12/06/2025
~ AUDITION CALL! ~
S*X PLEASE, WE'RE SIXTY
written by Michael Parker and Susan Parker
directed by Julian White
AUDITION DATES:
Tuesday, 1 July & Thursday, 3 July 2025 at 7:30pm
PERFORMANCE DATES:
Friday, 26 September 2025
Saturday, 27 September 2025
Friday, 3 October 2025
Saturday, 4 October 2025
Sunday, 5 October 2025
REHEARSALS:
Tuesdays & Thursdays at 7:30pm
REHEARSALS:
Tuesdays & Thursday 7:30pm
Synopsis
Mrs. Stancliffe's Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast has been successful for many years. Her Guests (nearly all women) return year after year. Her next door neighbour, the elderly, silver-tongued, Bud "Bud the Stud" Davis believes they come to spend time with him in romantic liaisons. The prim and proper Mrs. Stancliffe steadfastly denies this, but really doesn't do anything to prevent it. She reluctantly accepts the fact that "Bud the Stud" is, in fact, good for business. Her other neighbour and would-be suitor Henry Mitchell is a retired chemist who has developed a blue pill called "Venusia," after Venus the goddess of love, to increase the libido of menopausal women. The pill has not been tested.
Character Personae
Bud Davis Age 70+. Weak and frail looking with ‘one foot in the grave’ is known as ‘Bud the Stud’ among many of the female guests at Rose Cottage. He enchants all with his silver tongue and sexual prowess. Elderly, somewhat infirm, chauvinistic, brazen but likeable.
Mrs Stancliffe Age 65+. The owner of Rose Cottage Bed and Breakfast. A severe woman, precise in speech and punctuality. Efficient and competent. Sensible, practical, business-like, menopausal hiding radiance and sensuousness.
Henry Mitchell Age 60+. A retired pharmaceutical research chemist and Mrs Stancliffe’s Gentleman Caller and has proposed to her every afternoon for 20 years. The ‘perfect gentleman’ who shows respect for all women. Gentle, caring, thoughtful and loveable.
Victoria Ambrose Age 50+. A renowned author of ‘steamy romantic’ novels. She seeks what she writes for her life but cannot find it. Serious, intelligent, menopausal, yearning for love.
Hillary Hudson Age 50+. Well educated, articulate and sophisticated in manner and dress. A former co-worker and friend of Henry. ‘A touch of class, intelligent and menopausal.
Charmaine Beauregard Age 50+. Hails from Sydney, North Shore. Her life has been and is run by her overactive libido. Voluptuous, out- going, gushing, demonstrative, menopausal.
Whether you're a seasoned performer or new to the stage, this is your chance to be part of a bold and entertaining production that will challenge, entertain, and delight.
For more information contact Julian White at [email protected]
** If successful in being cast you will be required to become a BATS Theatre Company Inc. member for a small fee **