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The Brohemian is the ultimate Wood Burning Pizza Truck ! Mobile Wood fired Pizza , Follow us on facebook or contact us for private events. Pizza for days !!

If you like Pizza and have room for this 11 ton boss of the road then give us a shout.

01/12/2020

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Happy December everyone! We made it! This has been a tough year but we predict that December festivities are going to make up for all the other madness we had to endure. We're feeling spontaneous and are thinking of throwing a few little spur of the moment parties of our own. If you have the same idea, let us do the catering while you have fun with your friends. Call us to book us today!🙌

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!

29/11/2020

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🎵🎤Alright STOP! Collaborate and Listen! The Brohemian is back with a brand new suggestion. Book our pizza truck, go with the flow, we're the best in Jozi dont you know?🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Ok we apologise, our rapping is lame but we can't be good at everything. We are good at making pizzas and we are the life of the party even if we are not providing the entertainment, so book us for your next gig and we promise to deliver the goods. (We also promise not to do any rapping - pinky swear!) Oh and sorry - you've probably got that song stuck in you head now...
ALright KICK IT....🎵😬

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!

27/11/2020

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Wow guys, 1 month to go and we will have already celebrated some special holidays like Hanukkah and Christmas. Even if you don't celebrate those days you will be feeling festive heading into the new year. Say I love you to your besties by booking us for your special celebration. We'll fill it with love, pizza and happiness. ❤️

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!

25/11/2020

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Mick Jagger once sang "You can't always get what you want!" We say YES YOU CAN! You want a pizza party? We bring the pizza party! Call us to book yours today!

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!

23/11/2020

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Who else can eat pizza for breakfast, lunch and supper? We can and we do! How else do you think we keep our beautiful figures!? (Remember - beauty is in the eye of the beholder and we get told how beautiful we are ALL. THE. TIME!) 😄🙌😬
Have a super week friends!

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!

21/11/2020

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Want to gift the best secret Santa present ever? Surprise your colleagues, book club or kiddies by booking our food truck for your Christmas party! 🙌

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!
So what’s for lunch? Find us beautiful people on Uber Eats OR call Mr. D to find out. .

19/11/2020

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*rubbing that belly* *making that face* 😄😄😄

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!
So what’s for lunch? Find us beautiful people on Uber Eats OR call Mr. D to find out. .

17/11/2020

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It's time to get cheesy and winey and festive. Have you ever paired a good red with one of our lipsmacking, cheese laden pizzas? No? You should really give it a go - its highly recommended 😍👌.

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!

15/11/2020

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Cheese is to pizza what we are to your party. The perfect accompaniment! So silly season is nearly upon us and the festivities shall begin, what better way to celebrate than with us! So book us today to avoid dissappointment... 👊😬

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!

13/11/2020

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T.G.I.F but its a freaky one at that.. Friday the 13th...
BUT NEVER FEAR!
We are here!
Nothing can go wrong when you put all your trust into the crust!

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Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!

11/11/2020

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Dear Ones, we've heard your prayers and we are here for you! So if you want to book our truck for a party or an event - give us a shout!
Hurry, we're getting booked up and we would hate for you to miss out on having the best lil pizza truck in town 👊😬

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!
So what’s for lunch? Find us beautiful people on Uber Eats OR call Mr. D to find out. .

09/11/2020

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H A P P Y M O N D A Y. F R I E N D S ! ! !
We wanted to take this opportunity to thank you all for the love and support during lockdown and although we are not quite out of the woods yet, we couldnt have done it without you. SO thanks guys! We LOVE you, you will always have a pizza our hearts!😁

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!
So what’s for lunch? Find us beautiful people on Uber Eats OR call Mr. D to find out. .

31/10/2020

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🦇👻👹 H A P P Y🎃H A L L O W E E N🎃P U M P K I N S ! ! ! 😈👽☠

Have you pieced together the puzzle yet? This post was the last piece in the October series. Visit our profile to see the bigger picture and let us know in the comments what the message says. 👊😬

🧡🎃🧡Have a good one tonight friends, and may your tricks be sweet and your treats be pizza!🧡🎃🧡

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!
So what’s for lunch? Find us beautiful people on Uber Eats OR call Mr. D to find out. .

30/10/2020

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Overheard at a festival:
Bru 1: "Bru what do you want on your pizza?"
Bru 2: "Bru - my face!" 😂🤣😂

We absolutely love our festival friends and we love doing the festival circuit. We've been to Splashy, Bushfire, Oppi, Parklife, Mieliepop and Ultra to name a few! What a jol! We miss those days and hope to be back soon. We are taking bookings for small events and private parties so book us today. Hurry though, like our pizzas our bookings are getting snapped up!

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Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!
So what’s for lunch? Find us beautiful people on Uber Eats OR call Mr. D to find out. .

28/10/2020

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😈 Feeling devilish? Must be that Halloweeny Feely! 👹 We've got it too and cant wait for the weekend to celebrate being tricky and delivering our treaties to all you lil Jozi monster creatures! 🍕🍭🍕 If you're having a Halloween party then give us a shout and book us for it! We have a sneaky-creepy feeling that this Halloween is going to be BOOOOOTIFUL!!👻🦇👻

Our pizzas are homemade, freshly prepared, woodfired and baked to mouth watering perfection. We doll up our dough with generous drizzlings of delectable tomato paste and then our heavy handed Pizza Men fearlessly adorn the bases with the finest ingredients in all the land. Last but certainly not least, our pizzas are topped off with the yummiest, drippiest mozzarella cheese, Amen!
After construction , they are popped into our woodfired oven to transform, like Clarke Kent into the superhero your tummy has been waiting for, rescuing it just in time from that evil villain Hanger! (Hmmmm we know you are fantasizing about eating one of these right now … don't be ashamed, so are we as we write this!) We pride ourselves in producing a top quality product at unmatched speeds and fair prices, delivering slices of joy to satisfied pizza connoisseurs!
So what’s for lunch? Find us beautiful people on Uber Eats OR call Mr. D to find out. .

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Mobile Wood fired Pizza , Follow us on facebook or contact us for private events. If you like Pizza and have room for this 11 ton boss of the road then give us a shout. Pizza for days !!