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Botanisör Florist Launceston

Name: Botanisör Florist Launceston
Address: Shop 5/112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston, TAS, 7250, AU
Telephone: +61363349187
Rating: 5

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11/11/2024

We are heading into that brilliant part of the year where we have an abundance of flower choice. The natives are in full swing. Another reason to change the national day, cos they will be over by January. The peonies will arrive later in the week. Callas are almost ready. We are just spoilt with fragile beauty. And we have a comprehensive range of Tasmanian grown seasonal flowers for you.
Congratulations to the customer who successfully turned their car into a mobile phone. They crashed their Kia. Now they have Nokia.
Ah, smart phones, they have revolutionised the way humans interact by providing a socially acceptable way to ignore everyone around us.
I do also, I believe that the lone star on the Texan flag is actually a review. And a generous one at that. And my last word on the subject, for now, is that with everything bad going on in America right now you’d think that it was cursed. Like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. Oh, wait…
And if you have a difficult person to buy for, our flowers are fat, gluten and carbohydrate free. They are also vegan until the bees pollinate them. I think.
Have a great week and remember just when you meet the biggest idiot ever, an even bigger one will come along and blow your freaking mind.

📞 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🚙☎️😞 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

08/11/2024

Today will be Fri-whooow. Amerikkka, what were you thinking? You would rather elect a misogynist with 34 felonies to his name, 2 impeachments, 6 bankruptcies, a convicted ra**st, adulterer, serial liar, an incompetent fascist who looks like he was coloured in by a pre-schooler rather than elect a woman of colour.
And yes, colour has a letter U!
Are you OK Amerikkka? It’s like you just tunnelled out of R Kelly’s basement only to escape into P Diddy’s party room.
It’s like Charles Bukowski said, the trouble with the world is that the intelligent people are full of self doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence. And we all know that when a clown moves into the White House he does not become President. The house becomes a circus.
Now while I comfort myself, out of the gutter you, is it technically one piece if I don’t slice the cake and eat the entire thing whole?
Come get flowers. It will make both of us feel better.
Have a great weekend and remember the quote from the incredible Spike Milligan, you can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be the President of the United States of America.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 💊🥃🛌 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

06/11/2024

It’s Humpday already. That came around faster than Christmas. Oh, there’s not so good news on that one either.
Bit of a rant today about all the “once in a century floods” all over the world. More like a century of floods! Only proving water is also smarter than a town planner. But that glimmer of hope from the devastation in Valencia, Espania this week was the never ending army of people who walked for hours to clean, bring drinking water, food and most importantly hope.
It showed that the yous, mes, the everyones, the ones that feel the most powerless are the most powerful. When we come together in a common goal we can make enormous change for the betterment of our fellow man.
So next time, don’t get angry at a climate protester because they made you a little l late. Get angry at big oil & gas. They pay little tax, if any at all and you don’t get angry when they cause your cancer, flooding, drought, respiratory diseases, diabetes. You just accept those. But billionaires donate to fantastic causes. Causes that would not exist if their “products” were safely regulated.
Then they invent the carbon footprint to make it our responsibility.
So if an economic and/or political system is incompatible with a liveable planet, you should change the damn system. Complacency will equal a painful demise. Picking from the same two choices that haven’t worked previously is pointless. Pigeons lean faster! Well they have inhabited the Earth longer than us.
Silver lining, we all work well together to look after each other.
Keep up the good work and remember whilst the corporations commit planet-scale crimes against life, the “state” comes after those who dare to speak out.

📞 6334 9287, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🌎🌍🌏 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

05/11/2024

We’re back. Did we all recreate our tooshies off yesterday. Or spend the day catching up on chore that had slipped behind? Well it’s a new week, so let’s get cracking.
Good luck if your fluttering on the Cup of Melbourne today. Know your limits and have fun. That goes for betting and boozing. I have lived next to Flemington racetrack. Let me tell you in the evening, it’s not pretty. It’s not even interestingly ugly. It’s like a Betty Ford orientation day.
And without sounding like a Yorkshireman, the only bit of a horse you can bet on is opposite end to the nose. As I quote “There’s brass in that there muck”. And healthy veg to boot.
Hey I have an idea for a movie. It’s like Indians Jones meets the Avengers where the main characters are Indigenous from the inhabited continents and they break into museums and reclaim stolen artefacts. I just don’t know what to call it. Any suggestions?
Shop is filling with bouquets and boxes ready to go or we can make you something bespoke and as the weather warms the choice of flowers grow. The cornflower are stunning and the Arum lily have just arrived. I love them, they can tell your age. It goes from: we had them in our wedding, death lily, Maplethorpe, to these are incredible, what are they? and are those real?
Have a great week, it’s 20% off and remember when I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, I am no longer young.

☎️ 6334 9287, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🏇🏼🥂🏆 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

01/11/2024

It’s Friyay! I’m going to prank my liver and have a glass of water. How was your Halloween? Or deliveroo for paedos. Most people thought I was a ghost in my white sheet. Then I put on my ceiling fan hat. The sheet hit the fan!
To the disgusting lowlife that gave out Ferrero Roche with Brussels sprouts inside… I love you. They went perfectly with my bacon. Thanks.
Do the French east snails because they don’t like fast food? Oh I miss escargot. And unpasteurized cheese.
Heads up, as it is decreed, on the first Monday of the November, go forth and recreate. Essentially Recreation day is the rest day to clean couches and any spaces where loose change collects so that we can bet on the Cup of Melbourne which famously falls on the first Tuesday of the November. We will be open Tuesday. Come in, particularly if you happen to back a winner.
I just realized that dogs may not be man’s best friend. They are really double agents. When was the last time a cat sniffed out your stash to a police officer?
We will be open tomorrow if your entertaining over the long weekend and don’t want to dust. Flowers. Or if your at a loose end. Spoil yourself, your worth it.
Have a great long weekend and remember don’t wait till your on your death bed to let people know how you really feel. You may be too weak to raise a middle finger.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 💰🏇🏼💐 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

30/10/2024

Happy Humpday and All Hallows Eve eve. I have my special healthy treats ready for those knocking me up tomorrow. And for those parents going trick or treating with the kiddies, remember on 31st October the ears of children are only for decoration. Like the other 364 days of the year.
Oh by the way the spiders in your house are watching you put up synthetic decorations after destroying their houses and killing their families. They think your weird. Those decorations are made from dead dinosaurs.
You know what is weird and I thought was a Halloween trick? They want to bring back the thylacine! We can’t keep safe the critically endangered species we have now. The Orange Bellied parrot, the Maugean skate,…Michael Ferguson. How the heck are they going to keep the tiger safe? An hour, on release day one hour I give it before a redneck with more kids than teeth has a “trophy”. Does that mean a species has to be extinct before we care and do anything about it?
And to make matters worse I found my first grey p***c hair. Just didn’t think it would be in a burger.
Keep up the good work and remember some people get weird as they get older. Not me, I’ve always been like this.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🕷️🕸️🕷️ 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

28/10/2024

It’s Halloween week. Although it’s always bat s**t crazy around here and I’m always ghosted. You can only tell the difference by the amount of chocolates laying around. You guess which is which.
Now, what is the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas ? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
See I don’t think the lockdown lurgy was made in Wuhan. It has to be made somewhere else but as usual it was much cheaper to manufacture in China. Then China stole the idea, no that’s never happened before, and they made it available worldwide. Because let’s face it, it would be the first thing to come out of China that has lasted this long since Confucius.
We have loads of fresh flowers and are ready to be challenged with ideas for your Halloween event.
Also why did the s***m cross the road? Because someone put on the wrong sock. Now there’s a Wallace & Gromit you don’t want to see.
Have a great week and remember if the candle smells like Fireball, you’re an alcoholic. It’s cinnamon Becky!

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 👻🎃🧦 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

25/10/2024

We are coming to you this Friyay from the Milledge Lane Multi Purpose Florist, Arts & Leisure facility to say climate change is real. Look at these Zygo cactus, or Northern Hemisphere Christmas cactus if you will. They flower in very cold temperatures with minimal daylight. Not now!
Like my granny used to say, if wishes were horses we would all be riding Jonathon Bailey right now…that’s not right. Oh, if a supermarket has a “health food” section, the what is the rest of the store?
It’s Halloween next week. 31st Oct as always. So here’s a riddle. What’s orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out on the first of November? Donald Trumpkin.
Well back to work. These bouquets need to be wrapped and cake toppers do not make themselves.
Have a great weekend and remember be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🎃🎃🎃 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

23/10/2024

We are changing Humpday to Thanksgiving today. Yesterday we hit the mile, no kilometrestone of our one thousandth internet order. We partied and cheered, even put the kettle on again. Thank you to everyone who has ever order through our website. And to the many many customers who keep ordering over and over. We assume we are doing something right. Or your waiting for us to get it right, (Joyce, joke). Then to get in this morning to find order #1001.
So we will let you know we have been working on new categories,to make ordering easier and faster. With dedicated products for specific occasions. As well as keeping prices realistic for quality products.
I have to say all this has brought with it a level of fame I’m still getting used to. People coming in wanting signatures all the time. I will have to stop shopping on the internet. Drivers get a bit stroppy when I ask “To whom do I make it out to?”
Oh, here, the couple next door were getting in on last night. Now I don’t mind a joke but that’s twice this month. I could hear a noise and thought some cheeky bu**er had turned on a couple of bars on heat pump. Then I heard “Oh don’t bother Kevin, I’ll do it myself!” Cos once he got her to dress up as a Policewoman so she could arrest him for being good in bed. All charges were dropped within ten minutes due to lack of evidence.
Once again thank you for letting us do a job we love doing. For giving us challenges to achieve. Keeping growers and couriers employed. And just making people smile.
Keep up the good work and remember who knows why we were taught to fear the witches, and not those that burned them alive?

📞 6344 9287, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🥰🥰🥰 112 Cimitiere Street,Launceston.

21/10/2024

Happy new week, let’s make it a good one. And how do you like your strawflower? We have fresh and dried. No frozen… let it go. And some of the brilliant waratah stems, buy four stems and we will give you a fifth free.
Now can I get a few things off my chest? Too bad. Buckle in. As you maybe aware it is Breast Cancer Awareness month and a lot of big companies are plastering pink ribbons over everything in support. What they are not doing is removing known carcinogens from their products. It just screams Johnald McBurger house to me.
Also can anyone explain to me why it’s “if you can’t afford to pay your rent, then buy fewer lattes and avocado toast” and never “ if you can’t pay your staff a living wage, buy less yachts, rockets and spacecrafts”. You can explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten because it is obviously going over my head.
Then the UK, USA & Israel were the last countries to end support for South Africa’s apartheid regime. They even denounced Mr Mandela and the ANC as terrorists and vetoed a UN resolution to impose sanctions. How history reminds us that it is people power that persists. Genocide see, genocide do.
Thanks for that. I feel a lot better. Now, on with the week.
Have a great week and remember the rumours are true. I’d rather be hot mess living life to the full than perfect playing it safe.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🎀🇿🇦🍟🇵🇸 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

18/10/2024

It may be wet and as miserable as a Gallagher brother out there this Friyay but do we have something cheer you up.
Waratahs! Lots of waratahs. In white, lemon, pink and the OG red. And to make your end of week better, if you buy 4 stems, we will give you a 5th for free. Imagine a vase full of waratahs to cheer the house up. The lemon is stunning. Do get in fast, they won’t last and they have a notoriously short season.
Question: when bald people wash their face, how high up do they go?
And I have come to the conclusion that giving my dog a posh name was not a good idea. I get funny looks when I ask “Would you like to pat my Lady Bits?” “Have you seen my Lady Bits?” Except for this one creepy old man at the dog park. I avoid him.
Have a great weekend and remember I don’t care how old I get, if I walk by a toy with a “try me” button I’m pushing it. Ahh, I remember that wall of Tickle me Elmos well. I’m not allowed in that shop anymore.

☎️ 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🌺🌼🌸 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

16/10/2024

It’s Humpday. I’m not feeling that funny today. I’m processing the world and pondering if our species deserves to be on this amazing planet.
I do believe Emeli Sandé has said it better.
“You’ve got a heart as loud as lions. So why let it be tamed? Baby we’re a little different. There’s no need to be ashamed. You’ve got the light to fight the shadows. So stop hiding it away.
Come on, come on.
If the truth has been forbidden. Then we’re breaking all the rules. There’s no need to be afraid. I will sing with you my friend. I wanna scream, ‘till the words dry out. So put it in all the papers, I’m not afraid. They can read all about it, read all about it.
Yeah we’re all wonderful, wonderful people. So when did we all get so fearful? Now we’re finally finding our voices. So take a chance, come help me sing this.
I wanna sing.
I wanna shout.

Keep up the good work and remember it is not controversial to always remind leaders that all humans are born free and equal in dignity and rights. It is not controversial to say that the killing of children is always, always wrong. It is not antisemitic to demand a cease fire. NOW!

☎️ 6334 9287, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🖤💔💚 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

14/10/2024

Ah, Monday and we start a new week. I thought there was Tai Chi in the park this morning but turned out to be Kung Fu master Crackie Chan. Does this mean the whole week is going to be methed up?
Cos if we is going weird then I will be identifying as Trans-financial. That’s when you are a rich person trapped in the body if a poor person.
And while we are making up new terms, can we make a new term for “climate denier”. One that is more brutal. What should we call them? Extinction enthusiasts, climate terrorists, Big oil’s death cult? Because when I was at school if you didn’t believe in science or history, it was called a FAIL! It seems today it’s called profitability.
Yes, I’ll be here all week.
Have a great week and remember adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slowdown a bit” over and over till you die.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🌸🌻🌺 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

11/10/2024

How was your No Show Day? I spent the day having a tidy up in the cupboards, even found a few Christmas presents left over from last year. I just can’t for the life of me remember who I bought that puppy for…
So it’s now Friyay and I can not, I repeat, can’t go back to the Post Office. Ever. The lady, let’s call her the Postmistress, asked “How’s it going?”. I replied with “Good thanks, how about you?”. She meant the parcel I was holding.
I felt as stupid as those Americans believe human activity can not affect climate change but are now blaming the Government for creating hurricanes. It’s time to remove the warning labels people.
Like the bag of peanuts that claim “may contain nuts”. I hope they do Brenda cos that’s what the reading people are buying it for.
Word of warning, the cornflowers in the shop do not, I repeat, don’t contain gluten. Sheesh. Staff do contain sass. So much sass.
Have a great weekend and remember in case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🐶💨🌽🌼 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

09/10/2024

As it’s Humpday let’s make you smile. Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Because her lipstick.
Now tomorrow is No Show Day. Cos there is no Royal Launceston Show. So we are going to be no shows too. That’s right we are taking the day off to do laundry and anything else that’s been neglected for too long. Inner child and PTSD will have to get in line with changing the fly strip and belly button lint extraction. Have a great day off.
We will be back on board Friyay. Mainly because we’ll need a rest.
Oh, oh, oh, I just met the most wonderful lady. She has been married to brothers. Separately. So her children are siblings/ cousins. And they call her Aunty Mummy! How biblical, all it needs is for her Aunt, on her mothers side, to be her Mother-in-law and it would be the story of Joseph and his Chunder coat. Only less kids. And sand.
Keep up the good work and remember a burnt pizza, a pregnant woman and a frozen beer all have the same thing in common. A stupid man who who forgot to pull out in time.

📞 6334 9187, 💻 www.botanisorflorist.com or 💋🛍️🌈 112 Cimitiete Street, Launceston.

07/10/2024

You know the worst bit about day light savings? It’s the tying to get the wall clock back onto the nail/ hook. Fifteen bloody minutes it took me, just so it could it could hang there like an undescended testicle for the next six months before it gets fingered again.
How’s your Monday going? It’s like a four year old telling you a story around here. It’s taking forever, it’s not making sense, it’s not going anywhere and it’s making me want to drink. Please someone treat me like a bowling ball. It will only take three fingers and a dark ally to throw me down.
Apart from that heaps of orders out today, so listen out for a knock at your door. Shop is filling up with bouquet’s to grab and somewhere is a cold cuppa. I told you it’s a busy day.
Hey what do tap water in Adelaide, petrol station sushi, Bill Cosby as a bartender, a fart when I have diarrhoea and the Rolf Harris day care centre have in common? All things I trust more than Benjamin Netanyahu. To date my least favourite Ben.
Have a great week and remember farmed salmon is naturally gray. It gets its colour from synthetic dye in its food pellets. I wonder what happens to any food they don’t eat, in the harbour. Well it must be safe, humans eat it.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🎳🕣🚰 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

05/10/2024

Public service announcement: Day light savings starts tonight! Clocks go forward 🤞. So enjoy that extra hour and I’ll see you next week when we are all refreshed, invigorated and ready to have a great week.
NB, the extra hour should not be used to drink copious mls of alcohol. I have tested this many times and can confirm you loose more time than you gain. Also money. Dignity. Underwear. And once I lost a pineapple. I miss that ananas. Long story, and it’s French for pineapple.

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Shop 5/112 Cimitiere Street
Launceston, TAS
7250

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Monday	8:30am - 5:30pm
Tuesday	8:30am - 5:30pm
Wednesday	8:30am - 5:30pm
Thursday	8:30am - 5:30pm
Friday	8:30am - 5:30pm
Saturday	8:30am - 1am

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Welcome to a new week dear Listener. Let’s start with an affirming affirmation. No it wil not affirm your butt, but being knocked on it enough by life will cause a tough callus that works just as well I find. After me. It’s OK to be black, it’s OK to be white, it’s OK to be straight, it’s OK to be gay, it’s OK to be me. It’s NEVER OK to stop on an amber light when we both should have made it. BIATCH! And thanks FaceBook for telling me I can follow Chris Hemsworth, although I have a restraining order that says different. Is he going to follow me back? How did he hear about me? He’s not even my favorite Hemsworth. Is the other one, like, Barry? Yeah I like Barry Hemsworth. Update on the concrete Italian, caught him chewing on an electrical cable this morning. He is currently doing better and is conducting himself properly. We have charged his pronouns to he/him/moron. As Richard Freeman said, never confuse education with intelligence, you can have a PhD and still be an idiot. Have a very productive week, and parents with kiddies on school holidays… good luck. As long as you don’t have to go to emergency it is considered a win. #botanisorflorist #floristlaunceston #launcestonflorist #flowerslaunceston #launcestonflowers #plantslaunceston #launcestonplants #tasmanianflowers #buytasmanian