

Ungavumeli ukuthi ukuphila nokuthokoza kwakho kuncike ebantwini abathize ngoba uma sebeshiya kuba ngathi impilo iphelile kanti akunjalo. Enjoy life on your own and you will attract right people!!

10/06/2023

The secrete of change is not in fighting the old, but focusing all energy in building the new!!

Okwayizolo ngeke usakushintsha kodwa okwanamuhla unamandla okukwenza!!
Qala kabusha!!

10/06/2023

Another way of healing is to honestly look at what role you played in your own suffering!! Sometimes you are the cause not people!!

Isikhathi esiningi sihlale sibheke ukuthi ubuhlungu esidlula kubo benziwe abantu, sikhohlwe ukuthi nokunganaki kwethu kungasenza sigcine sisezinkingeni!!

10/06/2023

👩🏾: “U-Boy akanakudla babakhe.” 😔

👨🏻: “Nami bengidla igundwane ungibona nje, 😕 uma ubhekile angawudla umsila?”

10/06/2023

Amahloni kimi💔🤦‍♂️

Ngelinye ilanga ngangino R15 ngazama ukuba romantic ngathengela ubabe i can ye Sprite, mina ngase ngifika ngicosha empty ye Fanta ngathela amanzi, ngase ngifika nginika ubabe isprite sakhe, mina ngithi ngizophuza amanzi nge can ye Fanta kube sengathi ngiphuza idrink nami🙄

Wath ubabe angisithandi isprite ngicela unginike ifanta yakho😔

Nisekhona ngiqhubeke nendaba🤦‍♂️

10/06/2023

👩🏽‍🦰: “Besicela u-R2 wabantwana baba.”

👴🏾: “Uwena nobani?”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Lapha kwaKFC.”

👴🏾: “Abantwana bakwabani?”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Abahluphekayo baba.”

👴🏾: “Why behlupheka?”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Yhuuu! Hhayi angazi-ke baba.”

👴🏾: “Why ungasazi manje?”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Order yakho ingu-R64.60, uzokhokha nge-card or cash?”

👴🏾: “Ngikhathazekile ngalaba bantwana abahluphekayo. Baphi bona kuyimanje? Ngifuna ukuthi good morning kubo.”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Yhooo! Hhayi baba, ubambezela ama-customers asemva kwakho.”

👴🏾: “I-worry yami abantwana mntanami!”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Nomzamo! Awuzosiza nali i-customer!”

10/06/2023

uMuzi Omusha 02

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmh!!!! mmmmmmmmh!!!!! iiiiy!!",uMaZulu lowo ehlina ezibamba isisu egwinya namathe kaningana,"aybo sisi angabe konke kahle?",kubuza uTholakele ezenza owethukayo,"isisu dadewethu mmmmmmmmmmmmmmh!!!!!!", kuphendula uMaZulu egquma kakhuluke manje,angabe esakqeda kwayilokokudla,avele akbeke phezu kwe coffee table,"aa..angiyoo... angikphuthumele amanzi la ekhishini sis uyabo?",kusho uTholakele esukuma ngokshesha eyoshona ekhishini,athi uyasukuma uMaZulu asakazeke ngobuso kwi coffee table aqede awele phasi,

"Tho... Tholakeleee!!!! Ngyafaaa!!!!! Fo....Fonela i ambulensee!!!!!! Th.....Tholakeleeee!!!! Ngsize!!!!! iiiiii!!!! iiiiii!!!!! Th.....iiiiiiii!!!!! Tholakelee!!!!!",uMaZulu lowo obekhala kabhlungu elele phasi,nokkhala kwakhe kuyanqamukelana kyezwakala nje ukuthi usekhipha amandla okgcina ngcii! kuthi emva kwalokho avele abuyise konke ukudla akade esekdlile,emva kokudla kbuye igazi elihamba nezingcucu zamathumbu kwazise phela ushevu uvele wamqoba wamqeda ngaphakathi,kuphele kanjaloke ngoMaZulu,

Ngapha ekhishini uTholakele uhleli phasi uncike ngodonga manje ukhihla eskaNandi,"Damit!!! Tholakele!!! uyinj uyezwa??? uyinjaaaah!!!! ungayenza kanjan intwenjeee???!!!!! hhhiiiiii!!!! hhhiiiiii!!! uyiiinjah Tholakele!!!!!",kusho yena uTholakele ekhala ezingqubuza odongeni ngesphundu, azibambe ikhanda,"hhiiiii!!! cha uwudoti womuntu Tholakele!!! hhhiiiiii!!!!! ungabulala udadewenu??? udadewenu pho???? cha uyinja yomuntu!!! hhiiiiii!!! hhhiiiiii!!!",akhale kabhlungwana impela uTholakele kubonakala nje ukuthi sekuse ngokunye manje,yizeke ukkhala kwakhe kungeke kusasiza ngoba ngeke ksayibuyisa impilo kaMaZulu,

Athule aqede asukume kancane ekhicileka esula nezinyembezi,atotobe eshona egunjini lokphumula, afice uMaZulu elele kabhlungu phasi kugcwele negazi akade elphalaza, aqale phasi futhi akhale uTholakele,ahlale phez kwasofa,"Nomalanga ngyaxolisaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!",akhale kdume igumbi lonke,

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10/06/2023

"Ningadidwa ama-post ami."

Lapho asikaze siwanake Jehova, asikaze Moy’ongcwele! 🙄 😒

09/06/2023

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Kanti mina ngyokuthola nini ukuphumula ..

Sanibonani cc nabalandeli bale page ..ngiyintombazane ene 19 kodua izinto esengdlule kuzo nezinto engbheken nazo zingphezu kwamandla ami n ngiyaye ngicabange nokuzibulala ngoba sengikhathele ukuphila phezu kwamanga nenhlupheko ..ngkhula uma wangitshelukuthi anginababa ubaba wangiphika akaze angodle ..futhi nami bengakaze ngimbone ngakho ngazama ukungamfaki kakhulu emqondwe ngingazixaki futhi ngaye kodua bengfisa ukumbona ..futhi benghlonipha ngingaqomi esibongweni nasezihlobeni zakhe engizitshelwa uma . Bengimfisala okubi ngimnyanya kodua futhi ngifisa ukumbone . Ngikhulileke ngphandle kwakhe ngingamazi kodua ubethanda ubhuti wami nakuba kababa bemthanda kakhulu iskhathi esiningi esichatha khona ..mia bebengakaze bangbize . Last year ngye kwababonayo bangbuze ngo baba ukuthi usaphila yn ngithi mina ewe kodua wangphika ..athi lomuntu engangiye kuye ucela ukuxoxisan noMa ..uma angayenzi lenyo .aii ngimuyeke ngingabe ngimlandezela uma ..kuthi last week esontweni bangidlulele ngokumoya nomama ekhona bathi uphu ubaba walengani ngoba babona ubaba osewadlula emhlabeni elokhana engibanga lokho kudala ukubangisana phakathi kwezidalwa futhi lomntwana ufuna isiko lakubo ngoba kunezinto ezenzi wayo kubo uma kuzelwe umntwna ..athi uma aii ubaba wakhe wamphika ..ayikudlule lapho ngphindele emqashwe naye agoduke ayekhya ..mesengvakasha ekhaya sihlezi nje ekseni kungene umalume athi kuma akangitshele iqiniso ..ayinami ngthuke cz angazi iqiniso lani .aqale angfuni uma bamthethise athi kubona abaphume ezindabeni zakhe ..ekgcineni akhulume athi ubabakho sewashona wayekondla ekuthanda wayekwazi futhi ..bahlangan ethekweni .kuthe sezoshona wayengfun kodua akazange angise ngoba baxaban nobaba ..washoke ukuthi ngizalwa Uphilani Mhlongo wase Ndwedwe kodua yea akaze aye kubo emakhaya bahlangana ethekweni eNanda ...soo njr lento iyangidla senghlezi ngkhala ngbalisa n inhliziyi yami osoze iphumule until ngobone la wafihlwa khn n ngiyazama ukuth

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