Smacky Boy Mutale

10/03/2024

Good night 🔥BBa Materobalumpa bulding kuno 🔥

16/07/2023

Makosa!
Snitching on your Dad to cops is not even normal...Kwanza on such deals. He should have learnt the ropes from him..🤭🫣
Ama wanataka kuuza hiyo shamba?🤔

14/12/2022

Brand New triopo softbox 120cm comes with S blacket k2200
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03/11/2022

Am selling a second hand helicopter 🚁. The only problem chimazima mumwamba🙄😒

03/10/2022

07/09/2022

Lion is not the most dangerous animal on earth, Samson killed lion and what
Killed Samson😊👩‍🦳

24/08/2022

Bally will fix it

18/08/2022

16/08/2022

TWO SECURITY GUARDS ON THE RUN AFTER STEALING FROM 6 ZANACO ATM MACHINES
...one of the security guards is female.

TWO security guards of Kitwe are on the run after stealing an undisclosed amount of money from six Automated Teller Machines (ATM's) belonging to ZANACO.

Carol Muluti and Munthali Chingi who are authorized ATM custodians at ZANACO bank business center are believed to have carried out robbery on Sunday evening.

The two were seen on the Closed-Circuit Television (CCTV) footage carrying out their act and later put the money in laptop bags and cartoon boxes.

Copperbelt Province Commanding officer Sharon Zulu said Kitwe central police received a report of theft by servant which occurred between 19:40 and 20:00 hours on Sunday at Business Centre ATM's along Obote Avenue and ZANACO Meat Market ATM.

"Hubert Tembo a service manager at ZANACO bank Business Centre in Kitwe reported that, two Arm Secure security Guards who are authorized ATM custodians stole some undisclosed amount of money from six ATM's located at ZANACO Business center along Obote road and at Meat Market along Independence avenue Kitwe. Facts of the case are that, on August 14th, this year the two security guards were seen on the CCTV footage entering the two ATM points putting money in their laptop bags and a carton box ," she said.

Ms Zulu said the two suspects locked the doors to the two ATM points and went away with the keys to the same doors.

"The scene of crime was visited and it was observed that, access was gained by virtue of them (guards )being employed (through their security company) to load the ATMs with cash. Currently, all the six ZANACO ATM points are not working until verification is done and the two are on the run, while investigations into the matter has been launched," she said.

03/08/2022

WE USED TO HAVE S*X IN THE CAR, I AM ALWAYS WITH A CONDOM TAYALI TESTIFIES;

Zambian Voice Executive Director Chilufya Tayali yesterday told the Lusaka Magistrates Court his alleged r**e victim appreciated his s*xual prowess whenever they had s*x.

In a 4 hour testimony that gripped a jam packed court room, Tayali said he had consensual s*x with Ruth Zulu on numerous occasions and their s*xual escapades even extended to the car for quikies.

"As we were driving, we saw a poster of Barn Motel, so we turned there and booked a room. Ruth waited for me as I booked the room at the reception. Ruth asked me to get a room with hot water because she usually like to bath after s*x.

When I got the room, Ruth was still in the car, so I went to call her. I left her the car keys with her to lock the car while I went back to the room. Ruth followed me and removed the keys from outside of the door and brought it inside and locked the door.

She went and sat on the sofa next to the bed. She looked at me and said, “Did you realise that you were walking with a zip open” I looked at myself and found my zip open. Seductively I held her hand and pulled her to me while asking her to close the zip since she is the one that opened it in the car. She sat on my laps and put her hands around me as she sat on my laps with her knees on the bed.

We started kissing and touching each other. She took off my shirt while I removed her blouse and bra. She also unbuckled my belt but could not remove the trousers because I was sitting. I pushed her up so that I could remove the trousers. Immediately I stood up my trousers dropped. I removed the trousers together with my shoes while Ruth was removing her skirt.

I got out a condom from my wallet because I always move with a one, just in case of anything. I put on my condom and got back to the bed where Ruth was now laying on her left-side ribs facing me. Ruth remained with a syncline and the pant inside. I continued touching her to prepare her while she did the same to me." Tayali said recounting every moment of his s*xual affair with his accuser.

Smàçky Bôy Mütälé

30/07/2022

FORMER PF Deputy Secretary General, Mumbi Phiri was among other inmates who welcomed Mongu Mayor, Nyambe Muyumbane when he visited the remand facilities.

Mumbi Phiri has been in custody for 178 days now pending a murder trial.

28/07/2022

ECZ SAYS NAMAKAU'S GRADE 9 MARKS WERE HIGHEST IN MORE THAN 25 YEARS

The Examinations Council of Zambia has finally confirmed Namakau Mubita as a gifted pupil after she got 598 out of 600 in the suplimentary examination which she was given to write in June 2022 after her official Grade 9 2021 results showed that surpassed every candidate after she scored 596. Inorder to prove her intelligence, experts demanded that she be given another examination which she gladly accepted sat for in June and this time scored 598, two marks higher than the previous one! No Zambian pupil has scored higher than her in more than 25 years. Congratulations!!
Flash Back (10th January 2022)

DOUBLE ORPHANED GIRL HUMBLES ALL THE 2021 GRADE 9 CANDIDATES.

G9 NAMAKAU MUBITA (Congratulations Young Girl)

"My father died the very year I was born (2006) while my mother died in 2010 when I was 4 years old. I was brought up by my uncle (young brother to my late mum) who is just a farmer but so caring. I am the last born and the only girl in the family of 9", said Namakau this morning after receiving money (K25,000) from well wishers and the award.

1. LOZ = 94
2. ENG = 98
3. I.S = 100
4. R.E = 100
5. SOC = 95
6. B.S = 98
7. COM = 100
8. MAT = 100

Result = 596 CERT

Congratulations for being awarded "The Best Performing Grade 9 Candidate" for the 2021 Examinations beating all 275,545 candidates that sat for the exam.

26/07/2022

Anonymous wrote ;
Mwizukanji would be a good wife to any well meaning Man especially a Big celebrity. Here is why I say so.
👉 Mwizukanji is a degree Holder, she is a Marketer, She is a Chef(graduated yesterday) which means she doesn't stop Learning while Benangu Nima Ambassadors for a company that manufactures ifimatako and they chose marriage over school. Actually for them marriage Ndiye degree, remove marriage then you will see that achievement nimatako nachi mutwi.
👉 Secondly, Mwizukanji has done alot of investment e.g she has opened a salon for Baby Bukkie, Branded herself and now she's making money through ads with different pages and companies while Benangu they invested in Learning insults and going Kuma Zanzibar.
👉 Mwizukanji is matured, it's rare that you will find her exchange words with people in public. She doesn't exchange words with every Jack and Jill that says trash about her life. For example, just weeks ago she was in the limelight over issue yama Civil servants and people mocked and insulted her left right and centre but we never saw her respond to any page or any person while Benangu with just ka simple issue Nishi masele ayakulu nayatali Kwati mutwe wako🙄.
This is why Bembas say "Kuti watoloka imisu wanyata amafi" Ndiye iyi. In search for Gold ,umu Guys left the Diamond that was in his hands.
Anyway I come in peace, May God continue blessing ads ads with Mwizukanjihads with Mwizukanjizads with MwizMwizukanji

12/07/2022

I DID WELL TO HAND OVER POWER TO THE OTHER GUY, HE HAS FAILED FINALLY LAUGHS EDGAR LUNGU.

Former President Dr. Edgar Chagwa Lungu says he did well to give power to the other 'guy' so that people can see and compare leadership.

Dr. Edgar Chagwa Lungu says many people had told him to resist handing over power because of low quality Leadership aimed at prosecuting others.

Speaking at his residence in Lusaka, where Patriotic Front Members of Parliament went to give solidarity to Esther Lungu who was supposed to appear before the drug enforcement commission, Dr. Lungu stated that it was a shame that his family was being harrased.

Dr. Lungu says people of Zambia can now compare between his Leadership and those he handed over power to.

"I did well to hand over power to that guy so that people can see. I know most of you are asking why I handed over power to him, I would have resisted, but it's good so that Zambians can learn and see. Voting anyone anyhow into state house! It is a shame today we are being harrased" he said.

And the Former President Dr. Edgar Chagwa Lungu says the other 'guy's cheated his way to state house.

Without mentioning President Hakainde Hichilema , Dr. Lungu said the guy who cheated his way to state house is in United Kingdom.

"May we check those who are liars! Let me tell you a story, that guy cheated his way to state house! I did not mention names, I'm talking about Boris, Boris Johnson cheated his way to state house in the UK. I have said enough " he said.

12/07/2022

Am Daniel a 25 year old Chirundu Resident. I used to trick tax drivers because my house was close to the graveyard. Each time I book a cab I would put some white cotton into my nose when we reach the cemetery I would tell the tax driver to follow me in the graveyard so as to get his money, they would have no option than to run for their lives, this went on well for a long time until I booked myself into this Bemba guy taxi driver by the name of Joseph Chibwe, as usual as we approached the graveyard I took the white cotton from my pocket and stuffed them into my nose, I started making some strange sound so as to scare him but the mambala paid no attention, we reached the graveyard I came out of the car screamed and shouted chanted danced all kinds of ghost moves the guy was just looking at me I sung all songs of ghost all he said was bamudala give me my money I want to go, I immediately knew that I was dealing with the devil himself, so I tried to scare him by telling him to follow me in the grave so that I can get him his money, to my surprise he followed me so I walked to one of the old grave and started knocking on the tombstone "odini odini, neighbour please can you give me a K200 I want to pay this stubborn taxi driver" behold a strange vibration and a skeleton hand appeared from the opening tombstone holding K200 of K50 notes and shouted "this is the last one I got remember to bring it back wen join us tomorrow.........."
Fellas, up to date I don't remember who run faster than the other between me and the stubborn Joseph Chibwe the taxi driver as we all run screaming in different directions...

08/07/2022

What's your opinion

I'm 28 yrs old, my parents died when I was 14yrs old. I dropped out of school because no one could afford to pay my school fees.

I met a guy when I was 17yrs old and he sent me back to school. He sold fruit on the street so that he could pay my school fees. He later got a job as a truck driver and paid my tuition fees throughout my UNIVERSITY days, fed and cloth me and gave me enough money for my upkeep.

I'm now working as a lawyer. My problem is that I feel I can't continue with this relationship because this guy is not the type of man I want in life to get marry to

How best can I tell him that he is not my type without hurting his feelings?

I'm greatful he sent me to school but I can't be into this relationship with him anymore.

I want somebody in my own class not a truck driver!! Look at his dirty hand

08/07/2022

MONEY IS EVERYTHING!!!

You can never find a rich ugly man, no matter how ugly a man is, so long as there's money you are handsome.

And no matter how handsome a man is, without money you are ugly.

When a rich man talks nonsense, he makes sense but when a poor man talks sense, he makes no sense.

A poor man will steal #10,000 and go to jail for ten years while a rich man will steals billions and enjoy freedom in abundance. There's no justice for the poor.

A rich man can kill, steal and insult but still find a front row and a special seat in the church while an innocent poor person will always work in the church but still sit at the back.

16 years old girl is willing to marry an 80 years old rich man and call it (age is just a number) but tell her to marry a 30 years old broke brother she will say it's a child abuse

My dear, look for money and get this money, don't allow anything to come in between you and money. Get it and get life.

Says Seer1